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gauchebag
 Post subject: Best bumper stickers of all time...
PostPosted: Wed Jul 26, 2006 11:05 pm 
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"Jewish Muslims for Jesus"

or

"My Other Ride Is Your Mom"

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Billzebub
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Jesus Saves...and Orr slaps in the rebound
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gauchebag
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Jesus Saves...and Orr slaps in the rebound


now that's a winner.

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Once she loved a boy. But he did not love her.
His name was Jun. Disillusioned she tried to forget.
She left everything and traveled to the other world.
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A Northern Soul
 Post subject: Re: Best bumper stickers of all time...
PostPosted: Wed Jul 26, 2006 11:15 pm 
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gauchebag Wrote:
"My Other Ride Is Your Mom"


one of my brothers friends has this on his truck, and i laughed out loud when i saw it. classic.
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"If you can read this... KISS MY ASS!"

okay, so i just made that up. but someone should make it.

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I've recently noticed that all the unfortunate events in the lives of blues singers all seem to rhyme... I think all these tragedies could be avoided with a good rhyming dictionary.

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mutty
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I am a proud parent of a Pelican Bay rehabilitation institute "honor student."
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"If you can read this... KISS MY ASS!"

okay, so i just made that up. but someone should make it.


Not congruent triangles, but...

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mutty
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I've seen IF YOU CAN READ THIS, SUCK MY TAILPIPE
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Finch Platte
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"If you can read this... KISS MY ASS!"

okay, so i just made that up. but someone should make it.


Ok.

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Hegel
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It's not really a bumper sticker, but there is this anomoly that makes my brain shake. It's like trying to figure out how time travel would work. It is as follows:

You turn the page in a notebook or some sort of manual and it is a large white page that says, "This page is intentional blank".

I mean...NO. IT. ISN'T.
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HideousLump
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"Never too pooped to polka." There's something so totally American about that one.

I want a bumper sticker that says "I'd rather be a license plate frame."
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shiv
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Finch Platte Wrote:
PopTodd Wrote:
"If you can read this... KISS MY ASS!"

okay, so i just made that up. but someone should make it.


Ok.


Yeah good idea but I really don't need 100 stickers.

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wenchlette
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A lot of people don't like bumper stickers. I don't mind bumper stickers. To me a bumper sticker is a shortcut. It's like a little sign that says 'Hey, let's never hang out.

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i haven't heard of that

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Finch Platte
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shiv Wrote:
Finch Platte Wrote:
PopTodd Wrote:
"If you can read this... KISS MY ASS!"

okay, so i just made that up. but someone should make it.


Ok.


Yeah good idea but I really don't need 100 stickers.


Yeah, I know. I think I still have about 70 Impeach Dumbya stickers left. :roll:

I always thought that site should have a forum where everyone exchanges the stickers they've made.

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Rocktavius
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Guns don't kill people, i will if you touch this.

seen on a motorcycle parked outside a bar in omaha.

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"Fat kids are harder to kidnap"

"All that glitters has a high refractive index."

"My mind is like a steel trap. Rusty and illegal in most states."

" Help your local Search & Rescue. Get lost!"

"Nice perfume. Must you marinate in it"

" Beer: It's not just for breakfast anymore."
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CURIOUS ABOUT LIFE AFTER DEATH? TOUCH MY CAR AND FIND OUT.

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Jesus Loves You... everyone else thinks you're an asshole
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Sex, Drugs, and Dave
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Chuck D
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"Nuke an unborn gay baby whale for Jesus."

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I'm kinda like Jesus in that respect. And Allah. Jesus and Allah all rolled up into a single ball of seething bitter rage.

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Rocktavius
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south pacific Wrote:
My favorite:

CURIOUS ABOUT LIFE AFTER DEATH? TOUCH MY CAR AND FIND OUT.


good one, thats sorta like the one i saw except yours sounds funnier.

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The Mayor of Simpleton
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Seen just this morning, actually:

Eschew Obfuscation

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buddy used to have one that said...

"I Miss My Foreskin"
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Finch Platte
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buddy used to have one that said...

"I Miss My Foreskin"


Ewwwwwwww.

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