Stupid Quiz #9819810

Senator LooGAR · **Posted:** Tue Aug 08, 2006 1:22 pm

1. Have you ever:
a. smoked a cigarette
b.Drunk so much you threw up in a parking lot
c. Crashed a friend’s car
d.Stolen a car
e. Been in love
f.Been dumped
g. Been laid off/fired
h. Quit your job
i. Been in a fist fight
j. Snuck out of your parent’s house
k. Had feelings for someone who didn’t have them back
l. Been arrested
m. Gone on a blind date
n. Lied to a friend
o. Lied to your boss
p.Seen someone die
q. Been to Canada
r. Been lost
s. Done something you told yourself you wouldn’t

2. Do you have any nicknames? If so, please list.
3. What’s your father’s name?

4. What is your favorite drink?

5. How much do you love your job (1-10)?

6. Favorite vacation spot?

7. What’s your favorite pie?

8. What’s your favorite day of the week?

9. Favorite smell?

10. What do you do to relax?

Senator LooGAR · **Posted:** Tue Aug 08, 2006 1:29 pm

Sen. HosLoog MubGARak Wrote:

1. Have you ever:
a. smoked a cigarette -- YES
b.Drunk so much you threw up in a parking lot -- OH YEAH!
c. Crashed a friend’s car -- Yep, Bloor's truck into Pagoda's father in law's Honda
d.Stolen a car -- I mean, define "stolen"
e. Been in love -- Unfortunately
f.Been dumped -- Yerp
g. Been laid off/fired -- OH YEAH
h. Quit your job -- Yep, to go to a football game
i. Been in a fist fight -- yes
j. Snuck out of your parent’s house -- many times
k. Had feelings for someone who didn’t have them back -- yes
l. Been arrested -- yes
m. Gone on a blind date -- blech!
n. Lied to a friend -- Sure, I lie for a living
o. Lied to your boss -- On a daily basis
p.Seen someone die -- Been pretty close
q. Been to Canada -- Yes
r. Been lost -- Many Times
s. Done something you told yourself you wouldn’t -- Too many to count

2. Do you have any nicknames? If so, please list. Diamond Dave, Ol Gar, GG
3. What’s your father’s name? The Colonel

4. What is your favorite drink? -- Scotch

5. How much do you love your job (1-10)? Prolly 5
6. Favorite vacation spot? -- Vacation? I guess San Destin

7. What’s your favorite pie? -- Apple

8. What’s your favorite day of the week? -- Thursday

9. Favorite smell? Heh heh...

10. What do you do to relax? I never relax

cemeterypolka · **Joined:** Wed Jul 13, 2005 12:40 am **Posts:** 3473

are we supposed to fill it out or are you just showing us that it's stupid?
i'm going to fill it out

1. Have you ever:
a. smoked a cigarette- yes, i smoked for like a month and i quit.
b.Drunk so much you threw up in a parking lot- my first time getting drunk was just a few nights ago, so no, i haven't ever done that. i think i know when to stop before i start feeling ill.
c. Crashed a friend’s car- no, but a friend has wrecked mine into a curb while parallel parking it, and they completely bent my hubcap.
d.Stolen a car- no
e. Been in love- yes. very much
f.Been dumped- just last week.
g. Been laid off/fired- nope
h. Quit your job- just a few days ago i did this.
i. Been in a fist fight- yes, with my old best friend, and we'd beat the shit out of eachother out of fun.
j. Snuck out of your parent’s house- never. out of a friends parents house i have.
k. Had feelings for someone who didn’t have them back- this could apply to my recent situation some.
l. Been arrested- nope
m. Gone on a blind date- nope
n. Lied to a friend- probably. they probably weren't one of my best friends though.
o. Lied to your boss- of course
p.Seen someone die- possibly. a guy had a seizure and fell at my job and was convulsing and bleeding everywhere.
q. Been to Canada-nope
r. Been lost- of course.
s. Done something you told yourself you wouldn’t- yes.

