I could do this all day.

wait a minute you're not saying that

What's with the delay on this thing? I set it up to call some people in my office, but I don't think they've gotten it. About 40 minutes ago, I set it to call my office as a test, but haven't gotten that either.

The first time I did it, at probably 9 this am, the call was made immediately. I guess there must be more people using it now, backing up the system or whatever.

timmyjoe never likes the awesome shit.

probably thinks Predator is "dumb" too.

but really, who brings loads of poisonous snakes on a plane, and then lets them get loose?

At least aliens are real!

timmy, you need to think "zany."

Also "madcap," "wacky" and "tomfoolerin nonsense."

samuel l. just called me, too. unfortunately the call cut out after about 25 seconds. scared the shit out of me. how'd he know my name?

i think i did, drinky

He's a jedi, fool.

why can't ol' sam pronounce the name "tim"?????

he also won't dare say 'motherfucker' or 'bitchface'