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MontyTheMongoose
 Post subject: Tonight Jojo loses her virginity
PostPosted: Thu Jan 20, 2005 11:07 am 
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Well, really, she just has her hymen broken. Not with a male her age either. Not consensually either.

Well, ok, she's going to be raped. Some fat, heaving, oily, wheezing Republican donor, a coupla scotch-and-water in him, is going to rape her after her set at one of the inaugural gala.

Oh, yeah, and Bush gets re-inaugurated today.

That'll be pretty cool.
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Black Magic Putin
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what the fuck is wrong with you. seriously.
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what the fuck is wrong with you. seriously.


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what the hell is this thread about?
And who is Jojo?

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PopTodd Wrote:
what the hell is this thread about?
And who is Jojo?
this thread is about monty being terrified of talking to girls, and jojo is a new pop tart.
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It's too early for me to try and figure this shit out right now......

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what the hell is this thread about?
And who is Jojo?


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Jojo's the one on the right.
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alongdrive Wrote:
PopTodd Wrote:
what the hell is this thread about?
And who is Jojo?


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Jojo's the one on the right.


Yea...I'm sure that's who Monty's talking about.
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that thing is huuuuuuuuuuuuuge

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 Post subject: Re: Tonight Jojo loses her virginity
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Well, ok, she's going to be raped. Some fat, heaving, oily, wheezing Republican donor, a coupla scotch-and-water in him, is going to rape her after her set at one of the inaugural gala.

c'mon, man. too far.
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Monty's probably trying to make a point about the nature of the industry here, most likely, but the preoccupation with young-thang does get to be a bit much. Yes indeedy.
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but the preoccupation with young-thang does get to be a bit much.


Seriously. Hey, how 'bout that Lemony Snicket girl?
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I shouldn't have opened this thread. That is all. Proceed.
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frostingspoon Wrote:
but the preoccupation with young-thang does get to be a bit much.


Seriously. Hey, how 'bout that Lemony Snicket girl?


Oh Schnapp!

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dude, the lemony snicket girl is hot!

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HaqDiesel Wrote:
frostingspoon Wrote:
but the preoccupation with young-thang does get to be a bit much.


Seriously. Hey, how 'bout that Lemony Snicket girl?


Not fair. All frosting did was talk about how she's an attractive girl in a normal way and wax poetic about how she could end up being a great actress one day. He wasn't being a pervert like Monty is.

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there's no normal way to talk about attractive 14-year olds. every adult should always be uncomfortable with it.
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she is actually not very good looking. too bad she also has no musical ability.

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Uncool, dude. Really.
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Wow.

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You are one fucked-up dude.




And don't even think about twisting that into a compliment.
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Some fat, heaving, oily, wheezing Republican donor, a coupla scotch-and-water in him, is going to rape her after her set at one of the inaugural gala.




AKA "AAAAAAAGHHHH!!!" I didn't know Larry Hagman was gonna be in Washington today.

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Benvolio Wrote:
Some fat, heaving, oily, wheezing Republican donor, a coupla scotch-and-water in him, is going to rape her after her set at one of the inaugural gala.




AKA "AAAAAAAGHHHH!!!" I didn't know Larry Hagman was gonna be in Washington today.


J.R. is on my Dead Pool list for the second year running.

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You sucked in that play.



Lets see more pictures, she's fair game for me.

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I shouldn't have opened this thread. That is all. Proceed.
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