2. Do you have any nicknames? If so, please list. -eliza
3. What’s your father’s name?
philip
4. What is your favorite drink?
cranraspberry juice
5. How much do you love your job (1-10)?
0
6. Favorite vacation spot?
i've only been to 6 states but philadelphia was cool.
7. What’s your favorite pie?
blueberry
8. What’s your favorite day of the week?
doesn't matter
9. Favorite smell?
hippy smell
10. What do you do to relax?
smoke crack. i don't know how to relax

Busty Rhodes · **Posted:** Tue Aug 08, 2006 1:32 pm

Sen. HosLoog MubGARak Wrote:

1. Have you ever:
a. smoked a cigarette - Y
b.Drunk so much you threw up in a parking lot - Y
c. Crashed a friend’s car - N
d.Stolen a car - Does my parents count?
e. Been in love - Y
f.Been dumped - Y
g. Been laid off/fired - Y
h. Quit your job - Y
i. Been in a fist fight - Y
j. Snuck out of your parent’s house - Y
k. Had feelings for someone who didn’t have them back - Y
l. Been arrested - Y
m. Gone on a blind date - *vomit*
n. Lied to a friend - Y
o. Lied to your boss - Y
p.Seen someone die - Nope and hope I never do.
q. Been to Canada - N
r. Been lost - Y
s. Done something you told yourself you wouldn’t - Y

2. Do you have any nicknames? If so, please list. Busty, SMOKEY!
3. What’s your father’s name? Bill

4. What is your favorite drink? Beer

5. How much do you love your job (1-10)? 8

6. Favorite vacation spot? where my friends are

7. What’s your favorite pie? Pumpkin

8. What’s your favorite day of the week? Friday

9. Favorite smell? Food

10. What do you do to relax?

Drink, hang with friends.

DumpJack · **Posted:** Tue Aug 08, 2006 1:35 pm

Sen. HosLoog MubGARak Wrote:

1. Have you ever:
a. smoked a cigarette yeah
b.Drunk so much you threw up in a parking lot yeah
c. Crashed a friend’s car yeah
d.Stolen a car nope
e. Been in love yeah
f.Been dumped yeah
g. Been laid off/fired yeah, with another one coming Aug 31.
h. Quit your job nope
i. Been in a fist fight yeah
j. Snuck out of your parent’s house yeah
k. Had feelings for someone who didn’t have them back yeah
l. Been arrested nope, only minor charges
m. Gone on a blind date nope
n. Lied to a friend yeah, "I didn't bang your girlfriend"
o. Lied to your boss yeah
p.Seen someone die yeah
q. Been to Canada n/a
r. Been lost yeah
s. Done something you told yourself you wouldn’t yeah "I won't sleep with my friend's girlfriend."

2. Do you have any nicknames? If so, please list.
yeah, but only variations on my first and last names so the originality is lacking

3. What’s your father’s name?
Gary

4. What is your favorite drink?
Jack and Coke (spirit), Labatt's 50 (beer), nearly any shiraz for wine

5. How much do you love your job (1-10)?
1

6. Favorite vacation spot?
Wailea, Maui

7. What’s your favorite pie?
Strawberry Rhubarb

8. What’s your favorite day of the week?
Friday

9. Favorite smell?
bbq'd meat

10. What do you do to relax?
Drink and a smoke

alongwaltz. · **Posted:** Tue Aug 08, 2006 1:36 pm

1. Have you ever:
a. smoked a cigarette --- no
b.Drunk so much you threw up in a parking lot --- no
c. Crashed a friend’s car --- no
d.Stolen a car --- no
e. Been in love --- maybe
f.Been dumped --- only once
g. Been laid off/fired --- only once
h. Quit your job --- two or three times
i. Been in a fist fight --- not really with fists
j. Snuck out of your parent’s house --- unnecessarily yes
k. Had feelings for someone who didn’t have them back --- who hasn't?
l. Been arrested --- not arrested, just lectured
m. Gone on a blind date --- no
n. Lied to a friend --- probably
o. Lied to your boss --- probably
p.Seen someone die --- not personally
q. Been to Canada --- no
r. Been lost --- yeah
s. Done something you told yourself you wouldn’t --- probably

2. Do you have any nicknames? If so, please list.
just riffs on my own name: Har, Harvey, Harles, Harkie

3. What’s your father’s name?
Martin

4. What is your favorite drink?
Smoothies

5. How much do you love your job (1-10)?
6

6. Favorite vacation spot?
I don't.

7. What’s your favorite pie?
Banana creme

8. What’s your favorite day of the week?
Tuesday

9. Favorite smell?
Fresh air/pine trees

10. What do you do to relax?
listen to Frankie Goes To Hollywood

HaqDiesel · **Posted:** Tue Aug 08, 2006 1:36 pm

Sen. HosLoog MubGARak Wrote:

