LOOGAR, that movie is a stream of endlessly quotable moments...
'my neck! my back! my neck and my back!'
'you aint got ta lie, craig, you aint got ta lie'
'playin wit my money is like playin wit my emotions'

"oh, i've been to prague" - from kicking and screaming

generally to describe something that is soooo over

I always refer to my girlfriend as my "special lady friend", and will probably do so forever, regardless of our legal status.

"well I haven't been to prague, been to prague..."

I use that, too.

"It's a mystery.." Shakespeare in Love. I think I use that on a daily basis here at work.

I regularly hear "I'd rather be bowhunting"

I'll give you another to refresh your memory:

"I checked her out myself! And I'm healthy as a horse--not a drip!"

i was just about to say that one.

get out of my head.

"I want you inside me."

"What did you say?"

"Oh hey... from before..."

Doesn't come up as much lately, but:

"Our Germans are better than their Germans."

nice. so many good quotes from that movie.

Germans. Nothing ever changes.

Ridiculously quotable. I use this whenever I'm competing in anything:

"Oh I see, we're playing prison rules huh?!"

also:

"Well don't dig too deep or you might get burned by the molten laaavaaa."

I would have said 'schlong!'

get out...loser (love actually)

both from home alone.

'keep the change your filthy animal.'
or
'look what you did you little jerk.'

haha, i used to say this to my sister way too often.

from gross pointe blank - where the guy says something like "just looking for a little validation on my life - and i came up a little bit short!" and i rise up off my heels when i say "short". my friend and i say this, and neither of us are short, we just liked that line.

"re-e-e-e-e-eaaly" from ace ventura gets a lot of use from me.

also, thanks for reminding me of "you're killing me smalls!"

though, this may not be underused.

"Donny, you're out of your element!"

"In your dreams, douche-bag!"
"Douche-bags are hygienic products, I take that as a compliment. Thank you."


"You taste like a burger. I don't like you anymore."


"You're sexy"
"What?"
"You Heard Me"

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The Sandlot - "FORE-EVVV-ERRRR"

The Princess Bride - "Stop Rhyming, I mean it. Annybuddy wanna peanut?"

Sling Blade - Wife Beater Dwight Yoakum - "Whatcha' doin' with that lawnmower blade, Karl?"

Karl -"I reckon I'm gonna kill yew with it. mmmm hmmmm". (I mostly just quote the last part any time anyone asks me what I am doing with anything. It's a bit morbid, but I think it's funny).

Sling Blade again - "Not funny ha-ha; funny queer."

Erratic driving by SHEFRAC usually triggers a "You doin' some STUNT FLYIN' or somethin'?!?" (the hick airplane mechanic from Fletch). That very same scene gives me the line I use whenever someone comments on the wonders of modern technology: "It's all ball bearings nowadays."

When I get lead-footed behind the wheel, SHEFRAC trots out "Slow it down, Colonel!" from Scent of a Woman (when blind Pacino is test-driving the Ferrari with a terrified Chris O'Donnell riding shotgun).