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Yeesh Bobbo...
Somehow I knew before you said so that the mom would be totally aloof and passive about it. Rich pre-teens don't get that reckless if they have a parent who puts the fear of God into them if they do anything 1/10 as stupid as what those girls managed.

I shudder to think what would/could happen if meth gets really entrenched up this way. *shiver*

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I shudder to think what would/could happen if meth gets really entrenched up this way. *shiver*


Barn-raisings won't take so long.

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Glad nothing got too f'd up there Bob. I had the '89 version of that Honda and miss it so...


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I had dozed off on the couch watching TV's Craig Ferguson, and my wife was pinching a loaf with the bathroom fan running

Ah, romance!


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I had dozed off on the couch watching TV's Craig Ferguson, and my wife was pinching a loaf with the bathroom fan running

Ah, romance!


Maybe she wanted to clear it out before, you know.... And FT was conserving his energy.


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damn, FT, sorry to hear it!

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you're with me, leather Wrote:
Radcliffe Wrote:
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I had dozed off on the couch watching TV's Craig Ferguson, and my wife was pinching a loaf with the bathroom fan running

Ah, romance!


Maybe she wanted to clear it out before, you know.... And FT was conserving his energy.

Y'know, this might come as a shock to you, but your version doesn't really add much to the notion of romance.


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you're with me, leather Wrote:
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I had dozed off on the couch watching TV's Craig Ferguson, and my wife was pinching a loaf with the bathroom fan running

Ah, romance!


Maybe she wanted to clear it out before, you know.... And FT was conserving his energy.

Y'know, this might come as a shock to you, but your version doesn't really add much to the notion of romance.


There's a time and place for ass-to-mouth, in any relationship.


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you're with me, leather Wrote:
There's a time and place for ass-to-mouth, in any relationship.

Your wisdom will hold more resonance once your experience with "relationships" moves beyond a sock puppet and microwaved vaseline.


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And strangely, Bloor and I were watching clips of the Blue Boy Ep of Dragnet on VH1's "The Drug Years" yestereve.

That's some boolshit, Bobbo.

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I understand that you, of all people, know this crisis and, in your own way, are working to address it. You, the madras-pantsed julip-sipping Southern cracker and me, the oldman hippie California fruit cake are brothers in the struggle to save our country.

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Radcliffe Wrote:
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I had dozed off on the couch watching TV's Craig Ferguson, and my wife was pinching a loaf with the bathroom fan running

Ah, romance!


:lol: :lol: :lol:


Maybe the Mom already has plans to dump these kids in one'a them there Montel-style ( or was it Maury? ) boot camps. That'll learn 'em!


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Sen. LooGAR's #9 Dream Wrote:
And strangely, Bloor and I were watching clips of the Blue Boy Ep of Dragnet on VH1's "The Drug Years" yestereve.


You don't understand. Things were different then.

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Yail Bloor Wrote:
Sen. LooGAR's #9 Dream Wrote:
And strangely, Bloor and I were watching clips of the Blue Boy Ep of Dragnet on VH1's "The Drug Years" yestereve.


You don't understand. Things were different then.


Ask your father.

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harry Wrote:
I understand that you, of all people, know this crisis and, in your own way, are working to address it. You, the madras-pantsed julip-sipping Southern cracker and me, the oldman hippie California fruit cake are brothers in the struggle to save our country.

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you had to wait for the doorbell to know someone had crashed into your mailbox?


my thoughts exactly.


Have you guys ever left the suburbs? John Elway couldn't throw a rock from my house to my mailbox. It's about a Tiger 9-iron.

And if you live anywhere in America where meth isn't running rampant, consider yourself lucky. It's just a matter of time, though.

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Oh, yeah. A black police officer told my brother the other day why the blacks are sticking to crack. He told him that if meth ever got into the brothers' hands, every black neighborhood in the South would be blown-up in a matter of weeks. :lol:

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you're with me, leather Wrote:
There's a time and place for ass-to-mouth, in any relationship.

Your wisdom will hold more resonance once your experience with "relationships" moves beyond a sock puppet and microwaved vaseline.


Microwave? Good idea. ;)


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you had to wait for the doorbell to know someone had crashed into your mailbox?


my thoughts exactly.

Have you guys ever left the suburbs? John Elway couldn't throw a rock from my house to my mailbox. It's about a Tiger 9-iron.

the reason why i asked is, from the pictures, it does not seem like FT's neighborhood is in the deep sticks where mailboxes and homes are in different townships and/or counties.


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you had to wait for the doorbell to know someone had crashed into your mailbox?


my thoughts exactly.

Have you guys ever left the suburbs? John Elway couldn't throw a rock from my house to my mailbox. It's about a Tiger 9-iron.

the reason why i asked is, from the pictures, it does not seem like FT's neighborhood is in the deep sticks where mailboxes and homes are in different townships and/or counties.


my 'puter don't show them pictures. box with red X. I was wonderin' why Bob's house and car looked the same.

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This story was unfortunately entertaining Bobbo. I'm glad to hear that everyone is alright though and no one was hurt. Good thing they missed the house.


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smoosh strikes again!


i bet prussian blue gave them dat meth.

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sorry, bobbo...glad no one was hurt.

didn't need to know what your wife was doing though.

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Please tell me they're gonna get more than a slap on the wrist.


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didn't need to know what your wife was doing though.


Well, I just assume she was cutting turds, because "Aunt Flo" left earlier this week, and it doesn't take that long to piss.

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Please tell me they're gonna get more than a slap on the wrist.


Well, it hasn't started off well so far...

My wife called the Police to get the details (name, insurance info, etc.) needed for us to begin the reimbursement process, but were told that because these girls were minors, open records do not apply. We have to wait for the cop who wrote the report last night to GET BACK FROM VACATION (which obviously started first thing this morning).

Meanwhile, I have no car, bike, scooter, skates or jet pack. Looks like SHEFRAC has a week of being my personal chauffeur ahead of her. This is just like the fake pilot episode of Jerry with the butler.

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