1. Have you ever:
a. smoked a cigarette check
b.Drunk so much you threw up in a parking lot negative
c. Crashed a friend’s car negative
d.Stolen a car negative
e. Been in love check
f.Been dumped check
g. Been laid off/fired negative
h. Quit your job check
i. Been in a fist fight negative
j. Snuck out of your parent’s house negative
k. Had feelings for someone who didn’t have them back check
l. Been arrested negative
m. Gone on a blind date negative
n. Lied to a friend probably
o. Lied to your boss check
p.Seen someone die negative
q. Been to Canada check
r. Been lost check
s. Done something you told yourself you wouldn’t check

2. Do you have any nicknames? If so, please list.
Hacker, HaqDiesel, A-Dub

3. What’s your father’s name?
Joe

4. What is your favorite drink?
Belgian beers of all sorts; Irish whiskey

5. How much do you love your job (1-10)?
8.5

6. Favorite vacation spot?
Colorado?

7. What’s your favorite pie?
Strawberry Rhubarb

8. What’s your favorite day of the week?
Friday?

9. Favorite smell?
Uh, baking cookies?

10. What do you do to relax?
Video games, drink

HaqDiesel · **Posted:** Tue Aug 08, 2006 1:37 pm

That WAS stupid.

Rick Derris · **Posted:** Tue Aug 08, 2006 1:38 pm

Sen. HosLoog MubGARak Wrote:

1. Have you ever:
a. smoked a cigarette - YES
b.Drunk so much you threw up in a parking lot - YES
c. Crashed a friend’s car - NO
d.Stolen a car - NO
e. Been in love - YES
f.Been dumped - YES
g. Been laid off/fired - YES
h. Quit your job - YES
i. Been in a fist fight - YES
j. Snuck out of your parent’s house YES
k. Had feelings for someone who didn’t have them back YES[b/]
l. Been arrested - [b]YES
m. Gone on a blind date - NO
n. Lied to a friend - YES
o. Lied to your boss YES
p.Seen someone die NO
q. Been to Canada NO, but I'm going this Fall
r. Been lost YES
s. Done something you told yourself you wouldn’t YES

2. Do you have any nicknames? If so, please list.
3. What’s your father’s name?

Ken

4. What is your favorite drink?

Sweet Tea or Coke, alcoholic- Beer

5. How much do you love your job (1-10)?

4

6. Favorite vacation spot?

The Beach

7. What’s your favorite pie?

Key Lime

8. What’s your favorite day of the week?

Friday, specifically Friday night. The longest time I have off work until I have to go back.

9. Favorite smell?

Fresh cut grass in the summer evening.
The smell of grills wafting through the air on football gameday in Athens in late Fall.
The inside of a Krispy Kreme store just after the donuts have come out.

10. What do you do to relax?

Watch TV, nap, and play guitar.

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Radcliffe · **Posted:** Tue Aug 08, 2006 1:40 pm

1. No to c,d, m, and n - Yes to the rest
2. Not really a nickname kind of guy.
3. Blackburn
4. Manhattan, baby
5. Ranges from 1 - 10
6. What's a vacation?
7. Ever since reading Mildred Pearce I can't take the word pie seriously
8. July 19
9. Fear
10. I don't do it when I wanna go through it

alongwaltz. · **Posted:** Tue Aug 08, 2006 1:40 pm

I find it interesting that Haq and Jack are the only two people with similar taste in pie.

red · **Joined:** Fri Jun 17, 2005 5:34 am **Posts:** 5009

my favorite way to waste time...

1. Have you ever:
a. smoked a cigarette no
b.Drunk so much you threw up in a parking lot no
c. Crashed a friend’s car no
d.Stolen a car no
e. Been in love i think so
f.Been dumped oh yes
g. Been laid off/fired yes
h. Quit your job yes
i. Been in a fist fight yes
j. Snuck out of your parent’s house yes
k. Had feelings for someone who didn’t have them back yes
l. Been arrested no
m. Gone on a blind date yes
n. Lied to a friend yes
o. Lied to your boss yes
p.Seen someone die yes
q. Been to Canada fuck yes. o canada!
r. Been lost yes
s. Done something you told yourself you wouldn’t all the goddamned time

2. Do you have any nicknames? If so, please list. jazz, peanut (mom), monkey (dad), jazzhands, dj jazzy jazz
3. What’s your father’s name? big mike

4. What is your favorite drink? these days, pibb

5. How much do you love your job (1-10)? 8.75

6. Favorite vacation spot? great britain

7. What’s your favorite pie? hair. just kidding. i love apple pie

8. What’s your favorite day of the week? Thursday

9. Favorite smell? freshly mown grass, clean babies, boys after they've showered
10. What do you do to relax? i don't relax.

