The least funny person on the planet

FT · **Posted:** Fri Sep 01, 2006 4:22 pm

Write-in vote for FT.

mutty · **Posted:** Fri Sep 01, 2006 4:44 pm

shiv Wrote:

did you see who's in the background?

Is this some ongoing internet joke I've never heard?

rogneeb · **Joined:** Mon Oct 25, 2004 1:07 pm **Posts:** 12618

i think carlos is funnier. dane cook is awful.

Z · **Joined:** Sat Oct 23, 2004 1:38 pm **Posts:** 7979

rparis74 Wrote:

i think carlos is funnier. dane cook is awful.

does anyone else have an opposite on this board? i think i've only agreed with one or two things that rparis74 has ever posted. (and i think they may have been "girls are attractive" (but not the same type of girls) and, like, "cancer is bad.") i just wanted to point that out and leave the door open for anyone else to bring up their board opposite.

jewels santana · **Joined:** Thu Nov 04, 2004 2:36 pm **Posts:** 10198

Saint Patrick Wrote:

David Cross = one of the funniest human beings on the planet

i'm a pretty big fan, but i don't find him to be all that funny. I enjoy listening to him talk, but i rarely laugh out loud.

Diggity Dawg · **Posted:** Fri Sep 01, 2006 5:03 pm

Aural Fixation Wrote:

I've never experienced the comedy stylings of either.

Nor have I, but I do know that they've both got horrid reputations in the standup world.

Cook = Joke Stealer ( someone already mentioned this )
Mencia = a complete phony ( not even Hispanic )

You wanna hear something funny, Google around & try to find some sound clips where Joe Rogan goes off on Mencia's act.

As far as how "dangerous" Mencia is, as Patton Oswalt sez "There's nothing less dangerous than a comedian who tells you how dangerous he is."

Oh, & BTW - tally up 1 vote for FT, please.

rogneeb · **Joined:** Mon Oct 25, 2004 1:07 pm **Posts:** 12618

Z Wrote:

rparis74 Wrote:

i think carlos is funnier. dane cook is awful.

does anyone else have an opposite on this board? i think i've only agreed with one or two things that rparis74 has ever posted. (and i think they may have been "girls are attractive" (but not the same type of girls) and, like, "cancer is bad.") i just wanted to point that out and leave the door open for anyone else to bring up their board opposite.

I hate George Bush. how about that?

Z · **Joined:** Sat Oct 23, 2004 1:38 pm **Posts:** 7979

rparis74 Wrote:

Z Wrote:

rparis74 Wrote:

i think carlos is funnier. dane cook is awful.

does anyone else have an opposite on this board? i think i've only agreed with one or two things that rparis74 has ever posted. (and i think they may have been "girls are attractive" (but not the same type of girls) and, like, "cancer is bad.") i just wanted to point that out and leave the door open for anyone else to bring up their board opposite.

I hate George Bush. how about that?

hey now, there we go. we're up to 3.

Dick Meatwood · **Posted:** Fri Sep 01, 2006 5:16 pm

jewels santana Wrote:

Saint Patrick Wrote:

David Cross = one of the funniest human beings on the planet

i'm a pretty big fan, but i don't find him to be all that funny. I enjoy listening to him talk, but i rarely laugh out loud.

Yeah, I like David Cross, but I don't think he's very good at stand-up.

tt · **Posted:** Fri Sep 01, 2006 5:24 pm

Drinky Wrote:

jewels santana Wrote:

Saint Patrick Wrote:

David Cross = one of the funniest human beings on the planet

i'm a pretty big fan, but i don't find him to be all that funny. I enjoy listening to him talk, but i rarely laugh out loud.

Yeah, I like David Cross, but I don't think he's very good at stand-up.

i thought his article in new york magazine was pretty funny.

Dick Meatwood · **Posted:** Fri Sep 01, 2006 5:28 pm

Yeah, he's written a lot of funny stuff. He did some things for Vice and, I think, Chunklett that I liked.

Cotton · **Joined:** Mon Oct 25, 2004 6:12 pm **Posts:** 17155

I think Cross's first album is sheer genius. The next one falters a bit. I think Patton Oswalt, Zach Galifinakis and Posehn are all hilarious, though I've only heard Posehn do like 3 bits. Hence my excitement for that album shiv sent me.

Elvis Fu · **Posted:** Fri Sep 01, 2006 8:23 pm

Z Wrote:

rparis74 Wrote:

i think carlos is funnier. dane cook is awful.

does anyone else have an opposite on this board? i think i've only agreed with one or two things that rparis74 has ever posted. (and i think they may have been "girls are attractive" (but not the same type of girls) and, like, "cancer is bad.") i just wanted to point that out and leave the door open for anyone else to bring up their board opposite.

Elephantstone & I can only agree on four things: Terps basketball, tight pussy, loose shoes and a warm place to shit.

I think we found one album to agree on, once, but I don't remember what it was.

timmyjoe42 · **Posted:** Fri Sep 01, 2006 8:49 pm

alongwaltz Wrote:

I don't know who Carlos is but I quite enjoy Dane Cook's last album.

And Carrot Top was funny 15 years ago, but now he is just creepy.

Odds Bodkins · **Posted:** Fri Sep 01, 2006 9:03 pm

Mencia's stand-up is much better than his show... the show has probably had 3 funny skits in two years.

But back to busness... most unfunniest person = Kathy Griffin

toots · **Posted:** Fri Sep 01, 2006 9:19 pm

Chrome_CW Wrote:

WhineyPTW Wrote:

It's a tough one.

Even Carrot Top makes me less uncomfortable than these guys.

Don't speak so soon Whiney - have you SEEN Carrot Top lately?? Looks totally roided out and unnatural and scary....the following is NOT photoshopped.

[img][354:500]http://socialitelife.com/images/carrottop.jpg[/img]

Oh yeah, and the answer is Mencia, by far...

i just noticed you can see a little bit of "carrot bottom" in that pic

Whiney · **Posted:** Fri Sep 01, 2006 11:07 pm

I hate that red-haired people are called "carrot-tops"

The top of a carrot is fucking GREEN.

Rick Derris · **Posted:** Wed Sep 06, 2006 11:54 am

Anybody have access to the NY Times online?

Dane Cook's stand up special aired on HBO over the weekend and the Times apparently blasted it for the suck.

If anyone can cut and paste that here I'd appreciate it.

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