Well, despite the well-documented fat that I am an enormous fat ass, it apparently is not having the adverse effect on my health that it should. I just got back my cholesterol score from when I donated my gravy-filled O+ earlier this week, and I came in at 179.

So, even though my weight won't ever come within 100 of that number again in my lifetime, said lifetime just may last longer than I had previously expected. Glad I kept the receipt for those defibrilators I picked up at Costco last week...

Funny typo.

And good to hear, Bob. We need you around, dammit.

dang it. I wanted to be the first to point out that typo

I WIN

And now that you have both pointed out said typo, I can't go back and edit it! Unless...I were to use my omnipotent force as a mod to delete your posts, thereby eradicating all evidence that a typo ever existed in the first place!!!

*maniacal laugh followed by strained huffing and puffing, due to poor aerobic conditioning*

Hegel would just start a thread about said typo, then you'd delete it and he'd start another it'd be a vicious cycle and then you'd get Haq to ban him and...

Actually...

I love you, Joe.

I think I would just change my username to "FT'S Typo".

So you're a mistake?

Lummox: I have always thought you could win great acclaim by changing your name to F(aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa)T

You truly are an idea man!

i discovered this morning (after biking six miles) that i gained three pounds. i sure hope that's muscle.

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I am fatter than I have ever been.

But I am very happy to hear the news of your apparent good health.

I loves me some Bob Bland.

hahaha
i'm laughing *with* you on this one. totally happened to me when i first started cycling to work every day. it levels off if you ride consistently.

i am going to weigh in here (hahahahahaha) and say that i have 35 lbs less on me than i did in high school and i have never been overweight. lost 25 out of nowhere a couple years ago.

Colitis?

i wish! actually, i stopped drinking soda.

Geez, how much soda were you drinking?

really not that much actually, but that stuff is pure poison. i also exercise a lot, obviously, but i always have done that.

Congrats Bob. Big men like us need to celebrate the small victories over the adverse effects of our appetites.


I'm scared of cholestoral.

This is crazy. They just swung by for another blood drive here at work last week, and my cholesterol is actually DOWN to 175. That's four points lower than last July and five points lower than 13 years ago! WTF?!?

Well, at least my blood pressure (130/96) is more in line with my FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT, as that's in the pre-hypertensive category. My heart's right on schedule for implosion sometime in mid-to-late 2011.

Vibrantly obese?

Let's not go overboard. How about statically obese? Or dormantly obese.

Don't give the Mars Volta anymore ideas.

Massively svelte?

I'm asking for death by saying I added two pounds in the last year and am up to 140.