*backing slowly away*

"Ma'am...we've traced the call and it's coming from INSIDE YOUR COMPUTER!!!'

What if I'm not good enough?

What if I'm not smart enough?

What if I'm not funny enough?

What if no one likes my voice?

What, you got DAT ALZHEIMER'S or something??? If you'll recall, I talked to on Colin's cell phone while riding in his wonderbug during in a driving rain storm at the end of SXSW, and found your voice to be quite delightful, actually. So were Dri's and Jen's (DayStar). In fact, be it phone or in person, I have yet to encounter an Obnette with a less than fantastic voice.

Sorry, I was trying to be modest, but you're right... my voice is pretty awesome and I don't doubt any Obnette's voices either.

Cut the modest crap. It's so played. You're a vixen, and everybody knows it.

Hott. Now everyone gets my phone sex operator voice.

See, folks, this is what we call "win-win."

"Downloading" now.

Okay, it's downloaded and I'm twenty minutes late to a friend's because of it.

This better be worth it. heh

I LITERALLY just cut a promo for Hip-D with Bloor using Skype. I didn't have any lines, and still managed to flub them.

I'm ready, and Project Runway starts in less than 2 hours. Let's do this bitch.

I DON'T HAVE A F'ING MICROPHONE.

okay, what's plan B? If I yell loud enough in my computer's direction, will I then be able to talk on the internet phone?

Jasmine, I just did my call in with Bloor and I used an earphone.

i was gonna ask what this is, and then realized that there's no reason for me to download this.

Jesus, people.

god you are a fucking spoilsport.

what happened to you, man? you used to be different.

You know, we can have phone sex.

I really don't think so.

I wasn't trying to drag you down, it's just that I'm pretty sure that I reside squarely outside of the communal lovefest that is Obner these last few months. It's not like I make an effort not to be, though. I even make into that chat place every once in awhile.



you tease.

jesus, you are surly. I was just kidding around, cotton, but thanks for taking a couple of veiled shots on your way through other people trying to have a little fun.

Someone help me. opa keeps calling, but i can't talk to him.
he keeps talking and talking.

why does he keep talking about an earphone? I don't have an earphone.

yes, chris, i have headphones. seriously, just plug those in?

plug the headphone male plug into your computer's "mic" jack (may have a picture of a microphone)

you will also need speakers or another set of headphones so you can hear

I fail to see what the problem is here.