I seem to quote:
"Damn hell, you say you won it?"
all the time.

It's the neighbor's response to the dad proudly telling him that his leg lamp is "a major award" in A Christmas Story.

Just one of those moments that stuck with me.

do you have any?

'innnnnnconvenient for you, wrong mr pickford altogether' gets uttered in my house pretty consistently, and usually in relation to absolutely nothing going on at the moment.

"that'll do, pig." - babe

i usually say this when i'm done with something.

Love. It.

[in Jar Jar Binks voice]: How wude!

"Did you see, did you see? The doctor & me?"

I use a couple from Fletch all the time. If I get hurt and someone asks if I'm ok I say, "I feel like a hundred dollars."

Or, "using the whole fist, Doc?" gets a lot of use.

from Sandlot:

Ham: You're killing me Smalls!

Ham: You play ball like a giiirrrrrrrrl!

Amen. I'll whip out Mr. Poon (Commanche Indian) every once in a while. Also, when asked for my address, I'm prone to reply "7".

I can't believe I'm posting in this thread but , " I don't know but he had a peg leg." It's from the Rescuers Down Under. It was kind of an inside joke between me and my now deceased step-brother when we were young. And I say it sometimes when I don't know the answer as a tribute of sorts.

[from some movie screened on MST3K, Eegah i think] [some strange voice not belonging to any of the characters in the scene]:

beware of snakes!

"Would you like some joo-eece?"

Various quotes from Ocean's 12, which my old roommate and I found oddly quotable. They were used mostly as non-sequiturs.

I'm disappointed, Tommy... I thought you were posting to hi-5 my quote.

this gets dropped at softball occasionally, but i think i need to inject it in more often. this is a great line.

These things are good: ice cream and cake, a ride on a harley, seeing monkeys in the trees, the rain on my tongue, and the sun shining on my face. These things are a drag: dust in my hair, holes in my shoes, no money in my pocket, and the sun, shining on my face

I use it to hit on chicks at bars

"Braincloud?" From the ill-fated Joe vs. The Volcano. I just liked that line, so often when I'm confused I'll toss that out there. Haven't run into anyone yet who calls out where it comes from. Or maybe they just don't want to admit that they saw it too.

I'm very fond of "Every day is a gift." People think I'm serious when you say that, too, which kind of scores double points in my mind.

Whenever someone's getting overly earnest with their logic, I'll often pipe in with "If that's the case, then why are we locked inside of this fortress?" (from Time Bandits). On special occasions, I'll do the voice too.

Personal fave, either as a non-sequitur, or when someone is bitching about something: "Awww, MAN! The Doobie Brothers broker up. When the fuck did that happen?" (From Romancing the Stone)

Also: "You guys keep tryin' and I'll keep trying. I'm just gonna keep on rockin and rollin." (from Boogie Nights)

and pretty much the whole of Goodfellas.

And, a great one: "BYE, FELICIA!" (from Friday) anytime I leave a room or hang up on someone.

whenever the Eagles come on: "I've had a long day, and I hate the fuckin' Eagles, man!"

"I wouldn't want to be in _____shoes for all the whiskey in Ireland"

or

"Have you had valediction, boyo?"

- James Cromwell's character from L.A. Confidential

Umm, it's not ringing a bell. Please help. Seems like an "Encino Man" reference.

Such as:

"Maybe that's why I've been feeling some warm recently" (said with bad, fake russian accent)

"A doctor who specializes in skin diseases will dream that he has fallen asleep in front of the television. Later, he will wake up in front of the television, but not remember his dream. "

Also, just mimicking the thumbs up from Matt Damon in that same scene. For some reason, that whole scene with Matsui was watched a bunch and quoted even more.

yeah there's a bunch of great quotes from that movie.

"FOOOOOREEEEEVER"