Twilightkid · **Posted:** Tue Aug 08, 2006 1:51 pm

[quote="1. Have you ever:
a. smoked a cigarette -- NO
b.Drunk so much you threw up in a parking lot -- NOT A PARKING LOT
c. Crashed a friend’s car -- NO
d.Stolen a car -- NO
e. Been in love -- I DONT KNOW
f.Been dumped -- YEP
g. Been laid off/fired -- OH YEAH
h. Quit your job -- YEP, ONTO BIGGER AND BETTER THINGS
i. Been in a fist fight -- NO
j. Snuck out of your parent’s house -- no, i walked thru the front door.
k. Had feelings for someone who didn’t have them back -- too many times to mention
l. Been arrested -- no
m. Gone on a blind date -- yup
n. Lied to a friend -- unfort
o. Lied to your boss -- On a daily basis
p.Seen someone die -- saw a guy get slammed by a car. dont know if he lived or not.
q. Been to Canada -- Yes
r. Been lost -- Many Times
s. Done something you told yourself you wouldn’t -- Too many to count

2. Do you have any nicknames? Douglas C., Dovey
3. What’s your father’s name? greg

4. What is your favorite drink? -- coke classic in the can ice cold

5. How much do you love your job (1-10)? 6
6. Favorite vacation spot? -- puerta plata, dominican republic

7. What’s your favorite pie? -- hair

8. What’s your favorite day of the week? --sat

9. Favorite smell? choc chip cookies

10. What do you do to relax?take stupi quizzes

[/quote][/quote]

paladisiac · **Posted:** Tue Aug 08, 2006 1:52 pm

Sen. HosLoog MubGARak Wrote:

1. Have you ever:
a. smoked a cigarette
- yes

b.Drunk so much you threw up in a parking lot
- never in a parking lot

c. Crashed a friend’s car
- no

d.Stolen a car
- no

e. Been in love
- yes

f.Been dumped
-yes

g. Been laid off/fired
- yes

h. Quit your job
- yes

i. Been in a fist fight
- yes

j. Snuck out of your parent’s house
- no

k. Had feelings for someone who didn’t have them back
- yes

l. Been arrested
- yes

m. Gone on a blind date
- yes

n. Lied to a friend
- yes

o. Lied to your boss
- yes

p.Seen someone die
- no. hope never to.

q. Been to Canada
- yes

r. Been lost
- yes

s. Done something you told yourself you wouldn’t
- yes

2. Do you have any nicknames? If so, please list.
- the paladisiac, arrel, the rockturnal, the coolest guy you know

3. What’s your father’s name?
- robert

4. What is your favorite drink?
- a&w rootbeer tapped straight from the barrel

5. How much do you love your job (1-10)?
- 7.5, maybe 8. it's been slow for me lately.

6. Favorite vacation spot?
- maui

7. What’s your favorite pie?
- cheesecake

8. What’s your favorite day of the week?
- saturday

9. Favorite smell?
- brand new cd? can't think of anything in particular

10. What do you do to relax?
- sleep

Z · **Joined:** Sat Oct 23, 2004 1:38 pm **Posts:** 7979

1. Have you ever:
a. smoked a cigarette no
b. Drunk so much you threw up in a parking lot no
c. Crashed a friend’s car no
d. Stolen a car not really
e. Been in love maybe
f. Been dumped yes
g. Been laid off/fired yes
h. Quit your job yes
i. Been in a fist fight not really
j. Snuck out of your parent’s house probably
k. Had feelings for someone who didn’t have them back obvs
l. Been arrested no
m. Gone on a blind date no
n. Lied to a friend yes
o. Lied to your boss yes
p. Seen someone die no
q. Been to Canada yes
r. Been lost yes
s. Done something you told yourself you wouldn’t yes
t. taken a train and eaten it piece by piece after you just derailed it with your penis? yes, it was for charity

2. Do you have any nicknames? If so, please list. Z

3. What’s your father’s name? dr. z (not the car guy)

4. What is your favorite drink? water, seriously

5. How much do you love your job (1-10)? 7

6. Favorite vacation spot? i cannot answer this question because i have not been everywhere i want to go

7. What’s your favorite pie? apple

8. What’s your favorite day of the week? saturday

9. Favorite smell? hmm... maybe strawberries?

10. What do you do to relax? nothing.

pollysix · **Joined:** Tue Oct 26, 2004 2:56 am **Posts:** 5174

Oh... alright...

