really, but i don't want one.

but i do need one.

that is all.

what kind? anything?

yeah. and i've searched all our portland employment websites i think. idk. im not really looking for anything specific, but somehow i'm picky.

looking for nothing specific, but being picky should narrow things down quite a bit for you

I look into your future, and I see...unemployment checks.

Sorry, probably shouldn't make fun, but I'm in the same boat, so if it's any consolation, you're not alone.

No, wait, I'm unemployed with no health insurance and sick. So I think I got you beat.

yeh, i need one as well. and i'm spending more time looking than i think i've ever spent actually working at any of my previous full time gigs.
who knew that multiple parole violations and a handful of felony convictions were such a turnoff to prospective employers?
but at least my mom is proud of me for going back to school and finally finishing my degree.
unfortunately, pride doesn't really pay that well, tho i did get a good meal out of it.
mmmm....chimichangas.