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PostPosted: Tue Aug 08, 2006 12:46 am 
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SUICIDEGIRLS BURLESQUE SHOW? You know the answer I'm looking for, so
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Those girls are foul.

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DMB04 Wrote:
SUICIDEGIRLS BURLESQUE SHOW? You know the answer I'm looking for, so
do I, or not?

:D


No beaver-bumpin' action, alas. They will prolly be drenched in chocolate syrup, or some other manner of liquid edible, though. So, there could be some girl-on-girl, just nothing hot & heavy.

Selah.

But, anyway, I say go.


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Just go to a strip club.

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Just go to a strip club.


I agree with this comment, but it's just something about those girls and that brand.


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Depending on yr locale and laws they may or may not have tape or pasties over their nips. You won't see any lower half I'm sure. See the DVD for more examples.

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DMB04 Wrote:
shiv Wrote:
Just go to a strip club.


I agree with this comment, but it's just something about those girls and that brand.


Just go to a crappier strip club then.

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shiv Wrote:
Just go to a strip club.


I agree with this comment, but it's just something about those girls and that brand.


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Those girls are half a step away from junkie whore.



Still, I'd fuh. With a triple condom maybe.

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That's probably worth about $3.75

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I've always wanted to see one of these shows, but I've never heard anything good about them. Some have said that the girls are a bit fugly (I don't really believe that) and others have said that it's just too tame. But it's burlesque and it's not supposed to be skanky.

I'd go.

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I met 2 of them a few years ago. One of them was not very hot at all (I don't remember her name) and the other one (Bailey) was good looking but had a shitty attitude. Just go to a bar and pick up some tattooed girl and you can probably see more than from this show.

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I like shiv's style.

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yeah, i have heard very lukewarm reviews about these burlesque tours. i think they just kinda let any girl with a tattoo into suicide girls now.


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any girl? sheeeeit. i'm goin' on tour.

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any girl? sheeeeit. i'm goin' on tour.


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shiv Wrote:
I met 2 of them a few years ago. One of them was not very hot at all (I don't remember her name) and the other one (Bailey) was good looking but had a shitty attitude. Just go to a bar and pick up some tattooed girl and you can probably see more than from this show.


I have honestly been out of the "game" (thankfully) for a while, but I would bet dollars to dildos that this is an excellent place to meet some freaky babe who will cling (with her legs and mouth, as well as some ephemeral form of heart) to you for dear life for a period of say 5 months or until you have a skinned on two lateral sides personal situation so bad you'll be mortally afraid, even alone, of Showtime after dark.


take it from me: go.

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beachy Wrote:
shiv Wrote:
I met 2 of them a few years ago. One of them was not very hot at all (I don't remember her name) and the other one (Bailey) was good looking but had a shitty attitude. Just go to a bar and pick up some tattooed girl and you can probably see more than from this show.


I have honestly been out of the "game" (thankfully) for a while, but I would bet dollars to dildos that this is an excellent place to meet some freaky babe who will cling (with her legs and mouth, as well as some ephemeral form of heart) to you for dear life for a period of say 5 months or until you have a skinned on two lateral sides personal situation so bad you'll be mortally afraid, even alone, of Showtime after dark.


take it from me: go.


That's true of any girl, though. Or guy, sometimes. Girls who do this stuff (stuff being burlesque) take it very seriously. My ex's gf does it and he tells me about the hours of practice that go into a simple routine. Now, she's not a Suicide Girl, nor is she really Suicide Girl material, but I'm guessing that the SGs are similar.

I do love the idea of being mortally afraid of Showtime after dark. I wish I could find something that would freak me out that much.

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To answer the original question :

Blue balls & a lighter wallet.


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Diggity Dawg Wrote:
To answer the original question :

Blue balls & a lighter wallet.



Winner. You are CORRECT, sir.

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shiv owns this thread.


my opinions of the suicide girls are well documented and needn't be repeated here.

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A buddy of mine went to one here 2 years ago & had a blast. You'll spend a hell of a lot less than a strip club

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