Summarize Your Fellow Obner

no guru · **Posted:** Tue Aug 29, 2006 11:07 pm

swiateck Wrote:

Aural Fixation Wrote:

PimpTodd Wrote:

ayah, FT, frosting, Harry, Stone, aural fixation:
all are too old for this type of thing, but stick around anyway in an attempt to cling to at least a part of their lost youth and some semblance of "cool". yet all are, at heart, damn good people and therefore do not come off as pathetic for their efforts.

That's cuz we're rebels. 'Sides, Obner needs village elders -- who else would you people look up to?

Prolly LooG since he's 6'9" or some shit. O'course, I wind up looking up to everyone
*rimshot*

Rim's on the other side, though.

Senator LooGAR · **Posted:** Tue Aug 29, 2006 11:07 pm

rparis -- in need of reading comprehension courses. Dump is FROM Northern Ontario. Lives in Sasketchewan...big diff, cos DJ Can't get Labbatt 50 where he resides now

Billzebub · **Joined:** Mon Oct 25, 2004 10:26 pm **Posts:** 6459

Sen. LooGAR's #9 Dream Wrote:

rparis -- in need of reading comprehension courses. Dump is FROM Northern Ontario. Lives in Sasketchewan...big diff, cos DJ Can't get Labbatt 50 where he resides now

Don't matter if you can get Brador.

DumpJack · **Posted:** Tue Aug 29, 2006 11:11 pm

Sen. LooGAR's #9 Dream Wrote:

rparis -- in need of reading comprehension courses. Dump is FROM Northern Ontario. Lives in Sasketchewan...big diff, cos DJ Can't get Labbatt 50 where he resides now

Sen. LooGAR: Has a memory like a supercomputer, excellent taste in music, political junkie/possible junkie junkie. A+

rogneeb · **Joined:** Mon Oct 25, 2004 1:07 pm **Posts:** 12618

Sen. LooGAR's #9 Dream Wrote:

rparis -- in need of reading comprehension courses. Dump is FROM Northern Ontario. Lives in Sasketchewan...big diff, cos DJ Can't get Labbatt 50 where he resides now

northern ontario, saskatcheway - is there any difference really?

DumpJack · **Posted:** Tue Aug 29, 2006 11:12 pm

Billzebub Wrote:

Sen. LooGAR's #9 Dream Wrote:

rparis -- in need of reading comprehension courses. Dump is FROM Northern Ontario. Lives in Sasketchewan...big diff, cos DJ Can't get Labbatt 50 where he resides now

Don't matter if you can get Brador.

Can't get Brador either. And that stuff is for serious degenerates.

DumpJack · **Posted:** Tue Aug 29, 2006 11:13 pm

rparis74 Wrote:

Sen. LooGAR's #9 Dream Wrote:

rparis -- in need of reading comprehension courses. Dump is FROM Northern Ontario. Lives in Sasketchewan...big diff, cos DJ Can't get Labbatt 50 where he resides now

northern ontario, saskatcheway - is there any difference really?

rparis74: Not knowledgable about Canadian geography. :wink:

Dalen · **Posted:** Tue Aug 29, 2006 11:19 pm

Dumpjack - any fan of Gay Dad is alright with me

DumpJack · **Posted:** Tue Aug 29, 2006 11:22 pm

Dalen Wrote:

Dumpjack - any fan of Gay Dad is alright with me

Ha! Oddly enough I was actually gonna post another GD track to Tune A Day, seeing as everyone dug the last one.

shiv · **Posted:** Tue Aug 29, 2006 11:23 pm

DumpJack Wrote:

Sen. LooGAR's #9 Dream Wrote:

rparis -- in need of reading comprehension courses. Dump is FROM Northern Ontario. Lives in Sasketchewan...big diff, cos DJ Can't get Labbatt 50 where he resides now

Sen. LooGAR: can't burn a cd to save his life

south pacific · **Posted:** Wed Aug 30, 2006 2:52 am

DumpJack Wrote:

Dalen Wrote:

Dumpjack - any fan of Gay Dad is alright with me

Ha! Oddly enough I was actually gonna post another GD track to Tune A Day, seeing as everyone dug the last one.

I had no idea we had other Gay Dad fans here.

Joy.

no guru · **Posted:** Wed Aug 30, 2006 10:19 am

Aural Fixation Wrote:

PimpTodd Wrote:

ayah, FT, frosting, Harry, Stone, aural fixation:
all are too old for this type of thing, but stick around anyway in an attempt to cling to at least a part of their lost youth and some semblance of "cool". yet all are, at heart, damn good people and therefore do not come off as pathetic for their efforts.

