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gauchebag
 Post subject: If I had to go to India... (finish this sentence)
PostPosted: Tue Jul 18, 2006 12:46 am 
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I better have an Indian girlfriend who is okay with my mocking Ganesh and cows all in the same role-playing "joke".

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Once she loved a boy. But he did not love her.
His name was Jun. Disillusioned she tried to forget.
She left everything and traveled to the other world.
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thisotherkingdom
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I'd never use the bathroom.
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…I'd go ahead and get AIDS in South Baltimore, cause as bad as Charm City AIDS is, it can't be as bad as India AIDS.

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Hegel
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I would start a Kashmir sweater shop because them kids have nimble fingers
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rogneeb
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my work better fly me business class because i may be heading to Bangalore later this year

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Dalen
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...i'd introduce them to deodorant!
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gauchebag
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Dalen Wrote:
...i'd introduce them to deodorant!


i wish there was an emoticon that could express the pleasure of masturbation

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Once she loved a boy. But he did not love her.
His name was Jun. Disillusioned she tried to forget.
She left everything and traveled to the other world.
But life was like a dream.
A series of meaningless movement.

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rogneeb
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i sat next to an indian guy on our like 9 hour flight from paris to atlanta who stunk to high hell - it was one of the worst olfactory experiences of my life.

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KPH
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...I'd hope I could stay there longer.

India's a trip. Can't wait to go back.
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alongwaltz.
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...I'd post about it on a message board.
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Prince of Darkness
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... i wouldn't.

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Mick
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i'd get cheap Nike sneakers direct from the factory.

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...I'd wear a pith hat and carry a cricket bat at all times. And refer to everyone else as "Rudyard"

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Stop Breathin'
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i'd try to find that baby with the huge dick from that Patrick Swayze movie. just for amusement.

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Evil Dr. K
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Souvarine(((0 Wrote:
...I'd wear a pith hat and carry a cricket bat at all times. And refer to everyone else as "Rudyard"

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You are straying into my territory sonny boy.

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PopTodd
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... I would eat more Naan bread than my stomach could physically hold.

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pollysix
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I would dance a little jig of joy... and then eat more naan bread than my stomach could physically hold...

(love how you capitalized it, Todd)
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MontyTheMongoose
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... i wouldn't.


You and LooGAR, both.
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Sex, Drugs, and Dave
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I would search for an american working in a convenience store.

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Yail Bloor
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Stop Breathin' Wrote:
i'd try to find that baby with the huge dick from that Patrick Swayze movie. just for amusement.


WINNER.

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Cotton
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how many patrick swayze movies can you guys watch?

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Senator LooGAR
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Souvarine(((0 Wrote:
...I'd wear a pith hat and carry a cricket bat at all times. And refer to everyone else as "Rudyard"

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Hell, I do this in Montgomery, AL...

And Monty and Phil are correct: THERE IS NO GOOD REASON TO GO TO INDIA!

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