not enough time to do everything
like today for example - starting at 6pm after regular workday is over:
maybe have to meet realtor about apt
+ drinks after work
+ find even 1/2 an hour to practice, at least run scales
+ gf's show
+ dinner with gf & her dad after show
+ clockwork orange at pier 54
+ ride out to atlantic railyards to protest new development

i feel like i have to schedule my fucking bathroom breaks with a datebook

And where will you find the time to train the androids?


LOGIC = FLAWED

Actually, I'll volunteer for the "drinks after work" detail.

see, that's one android trained and ready to go out into the world to handle my bidness.

I'll take care of the girlfriend.

ok, but you'll need to sign a waiver.

I'll go take care of the bathroom break right now...

Have you been eating corn?

ok, who can handle filling out this paperwork for me? she wants the apartment she just saw.

I will build you several androids.

i'd love an android. i'd get it to rip my bosses' testicles off.

i tried to think of a joke to post here and couldnt think of any. androids just aren't funny.

It's ok....nobody thought my corn joke was funny either.

I am surprised at the lack of any "paranoid android" comments though

I lollered, dude. No worries that the jokes about corn kernels in stool aren't funny anymore, then.

i am waiting til the day scientists perfect the sex android. then i can die in peace.