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penicillan, seriously

Sh*t, me too! Ended up in an Atlanta hospital in anaphylactic shock from it -- bloated me up like a fat Elvis and had welts from scalp to toe. The worst was the lungs closing in on themselves.

However, I will most likely die from cancer as both of my parents did and I have a number of extended family that have and because I think it is something like 1 out of 4 people get cancer and I am in a family of 4 siblings, so mathematically it looks like a strong probability especially considering I have autoimmune disease.

horseshoe crabs and PCP.

and probably horseshoe crabs on PCP.

Codeine, I think. Had some as a kid, and mom says things didn't go well.

I can't think of anything that will actually kill me, but if I eat any sort of cultured dairy (yogurt, cream cheese, sour cream, etc.) I feel like my insides are rotting and I get a fever and the cold sweats and I really want to die. It lasts about 4 hours, and there's nothing I can do except wait it out.

I have always felt that I would die in a car accident, in the passenger seat. I get really paranoid riding in cars sometimes, especially when riding with more impatient drivers. I'll go that way, or I'll get in a nasty bike wreck.

Moose...you may laugh, but its a viable threat up here...and they scare the shit outta me. I know too many people that have had their shit screwed up by these stupid animals.

Also, i'm terrified of the telephone...i dunno y, yeah its weird...

Possibly because of its resemblance to a moose?

Yeah, them and deer are legitimately scary to me as well when I'm on the road.

i would burn that phone in a second... I would make a huge bonfire, then poke the phone into it with a 10 foot pole so i didnt have to touch it...

Though in this case it may be because its just plain hideous rather than its resemblance to a moose.

..oh my god, how did I miss this the first time? Clowns are the ugliest thing imaginable. There is no reason for them to exist. I cross the street to avoid them. Little old ladies with too much makeup give me the willies, to the point where I can't talk to them or make eye contact.

I always felt bad for circus and birthday clowns. Also felt bad for the circus pit orchestra. because I got the impression they had to do the same thing again and again every damn night.

I bet you don't like those new Volkswagon "Safety Happens" commercials.