The following “questionnaire” was being circulated somewhere on the Internet(s). Evidently, you were supposed to put your mp3 player on random and then whatever song popped up was the answer to each sequential question. I didn’t read the instructions and immediately set about trying to think up songs that would work personally for each question (i.e. I unknowingly cheated). Maybe my method is not as funny or “ironic” but it is certainly more revealing if you try and think up truthful “answers in song” to these questions (or, they will not make sense to anyone but yourself and therefore you really have wasted time).

Answers by Artist - Song

1. What is missing from my life?

2. Will I find love?

3. Will I become rich?

4. Does someone have a crush on me?

5. What is my favorite sexual position?

6. Am I good looking?

7. What makes me the most happy?

8. What is my biggest regret?

9. Who do I love?

10. What scares me?

11. Why do I get up in the morning?

12. Do people like me?

13. How will I die?

14. Do I act my age?

15. What type of tattoo should I get?

16. What is my spirit animal?

17. Do I like pain?

18. Is there anyone else like me out there?

19. Do I love to party?

20. Where should I move to?

21. Am I still in the closet?

22. Will I ever be president?

23. What is fun for me?

24. Will I ever learn to fly?

25. What is my super power?

26. What can I do to move on?

27. Is (s)he a good choice for me?

28. Will I be happy in life?

29. What is the theme of my style?

30. What is the Meaning of life?

Yes, I am the dork that answers her own posts:

1. What is missing from my life?
Jeff Buckley – Lover, You Should’ve Come Over

2. Will I find love?
Throwing Muses – Counting Backwards

3. Will I become rich?
Jens Lekman – Pocketful of Money

4. Does someone have a crush on me?
Ivy - Shallow

5. What is my favorite sexual position?
Postal Service – Such Great Heights

6. Am I good looking?
The Pogues - A Pair of Brown Eyes

7. What makes me the most happy?
Cat Stevens - Peace Train

8. What is my biggest regret?
Spoon – Everything Hits at Once

9. Who do I love?
Sondre Lerche – You Know So Well

10. What scares me?
The Beatles – She Said, She Said

11. Why do I get up in the morning?
Paul McCartney – Another Day

12. Do people like me?
Big Star - Kangaroo

13. How will I die?
Lisa Germano – Cancer of Everything

14. Do I act my age?
Beck – Where It’s At

15. What type of tattoo should I get?
Cocteau Twins – Multi-foiled

16. What is my spirit animal?
Pixies – Caribou

17. Do I like pain?
Elliott Smith – New Disaster

18. Is there anyone else like me out there?
Lush – Desire Lines

19. Do I love to party?
A.C. Newman - Drink To Me, Babe, Then

20. Where should I move to?
Bill Ricchini - Think of Me As A Place

21. Am I still in the closet?
X - Because I Do

22. Will I ever be president?
The Smiths - A Rush and A Push and The Land Is Ours

23. What is fun for me?
Lucksmiths - Housewarming

24. Will I ever learn to fly?
The Shins – Know your Onion!

25. What is my super power?
Beastie Boys - Sabotage

26. What can I do to move on?
ABBA – Hey, Hey Helen

27. Is (s)he a good choice for me?
Camera Obscura - Lloyd I’m Ready to be Heartbroken

28. Will I be happy in life?
Brendan Benson – What I’m Looking For

29. What is the theme of my style?
Stereolab – Miss Modular

30. What is the Meaning of life?
XTC – Dear God

too... many... questions.

The quantity of questions you chose to answer is directly related to how much actual time you waste.

Agreed. And aren't many of these questions properly answered with either a "yes" or "no?"

Better hope your iPod has these songs:

Yes! Yes! Yes - NRBQ
Maybe Baby - Buddy Holly
No, No, No - Deep Purple

I suggested not to do the randomizing and to answer questions with a song (y'know with relevant lyrics and whatnot -- an opportunity to be creative -- whose life is all 'yes' or 'no').

I am afraid that Obners don't like to be creative unless it involves the formation of new cuss words or porn.

I believe that's spelt "pron"

ain't got no mp3 playa

1. What is missing from my life?
conduit for sale
2. Will I find love?
somewhere over the rainbow
3. Will I become rich?
if i were a rich girl
4. Does someone have a crush on me?
(sese above for subjunctive)
5. What is my favorite sexual position?
no comment
6. Am I good looking?
i'm trying i'm trying - pavement
7. What makes me the most happy?
surprise - paul simon
8. What is my biggest regret?
this land is your land, this land is my land
9. Who do I love?
tulip baroo - of montreal
10. What scares me?
come sail away, come sail away with me
11. Why do I get up in the morning?
define a transparent dream - otc
12. Do people like me?
look at me - john lennon
13. How will I die?
in a boating accident - devo
14. Do I act my age?
what's my age again - blink 182
15. What type of tattoo should I get?
buried in a jewish cemetary - shalom and the jtown 5
16. What is my spirit animal?
lions and tigers - asobi seksu
17. Do I like pain?
strings - AS
18. Is there anyone else like me out there?
mothership connection (star child) - pfunk
19. Do I love to party?
party hard - andrew wk
20. Where should I move to?
(let's pretend we don't exist) - of mtl
21. Am I still in the closet?
oslo in the summertime - of mtl
22. Will I ever be president?
oslo in the summertime - of mtl
23. What is fun for me?
god - john lennon
24. Will I ever learn to fly?
superman - 5 for fighting
25. What is my super power?
electric guitar - talking heads
26. What can I do to move on?
day tripper - beatles
27. Is (s)he a good choice for me?
crosseyed and painless - talking heads
28. Will I be happy in life?
yesterday - lennon/mccartney
29. What is the theme of my style?
funky fresh lyrics (get out) - sublime
30. What is the Meaning of life?
The holy handgrenade - dr. scarrie's
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1. What is missing from my life?
Shitloads of Money - Liz Phair