Sen. HosLoog MubGARak Wrote:

1. Have you ever:
a. smoked a cigarette - Yes, sadly
b.Drunk so much you threw up in a parking lot - No
c. Crashed a friend’s car - No
d.Stolen a car - No
e. Been in love - Yes
f.Been dumped - Yes
g. Been laid off/fired - Yes
h. Quit your job - Yes
i. Been in a fist fight - No
j. Snuck out of your parent’s house - Yes
k. Had feelings for someone who didn’t have them back - Yes
l. Been arrested - No
m. Gone on a blind date - No
n. Lied to a friend - Maybe ?
o. Lied to your boss - Yes (my old one)
p.Seen someone die - almost, a bunch of times
q. Been to Canada - Uh
r. Been lost - Yes
s. Done something you told yourself you wouldn’t - Yes

2. Do you have any nicknames? If so, please list. - Polly, Kitty
3. What’s your father’s name? - William (it was really nothing)

4. What is your favorite drink? - espresso

5. How much do you love your job (1-10)? 9

6. Favorite vacation spot? - apparently Spain

7. What’s your favorite pie? Mudpie

8. What’s your favorite day of the week? Thursday

9. Favorite smell? my man

10. What do you do to relax? sleep, write, read, watch movies, play music

That was a little non-enlightening.

daystar · **Joined:** Sun Apr 17, 2005 10:14 pm **Posts:** 3298

Have you ever:
a. smoked a cigarette YES.
b.Drunk so much you threw up in a parking lot DON'T THINK SO. i handle my liquor pretty well.
c. Crashed a friend’s car NO
d.Stolen a car NO
e. Been in love YES
f.Been dumped NO
g. Been laid off/fired NO
h. Quit your job YES
i. Been in a fist fight NEVER
j. Snuck out of your parent’s house DIDN'T HAVE TO
k. Had feelings for someone who didn’t have them back SURE
l. Been arrested NEVER
m. Gone on a blind date NO
n. Lied to a friend YES
o. Lied to your boss AHEM
p.Seen someone die YES
q. Been to Canada YES
r. Been lost YES
s. Done something you told yourself you wouldn’t YEP

2. Do you have any nicknames? If so, please list.
jen, jenny, jenny jen, jennifa oh jenny, jenger, jennydaystar, jengerlily, jenna, sunshine

3. What’s your father’s name?
john

4. What is your favorite drink?
iced tea

5. How much do you love your job (1-10)?
today... 5 but it varies

6. Favorite vacation spot?
the smoky mountains or the gathering of the vibes

7. What’s your favorite pie?
peanutbutter or pumpkin

8. What’s your favorite day of the week?
thursday

9. Favorite smell?
campfires, nag champa, patchouli, pumpkin, mcintosh apples

10. What do you do to relax?
read, camp, drive, listen to music

pollysix · **Joined:** Tue Oct 26, 2004 2:56 am **Posts:** 5174

Gosh, lots of lovers of Thursdays. Well alllriiiight.

paladisiac · **Posted:** Tue Aug 08, 2006 2:12 pm

~DayStar~ Wrote:

2. Do you have any nicknames? If so, please list.
jen, jenny, jenny jen, jennifa oh jenny, jenger, jennydaystar, jengerlily, jenna, sunshine

no "jender bender" ?

Evil Dr. K · **Joined:** Mon Oct 25, 2004 11:51 am **Posts:** 6327

Konstantinl Wrote:

