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PopTodd
 Post subject: The thread where I share the ironic wisdom of my grandfather
PostPosted: Thu Jul 13, 2006 2:55 pm 
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He was a doctor, and a life-long smoker with a gravelly voice, so try to imagine these phrases delivered in a gentle tone with the requisite grit:

Patient: "Dr. Weintraub, it hurts when I do this."
Grampa: "Stop doing this."

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Grampa (sitting at his big mahagony desk, chain smoking a pack of Raleighs): You gotta stop smoking. It's gonna kill you.

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"DON'T save the best for last. Eat dessert first, otherwise you'll be too full to enjoy it."


Just got to thinking about him today, and so I thought I'd share a bit with y'all.
Flame away.

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alongwaltz.
 Post subject: Re: The thread where I share the ironic wisdom of my grandfather
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PopTodd Wrote:
Flame away.


Flame on!

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Wow. Throw in gauchebag and we'll have a trifecta.

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Some wisdom from my grandfather, while watching the NBA:

"It's just a bunch of bald-headed niggers anymore, ain't it?"
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HaqDiesel Wrote:
Some wisdom from my grandfather, while watching the NBA:

"It's just the Globetrotters anymore, ain't it?"
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HaqDiesel Wrote:
Some wisdom from my grandfather, while watching the NBA:

"It's just a bunch of bald-headed niggers anymore, ain't it?"


and Steve Nash
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frosted Wrote:
HaqDiesel Wrote:
Some wisdom from my grandfather, while watching the NBA:

"It's just a bunch of bald-headed niggers anymore, ain't it?"


and Steve Nash


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Also Canadian.
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