I was so drunk tonight...

wenchlette · **Posted:** Sun Sep 03, 2006 8:34 pm

Friday night...

oy.

shiv · **Posted:** Sun Sep 03, 2006 10:29 pm

I think I've had 4 beers all weekend. I've been too tired from moving to go out though I tried last night but the show I was going to go to was at capacity so I just ended up going back home.

wenchlette · **Posted:** Mon Sep 04, 2006 12:23 am

I accidentally drunk dialed my pregnant friend at 2 am, lost my debit card, had a conversation with a guy who I'm pretty sure uttered this sentence: "I used to be a white supremacist" and ended up in god knows how many pictures of some dude's digital camera....

DumpJack · **Posted:** Mon Sep 04, 2006 12:33 am

SpontaneousPoet Wrote:

I accidentally drunk dialed my pregnant friend at 2 am, lost my debit card, had a conversation with a guy who I'm pretty sure uttered this sentence: "I used to be a white supremacist" and ended up in god knows how many pictures of some dude's digital camera....

Now that's a story worth hearing more about.

wenchlette · **Posted:** Mon Sep 04, 2006 12:44 am

DumpJack Wrote:

SpontaneousPoet Wrote:

I accidentally drunk dialed my pregnant friend at 2 am, lost my debit card, had a conversation with a guy who I'm pretty sure uttered this sentence: "I used to be a white supremacist" and ended up in god knows how many pictures of some dude's digital camera....

Now that's a story worth hearing more about.

I talked about deli meats with said "some dude" and his cousin. Mmm... salami.

Apparently, they run the companies that deliver Boar's Head deli meats to supermarkets and mom and pop shops to Connecticut and the NYC area. They got really into the conversation when my friend told them her father owned a deli, but didn't carry Boar's Head, because it wasn't worth the cost.

My friends left before I did and the guys left without trying to get me to go with them. I was flippin' adorable on Friday night and ready for the pickin'. Idiots.

The guy who "used to be a white supremacist" was also telling me about growing up in Oakland, CA with seven brothers. They used to play with swords and slash each other in the street. He also had an ex girlfriend who stabbed him in the wrist with a butter knife...

wenchlette · **Posted:** Mon Sep 04, 2006 12:47 am

And my tab was $8.

Mick · **Posted:** Mon Sep 04, 2006 12:54 am

phil is for penguins Wrote:

http://squelched.com/detail.cfm?num=962&v=15&i=1

by extrapolating that data i estimate it was about a 9.

wenchlette · **Posted:** Mon Sep 04, 2006 10:05 pm

I'm going back...

I won't be getting as drunk though. Maybe I can continue my conversation with the former white supremacist.

Twilightkid · **Posted:** Tue Sep 05, 2006 12:49 pm

youd look pretty in the White Hood.

wenchlette · **Posted:** Tue Sep 05, 2006 1:32 pm

"former", Dov. Jeesh.

Twilightkid · **Posted:** Tue Sep 05, 2006 1:38 pm

Stacey just texted me "if it ain't white, it ain't right!"

wenchlette · **Posted:** Tue Sep 05, 2006 2:05 pm

I was talking about snow. With winter coming I was reminding Dov not to eat yellow snow. We go through this every year...

Twilightkid · **Posted:** Tue Sep 05, 2006 2:20 pm

mmmm, banana snow cones!

wenchlette · **Posted:** Tue Sep 05, 2006 2:55 pm

Is that what the kids are calling it these days?

FT · **Posted:** Wed Sep 06, 2006 9:00 pm

Mick the Stripper Wrote:

that the bouncer was actually on MY SIDE and was wrokgung wuht ene, H was a cool dude,

edit; edited to mae it more readable.

I once started a fight at a bar and somehow managed to get the bouncer to throw the other guy out and buy me a round of drinks. Must have been because the douchebag I was about to obliterate decided to try and fight the bouncer when he intervened. Good times...

I was so drunk tonight...

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