That's cuz we're rebels. 'Sides, Obner needs village elders -- who else would you people look up to?

MiceElf · **Posted:** Wed Aug 30, 2006 11:01 am

konstantinl = collects ladies eyeballs in jar that he keeps on his dresser, likes the right period of Simple Minds, cannot legally enter the U.S., breaks and enters into people’s homes in order to crawl on their furniture, agrees with Tom Cruise on mental health matters

Evil Dr. K · **Joined:** Mon Oct 25, 2004 11:51 am **Posts:** 6327

MiceElf Wrote:

konstantinl = collects ladies eyeballs in jar that he keeps on his dresser, likes the right period of Simple Minds, cannot legally enter the U.S., breaks and enters into people’s homes in order to crawl on their furniture, agrees with Tom Cruise on mental health matters

About 65% of this is factual.

Yail Bloor · **Posted:** Wed Aug 30, 2006 11:09 am

shiv Wrote:

DumpJack Wrote:

Sen. LooGAR's #9 Dream Wrote:

rparis -- in need of reading comprehension courses. Dump is FROM Northern Ontario. Lives in Sasketchewan...big diff, cos DJ Can't get Labbatt 50 where he resides now

Sen. LooGAR: can't burn a cd to save his life

shiv--never lets things die, because its always funny to clown people

Sen. LooGAR--spends his entire day on a computer yet is technically inept.

DumpJack--may or may not be the bastard son of The Fabulous Moolah and Moondog Rex or possibly Iron Mike Sharp.

DumpJack · **Posted:** Wed Aug 30, 2006 11:49 am

Yail Bloor Wrote:

DumpJack--may or may not be the bastard son of The Fabulous Moolah and Moondog Rex or possibly Iron Mike Sharp.

I will neither confirm nor deny, but will let my obvious skills in the ring speak for itself.

Yail Bloor: a character out of a James Elroy novel that would have made Pete Bondurant tremble.

Finch Platte · **Posted:** Wed Aug 30, 2006 12:08 pm

Boy, this thread sure is a howler. :roll:

red · **Joined:** Fri Jun 17, 2005 5:34 am **Posts:** 5009

LooGAR

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FT

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Senator LooGAR · **Posted:** Wed Aug 30, 2006 12:14 pm

red Wrote:

LooGAR

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FT

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Red - if she were around 2 years ago, I might be on a plane to Chicago.

red · **Joined:** Fri Jun 17, 2005 5:34 am **Posts:** 5009

you make me blush, boy.

i'm going to summarize obnerites with photos. give me a minute.

red · **Joined:** Fri Jun 17, 2005 5:34 am **Posts:** 5009

dana:

bike lover, baby hater. my hero(ine).

d · **Posted:** Wed Aug 30, 2006 1:22 pm

baby hater? I clearly have made an impression.

red: mysterious sexy girl that all the guys would be afraid to talk to
ayah: sexy bitch
billy g: smart, loves Brazil, knows how to mix a drink and impress the ladies, and knows WAY MORE about music than most of us here
rparis: my Portland compadre, albeit in the shadows
Radcliffe: acerbic wit
Spontaneous Poet: shy girl waiting to break out in a big way
Loogar: big Georgia boy with the dapper duds
Yail: would have gotten me in trouble if I knew him back in the day
Cap'n: motorcycle zen boy
FT: babydaddy
Aural: high priestess of all that is cool to listen to
puma: WORKS IT
Dalen: smart, slightly offensive and addicted to porn
tthorn: WHERE ARE YOU MAN?
PoD: more talent in his little finger than I have in my whole body
shiv: killer mix maker, awesome tat
south pacific: 80s music hookup
DumpJack: Canadian fun drunk
OPA: part of my bitchy gay boyfriend harem
pollysix: sweet and likeable
Charli: babymama Chicago-style
Mrs. Neuro: my dance partner across the country
Sketch: an impressive lad who will never be without friends in this life
Konstantin: verbose, witty and ultimately loveable

I know I've missed a lot... these were the first to come to mind....

Mick · **Posted:** Wed Aug 30, 2006 1:28 pm

Verbal Intercouse = needs poon?

Most of the shit he says is right on the dime though..

PopTodd · **Posted:** Wed Aug 30, 2006 1:39 pm

PopTodd: Only negative traits come to mind, but liked well enough that nobody wants to cover him so as not to offend.

fickerson · **Posted:** Wed Aug 30, 2006 2:00 pm

do me, do me!

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