1. Have you ever:
a. smoked a cigarette - NEVER SMOKED A CIGARETTE
b.Drunk so much you threw up in a parking lot - BETTER, CENTRAL STATION ON FRIDAY NIGHT
c. Crashed a friend’s car - I DID ALMOST HIT A POLICE MAN DURING A DRIVING LESSON
d.Stolen a car - NO
e. Been in love - YES
f.Been dumped - YES
g. Been laid off/fired - HA HA HA HA, OK I'LL STOP LAUGHING NOW - FIRED 3 TIMES
h. Quit your job - HA HA HA HA, OK I'LL STOP LAUGHING NOW - QUIT 6 TIMES
i. Been in a fist fight - YES, UNDEFEATED HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION OF JUST OUTSIDE MAJESTICS NIGHTCLUB
j. Snuck out of your parent’s house - AGED 16, I TOLD MY MUM I WAS 'GOING OUT' AND WENT TO FRANCE FOR 6 WEEKS NEGLECTING TO CONTACT HER FOR THE DURATION.
k. Had feelings for someone who didn’t have them back LOVE CAN ONLY EXISTS BETWEEN TWO PEOPLE SO THIS IS IMPOSSIBLE
l. Been arrested - NO
m. Gone on a blind date - YES
n. Lied to a friend - MILLIONS OF TIMES
o. Lied to your boss - MILLIONS OF TIMES
p.Seen someone die - YES
q. Been to Canada - NO, RADCLIFFE LIVES THERE
r. Been lost - NOT SINCE I WAS OLD ENOUGH TO KNOW THE BASIS TENETS OF NAVIGATION
s. Done something you told yourself you wouldn’t - BOUGHT A RYAN ADAMS CD, SHOULD HAVE OBEYED MY OWN RULES

2. Do you have any nicknames? If so, please list. NOT SINCE SCHOOL (RECORDS SEALED)
3. What’s your father’s name? DAVID

4. What is your favorite drink? A NICE CUP OF TEA - AHHH!

5. How much do you love your job (1-10)? I DON'T HAVE A JOB - AND I LOVE IT

6. Favorite vacation spot? SCOTTISH HIGHLANDS

7. What’s your favorite pie? LEMON MERANGUE

8. What’s your favorite day of the week? DAYS HAVE NO MEANING FOR ME

9. Favorite smell? GAS STATION FORECOURT

10. What do you do to relax? STARE AT MAPS

daystar · **Joined:** Sun Apr 17, 2005 10:14 pm **Posts:** 3298

paladisiac Wrote:

~DayStar~ Wrote:

2. Do you have any nicknames? If so, please list.
jen, jenny, jenny jen, jennifa oh jenny, jenger, jennydaystar, jengerlily, jenna, sunshine

no "jender bender" ?

no. thankfully. :lol:

no guru · **Posted:** Tue Aug 08, 2006 2:24 pm

Sen. HosLoog MubGARak Wrote:

1. Have you ever:
a. smoked a cigarette
yes.
b.Drunk so much you threw up in a parking lot
yes.
c. Crashed a friend’s car
yes.
d.Stolen a car
yes.
e. Been in love
yes.
f.Been dumped
yes.
g. Been laid off/fired
yes.
h. Quit your job
yes.
i. Been in a fist fight
yes.
j. Snuck out of your parent’s house
yes.
k. Had feelings for someone who didn’t have them back
yes.
l. Been arrested
yes.
m. Gone on a blind date
yes.
n. Lied to a friend
yes.
o. Lied to your boss
yes.
p.Seen someone die
yes.
q. Been to Canada
yes.
r. Been lost
yes.
s. Done something you told yourself you wouldn’t
yes.

2. Do you have any nicknames? If so, please list.
Truck (long past, no longer used)
3. What’s your father’s name?
Lloyd
4. What is your favorite drink?
Guinness Draft
5. How much do you love your job (1-10)?
Four
6. Favorite vacation spot?
Easter Island
7. What’s your favorite pie?
Chocolate banana
8. What’s your favorite day of the week?
Sunday
9. Favorite smell?
apple blossom
10. What do you do to relax?
sex, music, baseball, this

MontyTheMongoose · **Posted:** Tue Aug 08, 2006 2:51 pm

Sen. HosLoog MubGARak Wrote:

1. Have you ever:
a. smoked a cigarette -- do cloves count?
b.Drunk so much you threw up in a parking lot -- not in a parking-lot
c. Crashed a friend’s car -- negative
d.Stolen a car -- negative
e. Been in love -- affirmative
f.Been dumped -- affirmative
g. Been laid off/fired -- affirmative
h. Quit your job -- affirmative
i. Been in a fist fight -- negative
j. Snuck out of your parent’s house -- negative
k. Had feelings for someone who didn’t have them back -- negative (I am Kavorka)
l. Been arrested -- negative (but I have been detained by Tower Records's security)
m. Gone on a blind date -- affirmative
n. Lied to a friend -- negative
o. Lied to your boss -- negative
p.Seen someone die -- negative
q. Been to Canada -- affirmative
r. Been lost -- affirmative
s. Done something you told yourself you wouldn’t -- negative

