Kit Kat

pollysix · **Joined:** Tue Oct 26, 2004 2:56 am **Posts:** 5174

gauchebag Wrote:

yeah post Lindt chocolate you arrogant frogf*ckers...

And this stressed you out because....???

pollysix · **Joined:** Tue Oct 26, 2004 2:56 am **Posts:** 5174

HideousLump Wrote:

Joking about hearing of Coffee Crisp, or joking about wanting one?

I've absolutely never heard of or saw a Coffee Crisp in all of my time in the greater New York area or in L.A. Which automatically makes it Canadian to me.

So you're serious about never having heard of Coffee Crisp?

One of the best chocolate bars, IMO.

PopTodd · **Posted:** Thu Jul 13, 2006 10:50 am

This is a pure PopTodd post.
And yet nobody calls him out on it?

Must be because he's better-looking than me.

EDIT: For a link to almost the exact same subject, posted more than a year ago...
http://www.obner.org/bb/viewtopic.php?t=5216&start=0

red · **Joined:** Fri Jun 17, 2005 5:34 am **Posts:** 5009

pollysix Wrote:

Kit Kat Chunky rocks my world.

Another favorite is the dark chocolate Mars bars...

But I generally don't dig reg chocolate bars...

this is my fav:

It packs a real punch for a little choco bar.

(For the record "Kitty" seems to be a nickname that follows me around as well.)

is that a foot on that chocolate bar?

favorites:
whatchamacalit (not sure of the correct spelling)
anything with hazelnut (mon cheri springs to mind)
cadbury fruit and nut
snickers

i ate a godiva hazelnut truffle over the weekend and almost lost my shit in the store. it was like an orgasm of chocolate.*

*spoken like a true fatass

shaMoxie · **Posted:** Thu Jul 13, 2006 12:06 pm

Step.

MontyTheMongoose · **Posted:** Thu Jul 13, 2006 12:09 pm

red Wrote:

*spoken like a true fatass

So, writing for FT's blog, his self-deprecation is rubbing off on you?

Really, now. I wouldn't call you or Bobbo a fatass. Bob is just a giant; not a giant like LooGAR, but a giant, all things considered. You are fairly large, by length, as well, if I recall correctly. Six feet four inches in domme boots, no? So, your weight doesn't seem improper to your height, now, eh.

red · **Joined:** Fri Jun 17, 2005 5:34 am **Posts:** 5009

you're with me, leather Wrote:

red Wrote:

*spoken like a true fatass

So, writing for FT's blog, his self-deprecation is rubbing off on you?

Really, now. I wouldn't call you or Bobbo a fatass. Bob is just a giant; not a giant like LooGAR, but a giant, all things considered. You are fairly large, by length, as well, if I recall correctly. Six feet four inches in domme boots, no? So, your weight doesn't seem improper to your height, now, eh.

thanks.

FT · **Posted:** Thu Jul 13, 2006 7:55 pm

Kit Kats are perfect...UNLESS you bite into a dreaded STALE WAFER!!! Then, YUK! Twix is still #1, followed by Nestle Crunch and Snicker's Cruncher.

Where's Costanza's candy bar lineup when you need it?

WILLIE: Mr. Costanza, I really don’t have time for this.

GEORGE: Now, if this mechanic guy, was, in fact, eating a 5th Avenue bar, as he claimed, wouldn’t you agree he would have no problem picking one out from a candy line-up?

WILLIE: "Candy line-up"?

GEORGE: I’ve spent the last hour preparing ten candy bars with no wrappers of identification of any kind for him to select from.

WILLIE: It took you an hour?

GEORGE: Only I hold the answer key to their true candy identities. And so, without further ado, I give you.. the candy line-up.

SALESWOMAN: Hey, Willie, check it out! Free candy!

GEORGE: That’s my candy line-up! Where are all my cards?! They’re - they’re all on the floor!

GEORGE: And you! How many Twix does that make for you, today?! Like, 8 Twix?!

MECHANIC: No.

MAN: Hey, this Clark bar is good.

GEORGE: It’s a Twix! They’re all Twix! It was a setup! A setup, I tell ya! And you’ve robbed it! You’ve all screwed me again! Now, gimme one! Gimme a Twix!

MECHANIC: They’re all gone.

GEORGE: Twwwwiiiiiixxxxx!

tt · **Posted:** Thu Jul 13, 2006 8:04 pm

that's gold! i'm going to start eating my candy bars with a knife and fork, just like Mr. Pitt.

Dalen · **Posted:** Thu Jul 13, 2006 8:47 pm

Kit Kat is almost as good as chewing coca leaves!!!!

shiv · **Posted:** Thu Jul 13, 2006 8:58 pm

amgl Wrote:

if ever a candy bar lived up to the premise of "It's like there's a party in my mouth...and everyone's invited", it's this:

for those who can't read the fine print:

"smooth textured chocolate flavoured centre with crunchy biscuit pieces surrounded in caramel all covered in Cadbury Dairy Milk milk chocolate."

if you didn't include that part at the end i would've thought it was a chocolate cock with cream filling.

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