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Aural Fixation
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PostPosted: Wed Aug 30, 2006 12:09 am 
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Suffice it to say, I've been getting a chuckle while taking a wee break at work. Found this at another messageboard I frequent: http://www.somethingawful.com/index.php?a=4016

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When people post on any forum, whether it's a serious Mozart discussion forum, Something Awful, or PayMeToHumpThings.net, they usually act in a manner that's presentable to the outside world. Of course they do, because someone else is going to read that and they wouldn't want to look like a fruitcake in front of everybody. But behind that relatively normal exterior there are things they're wondering about and want to know, and they type these things where they think nobody will ever see them, like into search engines for example.

If you're more of a nerd than most, (and let's face it, you're reading Something Awful) you probably heard that a week or two ago AOL mistakenly released 3 months of logs from its AOL Search engine, and now the logs are all over the place online. AOL has already apologized for the error, but they shouldn't because these are some of the most awesome things I've ever seen.

Before we get down to business, let me explain what's happening in these images. One of our forum goons, xGryph, coded up a nice little search tool to let us easily look through the 2 gigabytes of logs. The big number on the left is an anonymous user ID AOL provided so advertisers or researchers or whoever's looking at the logs can track an individual account's search habits. Next to that is the search term used. The thing after that is obviously the date, and if you see a URL to the right of the date, that's where the user ended up clicking. Happy looking at stuff!


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You chuckle on your wee break?

Edit: are we missing the punch line or some big piece of information in that excerpt?

Edit 2: Ok, reading the rest of the link makes it pretty dang funny.
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I love somethingawful... something awful.
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Timmy, Timmy, Timmy...I barely have time to chuckle these days. Pray for me.
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1879967 searched on AOL and Wrote:
I put cum on my face as scent to atract girtls


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mutty Wrote:
1879967 searched on AOL and Wrote:
I put cum on my face as scent to atract girtls


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totally works.
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do niggers have x-ray vision


man. I can't tell you how often I have wondered the same exact thing! ::lol::
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Meatbone Wrote:
2281868 Wrote:
do niggers have x-ray vision


man. I can't tell you how often I have wondered the same exact thing! ::lol::


Oh mannn.

I am laughing so hard.
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my other favorite search is "god vs. computers". hahahaha

From the producers who brought you Alien vs. Predator, see the exciting prequel GOD VS. COMPUTERS! dun dun dunnnnnn.
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I like how 'niggers' have to be "satan or demons or gremlin"

In Dalens world, THEY are all three

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The one with the woman who cheats on her snoring husband and gets herpes is great.
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The one with the woman who cheats on her snoring husband and gets herpes is great.


Yeah, it was like the Cliff Notes version of a Lifetime movie of the week. Only on Lifetime the snoring husband would've been knocking her around, too. But the main point remains...

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lego Wrote:
The one with the woman who cheats on her snoring husband and gets herpes is great.


Yea, too funny.

[img][123:500]http://i.somethingawful.com//sasbi/2006/08/docevil/8-13-06_42.gif[/img]
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These are things people searched for, right?

What kind of results could you possibly be looking for when you search "i met my cyber lover and the sex was not good"?

Some sort of forum with similar experiences? A movie with a similar plot?
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i dont know shit about this one

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101107 - ipod dildo
101107 - ipod dildo for asshole
101107 - blue ipod dildo for asshole and not pink
101107 - anonymous shipping to the woods
101107 - crunk ass beats

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i dont know shit about this one

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101107 - blue ipod dildo for asshole and not pink

Y'see, a guy wouldn't want to peg his own ass with a pink dildo, 'cuz that's just gay. But a blue dildo? Manly as fuck.
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catswilleatyou Wrote:
i dont know shit about this one

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101107 - ipod dildo
101107 - ipod dildo for asshole
101107 - blue ipod dildo for asshole and not pink
101107 - anonomous shipping to the woods
101107 - crunk ass beats


You'd be surprised how few sites offer anonymous shipping to the woods.
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catswilleatyou Wrote:
i dont know shit about this one

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101107 - ipod dildo
101107 - ipod dildo for asshole
101107 - blue ipod dildo for asshole and not pink
101107 - anonymous shipping to the woods
101107 - crunk ass beats


Thats officially the funniest thing Ive read today

And do you think these are real? (not the above one)
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And do you think these are real? (not the above one)

im skeptical
but i'd love to see more along with some less amusing ones

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catswilleatyou Wrote:
i dont know shit about this one

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101107 - ipod dildo
101107 - ipod dildo for asshole
101107 - blue ipod dildo for asshole and not pink
101107 - anonymous shipping to the woods
101107 - crunk ass beats


crunk ass beats indeed

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Chatzy Wrote:
catswilleatyou Wrote:
i dont know shit about this one

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101107 - ipod dildo
101107 - ipod dildo for asshole
101107 - blue ipod dildo for asshole and not pink
101107 - anonomous shipping to the woods
101107 - crunk ass beats


You'd be surprised how few sites offer anonymous shipping to the woods.


It's true. Which is unfortunate as that's the only sort of shipping available to me.

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this is unreal.
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