By the Boyfriend Body Pillow!

IIRC there's a 'woman lap' one too. We're all so outdated. Sigh.

Creepy. PM me your home address Haq and I'll get you one.

and a one-armed man at that!

i don't know why my boyfriend has to be dressed like an accountant.

Yeah, it's kind of weird that he goes to bed with a button-up shirt on.

I'm an accountant and that's exactly how I dress to bed.

That ain't no accountant, that's an investment banker who likes to dance and is good with kids.

Oh Dana. You obviously will never understand the plight of men during a spoon session.

What are supposed to do with the "other" arm?

Which poses the question-Is that what women really want?

$100 bucks? Wha?

Ever slept with somebody ?

- Uh, yeah. - No, I mean really slept With somebody. Beside them, not just fucked them on a gaming table.

- We slept together one time

- That was you ?

Yes, brodie, I have slept beside many people.

You know how when someone lays with their back to you...

And you lay behind them really close and you throw one arm over
them ?

It's called spooning. Yeah, but you gotta put the other arm
somewhere.

You can either lay on it or shove it between your bodies.

The only other option is to stretch it above your head.

But sometimes my arm pops out of socket when I'm sleeping like
that.

So I was constantly searching for someplace to keep my arm while
still laying close to her.

And ? What do you mean, "and ?"

That's like a metaphor for our whole relationship.

wait a minute, did anyone else scroll further down the page? if you did, you would find this:


The Red Neck Boy Friend Arm Pillow

Go To Bed With Bubba

Comfortable Flannel
Won't be out fishing
Won't be out hunting
Doesn't go to honky tonks
No tobacco stains
One size fits all
Reusable, easy and safe to use. Comes in 2 colors.

so flannel shirts mean youre a redneck? that makes my life a whole lot easier.

Safe to use? I would hope so!

and if looked around even more, you'd find this:



finally! an enormous dildo i can hug and go to sleep with every night!!!

The other arm was chewed off trying to avoid the awkward morning after spending the night with a skank pillow.

Hoooo, man:



(noticed by our very own Butter)

Say what you will, but that's an impressive feat.

i need one that keeps my wife asleep by putting a chloroform soaked rag over her face as I masturbate in the middle of the night - didn't see that model on the site

gross dude.

come on, seriously. who doesnt need one of those.

And here I always thought night masturbation was an open invitation for further participation...

Gross, but I did chuckle. I'll add that the board has reached new heights today with it's perverseness and we're probably going to scare off all da ladies. I think we need Leon Jenkins to come and save the day.

my wife does usually wake up receptive and sometimes wakes me up herself - but still, sometimes I need some privacy