2. Will I find love?
Now That We Found Love - Heavy D & the Boyz

3. Will I become rich?
You Think I Ain't Worth a Dollar, But I Feel Like a Millionaire - Queens of the Stone Age

4. Does someone have a crush on me?
You Must Be Blind - Nat King Cole

5. What is my favorite sexual position?
My Lovin' (You're Never Gonnna Get It) - En Vogue

6. Am I good looking?
Geek Stink Breath - Green Day

7. What makes me the most happy?
Fish Heads - Barnes & Barnes

8. What is my biggest regret?
Belinda - Roy Orbison

9. Who do I love?
Hey Julie - Fountains of Wayne

10. What scares me?
Hurt - Johnny Cash

11. Why do I get up in the morning?
Teach Your Children - Crosby, Stills & Nash

12. Do people like me?
Baby I'm a Star - Prince

13. How will I die?
Manic Depression - Jimi Hendrix Experience

14. Do I act my age?
When I'm Sixty-Four - The Beatles

15. What type of tattoo should I get?
Red Dragon Tattoo - Fountains of Wayne

16. What is my spirit animal?
Roly Poly the Polar Bear - Peppermint Kandy Kids

17. Do I like pain?
Novocaine for the Soul - Eels

18. Is there anyone else like me out there?
I Think I'm a Clone Now - Weird Al Yankovic

19. Do I love to party?
House Party (I Don't Know What You Come to Do) - Tony! Toni! Tone!

20. Where should I move to?
Nebraska - Bruce Springsteen

21. Am I still in the closet?
Macho Man - The Village People

22. Will I ever be president?
Liar - Sex Pistols

23. What is fun for me?
Go With the Flow - Queens of the Stone Age

24. Will I ever learn to fly?
Greatest American Hero (Believe It or Not) - Joey Scarbury

25. What is my super power?
Private Eyes - Hall & Oates

26. What can I do to move on?
Take It or Leave It - The Strokes

27. Is (s)he a good choice for me?
Nobody Does It Better - Carly Simon

28. Will I be happy in life?
Ob-La-Di, Ob-La-Da - The Beatles

29. What is the theme of my style?
Timorous Me - Ted Leo & the Pharmacists

30. What is the Meaning of life?
No One Knows - Queens of the Stone Age

1. What is missing from my life?
Formed A Band - Art Brut

2. Will I find love?
Jet Black - Jawbreaker

3. Will I become rich?
I Hate Myself - Bare Jr.

4. Does someone have a crush on me?
Strangelight - Fugazi

5. What is my favorite sexual position?
The Trouble With Sarah - Songs For Emma

6. Am I good looking?
The Gentleman Soldier - The Pogues

7. What makes me the most happy?
The Protagonist Suddenly Realizes What He Must Do In The Middle of Downtown Traffic - The Most Serene Republic

8. What is my biggest regret?
The Walk Held Steady - Not Funny Anymore

9. Who do I love?
Commotion - Creedence Clearwater Revival

10. What scares me?
Stay Gold, Ponyboy - The Get Up Kids

11. Why do I get up in the morning?
To The City - Gene

12. Do people like me?
Heart Of A Broken Story - The Promise Ring

13. How will I die?
Faces In The Hall - Gym Class Heroes

14. Do I act my age?
A Chorus of Crickets - The Life and Times

15. What type of tattoo should I get?
Pop Group - Ikara Colt

16. What is my spirit animal?
Odorono - The Who

17. Do I like pain?
Ace - Descendents

18. Is there anyone else like me out there?
Amnesia - The Smugglers

19. Do I love to party?
Featurist - aMiniature

20. Where should I move to?
High Hopes - Skanatra

21. Am I still in the closet?
Rue The Day - The Walkmen

22. Will I ever be president?
Always Outnumbered - Stirling

23. What is fun for me?
Cancel The Sound - Compound Red

24. Will I ever learn to fly?
The Face of The Earth - The Dismemberment Plan

25. What is my super power?
Kingdom & Glory - Mando Diao

26. What can I do to move on?
You Know What They Do to Guys Like Us In Prison - My Chemical Romance

27. Is (s)he a good choice for me?
Used to be - Violent Femmes

28. Will I be happy in life?
Doubt - Knock Down Ginger

29. What is the theme of my style?
All Twisted - CiV

30. What is the Meaning of life?
The State-Lottery - Propagandhi


*did the random play on my iPod thing.

i finished half of this and then realized nobody's doing it randomly. so i stopped.

