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PostPosted: Tue Aug 22, 2006 7:07 pm 
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Paris Hilton All Music Review


4.5?!!?... wtf!!


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the review Wrote:
Make no mistake, Paris is a very good pop album, at times deliberately reminiscent of Blondie, Madonna, and Gwen Stefani, yet having its own distinct character -- namely, Paris' persona, which is shamelessly shallow and devoid of any depth.

And somehow "shallow and devoid of any depth" is deserving of 4.5 stars?! I can't say I've heard the album, but I've heard that one song and it wasn't awful - but it certainly wasn't 4.5 stars good, either. It was completely average, at best. Had it not had the name "Paris" attached to it, no one would have ever gotten to hear it or see the video because there's thousands of other songs just like it that come out every year. 2.5 stars, maybe 3 for the novelty factor.

And I can't believe this review is nearly 900 words long . . . for an album that will be utterly forgotten in a year.

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that song was in my head for a whole day. it was catchy, like the flu. it was gone a day later.

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paris must have fucked whoever reviewed it, cause thats about the only way she could have gotten a score that high.


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tt Wrote:
that song was in my head for a whole day. it was catchy, like the flu. it was gone a day later.


I wish I only got the flu for a day.


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paris must have fucked whoever reviewed it, cause thats about the only way she could have gotten a score that high.


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