that the bouncer was actually on MY SIDE and was wrokgung wuht ene, H was a cool dude,

edit; edited to mae it more readable.

Shut up douchebag

Stay safe. Michael, stay safe.

Did you get on Craigslist?

I drank a bottle of Shiraz tonight and will drink close to a case of Old Style tomorrow during the Husker game. It is going to be an alcohol filled weekend. I have a bottle of Cabernet for Sunday too.

typing fucked up to prove you are drunk shows you are not very drunk at all.

delete topic.

Remember when you were younger and you'd say, "man, I had 12 kamikazis last night, I was so wasted!"
Nowadays, If I can recall how many I had, well; i must not have been that drunk.


ps, i've had "several" vodka/tonics at this point

i tried getting drunk tonight, but it was one of those nights that no matter how much i drink, it just isn't happening.

mmm me too. So many coronas tonight. But it's still only 7 ish so there's plenty of time. I think i might just stay and watch dvd's because no one is here to drive me. And i'm paranoid about my friends crashing their cars. I've also got Subway. And it's delicious. I found a Tori Amos dvd before. I don't really like her much anymore. But I don't think I've ever watched this dvd before.. Tori Amos welcome to sunny Florida.

spiiike thaaaangz

I don't even think about it anymore - constant high levels of drunkenness are to be expected.

Here's where we should admit to Verbal we don't even drink.

Straight Edge, baby. np: Vegan Reich

I haven't had an ounce of alcohol this long weekend. This must be remedied.

Last time I had a drink was 1987.












(military time, last night)

[In unison] How drunk were you?!

you should've smoked crack instead.

I'm on my way to being shit-faced.

Dancing to the melvin's in the garden in my speedo's.

Here's a picture man. (I tucked it under)

Should have chosen a different pattern fer bust enhancement, pete.

I need to work on those bitch tits man.

Still, the pube-be-gone worked good.

Oh my!