I just did it randomly

i-pod on random:

1. What is missing from my life?
the cure - trap

2. Will I find love?
kings of convienence - little kids

(oh that's just wrong)

3. Will I become rich?
new order - hey now what you doing

4. Does someone have a crush on me?
blondie - rapture

5. What is my favorite sexual position?
a band of bees- a minha

6. Am I good looking?
pretty girls make graves - 3 away

7. What makes me the most happy?
minus the bear - pachuca sunrise

8. What is my biggest regret?
the strokes - automatic stop

9. Who do I love?
the rolling stones - let it loose

10. What scares me?
tiga - you're gonna want me (isolee in-my-bee remix)

11. Why do I get up in the morning?
imperial teen - baby

12. Do people like me?
the chemical brothers - block rockin beats

13. How will I die?
spoon- advance cassette

14. Do I act my age?
the warlocks- moving and shaking

15. What type of tattoo should I get?
jeff mills - fly guy

16. What is my spirit animal?
elliott smith - the last hour

17. Do I like pain?
roni size & reprazent - railing

18. Is there anyone else like me out there?
ladytron - oops oh my

19. Do I love to party?
hood - her innocent stock of words

20. Where should I move to?
metro area- orange alert

21. Am I still in the closet?
pixeltan- get up/say what

22. Will I ever be president?
les savy fav- bringing us down

23. What is fun for me?
the faint - birth

24. Will I ever learn to fly?
modest mouse- gravity rides everything

25. What is my super power?
morrissey - lucky lisp

26. What can I do to move on?
the replacements - unsatisfied

27. Is (s)he a good choice for me?
the avalanches - since i left you

28. Will I be happy in life?
gang of four - call me up

29. What is the theme of my style?
the smiths - the boy with a thorn in his side

30. What is the Meaning of life?
the organ- basement band song

thanks, i just wasted the last 15 minutes of my life.

okay, I didn't fuck with this at all, but it was done with my hard drive at work, so it had 1.944 songs to choose from iunstead of more on my ipod or much, much more on the hard drive at home. That said, that shit is fucked up and easily the most depressing thing that's ever happened to me if I held credence to that sort of thing.

1. What is missing from my life?
“My Heart Cries for You” – Bobby Bare Hr. & Bobby Bare Sr.
2. Will I find love?
“Heart Smashers Theme” – Brendon Small
3. Will I become rich?
“Summer’s Here Kids” – Jason Lytle & Aaron Burtch
4. Does someone have a crush on me?
“Taste of Cindy” – Jesus & Mary Chain
5. What is my favorite sexual position?
“Paddy on the Beat” – Steve Earle & The Del McCoury Band
6. Am I good looking?
“What the Future Might Be” – Think About Life feat. Subtitle
7. What makes me the most happy?
“Raising Hell” - Lucero
8. What is my biggest regret?
“Two States” (live) - Pavement
9. Who do I love?
“God Save the Queen (of the Honky Tonks) – Charlie Walker
10. What scares me?
“Youngstown” – Bruce Springsteen
11. Why do I get up in the morning?
“Rory Rides Me Raw” – The Vaselines
12. Do people like me?
“Nausea” - X
13. How will I die?
“Suicide Sally & Johnny Guitar – Primal Scream
14. Do I act my age?
“No Promise Have I Made” – Husker Du
15. What type of tattoo should I get?
“Moo and Quack (What’s the Matter)” – Kleenex Girl Wonder
16. What is my spirit animal?
“Dogs of War” – Ghostface Killah
17. Do I like pain?
“Before We Begin” - Broadcast
18. Is there anyone else like me out there?
“Rotten Cocksucker’s Ball” – The Clovers
19. Do I love to party?
“Bitch Please” - Brigitte
20. Where should I move to?
“Run to the Hills” – Iron Maiden
21. Am I still in the closet?
“Bloody Stumps” - Fitzgerald
22. Will I ever be president?
“Wordy Rappinghood” – Tom Tom Club
23. What is fun for me?
“Modern World” – The Modern Lovers
24. Will I ever learn to fly?
“It’s a Hit” – We Are Scientists
25. What is my super power?
“Rice is Nice” - Mclusky
26. What can I do to move on?
“One, Two” – The Tourist
27. Is (s)he a good choice for me?
“Rolling With Heat” – The Roots
28. Will I be happy in life?
“We Got Back the Plague” – Fiery Furnaces
29. What is the theme of my style?
“I Spread the Disease” – Black Fiction
30. What is the Meaning of life?
“Give Birth to a Smile” – Pink Floyd

i started this then gave up. too much work. i could do the random thing tho.

no thanks...

1. What is missing from my life? Riviera - Pain & Fear

2. Will I find love? Tina Toledo's Street Walking Blues - Ryan Adams

Oh fuck this...

i really gotta get started on inventing this...