2. Do you have any nicknames? If so, please list. Stuart, Stewy, Stu, Disco Stu, The Mighty Stubacca, Biggie (Smalls), Smalls, Mr Bigglesworth, Monty

3. What’s your father’s name? Patrick

4. What is your favorite drink? depending on circumstance, tap water, Fresca, or scotch over ice

5. How much do you love your job (1-10)? full-time job: 6; part-timer: 8.5

6. Favorite vacation spot? Merida (beachy speaks truth)

7. What’s your favorite pie? pecan

8. What’s your favorite day of the week? Monday

9. Favorite smell? paprika

10. What do you do to relax? what do YOU think?

mcaputo · **Posted:** Tue Aug 08, 2006 3:01 pm

1. Have you ever:
a. smoked a cigarette -- YES
b. Drunk so much you threw up in a parking lot -- UM YEAH
c. Crashed a friend’s car -- NO
d. Stolen a car --NO
e. Been in love -- YES
f. Been dumped -- DUH
g. Been laid off/fired -- YES
h. Quit your job -- YES
i. Been in a fist fight -- YES
j. Snuck out of your parent’s house -- YES
k. Had feelings for someone who didn’t have them back -- YES
l. Been arrested -- NO
m. Gone on a blind date -- NO
n. Lied to a friend -- NO
o. Lied to your boss -- FUCK YES
p. Seen someone die -- NO
q. Been to Canada -- NO
r. Been lost -- YES
s. Done something you told yourself you wouldn’t -- YES

2. Do you have any nicknames? KAPOOTS - CRAB-PUTO

3. What WAS your father’s name? LUCKY JIM

4. What is your favorite drink?
-- GUINNESS & TEQUILA AT THE SAME TIME

5. How much do you love your job (1-10)?
- WELL...THAT VARIES BETWEEN THE HOURS OF
6:30AM- 2:30PM AND IT'S ALWAYS LIKE NEVER LOVE

6. Favorite vacation spot? -- HANALIE BAY - KAUAI

7. What’s your favorite pie? -- FISH&FINGER

8. What’s your favorite day of the week? -- THE ONE FOLLOWING

9. Favorite smell? MY WIFE AFTER BATHING

10. What do you do to relax? THINK ABOUT BASEBALL

jsh · **Posted:** Tue Aug 08, 2006 3:10 pm

Sen. HosLoog MubGARak Wrote:

1. Have you ever:
a. smoked a cigarette - MANY, but nevermore
b. Drunk so much you threw up in a parking lot - Probably
c. Crashed a friend’s car - Never. I'm a great driver.
d. Stolen a car - Yes. Our own car from an impound lot. Twice.
e. Been in love - Debatable. Would you like to enter into this debate?
f. Been dumped - Sure. Bitch.
g. Been laid off/fired - Yes. From a crappy Greek restaurant.
h. Quit your job - Yes. Factory job.
i. Been in a fist fight - Yes a few. Put the bitches on full blast.
j. Snuck out of your parent’s house - Yes.
k. Had feelings for someone who didn’t have them back - Boohooohoo
l. Been arrested - Barely.
m. Gone on a blind date - Yes, never successful.
n. Lied to a friend - Only in hopes of saving that friendship.
o. Lied to your boss - Yes.
p. Seen someone die - No. Nore have I seen a dead person. I have smelled one though.
q. Been to Canada - NEVER.
r. Been lost - Currently and for a while.
s. Done something you told yourself you wouldn’t - I used to do so daily.

2. Do you have any nicknames? If so, please list.

jls
jay ellesse
JLS, uhuh uhuh
Mr. Uhuh Uhuh
Jon Jon Phenomenon
The Ninjew
Shed
Shedz
Shed Ra

3. What’s your father’s name?

Abraham

4. What is your favorite drink?

Scotch whiskey (Lagavulin, currently)
Water

5. How much do you love your job (1-10)?

1 & 10

6. Favorite vacation spot?

Thunder Beach, Georgian Bay, Ontario

7. What’s your favorite pie?

Strawberry rhubarb

8. What’s your favorite day of the week?

Wednesday

9. Favorite smell?

Cedar wood

10. What do you do to relax?

Smoke drugs, or play sports for hours on end in order to relax.

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