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Hegel
 Post subject: NMR: People must be much dumber than I(edit).
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During opening night of the NFL there was a Viagra commercial. They actually had to put a little message on the screen during the commercial that said, "Viagra does not protect against sexually transmitted diseases". hahaha


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oh shit...

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I saw that also. I am of the opinion that retards that don't know things like this should not be allowed to have sex.
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I saw that also. I am of the opinion that retards that don't know things like this should undergo state mandated sterilization.
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apparently there is tonnes of under-the-table sterilization that goes on at institutions to stop the passing on of "bad" genes. Harsh, but probably for the best. Especially amongst downs syndrome patients, because they have, like, insane sex drives and fuck all the time when left unsupervised.

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Is that Corky?

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I bet Corky got a lotta non-retarded touchdownes

Nice dude and an actor. He probably sent his mildly handicapped semen out and about a number of times.
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ewww....
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ewww....


"You just prejudice. You don't want...handicap people to...have fun. Where you are from...Saint John Valley got lots of retarded people anyways. And they have accents, too!"
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ouch....that comment about our accents really hurt man...i mean not like its our fault...eh!
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Deh fult is with deh Fray-ZHUR Pay-PUHR, uhh? Dey put duh chem-MICK-kulz in duh Riv-er?
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Dat's truu, derrr. you tink dey care bout the people, no way eh....dey care bout l'argent...and dey put all der chem-icalz in day saint jean....
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"day Saint Jean"


Awesome. Yep, you're from the Valley, all right.

Five wit dat high, you.
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Meatbone Wrote:
They actually had to put a little message on the screen during the commercial that said, "Viagra does not protect against sexually transmitted diseases". hahaha

this disclaimer has been in every commercial for sexually-enhancing drugs and even birth control for the past few years. it's an FDA thing.
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Crassic! One of the commenters at Deadspin has this as his avatar.
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yeah, the accent kinda comes naturally, thank god i dont speak with it though...also my french is mostly terrible
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dumber than me.
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dumber than me.


is this supposed to be a correction?
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it was, but then i looked it up (because i'm a nerd) and realized i was wrong. so now it's +2
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Meatbone Wrote:
They actually had to put a little message on the screen during the commercial that said, "Viagra does not protect against sexually transmitted diseases". hahaha


That warning may not be too surprising.. consider that some people still believe they can't get Herpes if they wash immediately after having sex.
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G-Force Wrote:
Meatbone Wrote:
They actually had to put a little message on the screen during the commercial that said, "Viagra does not protect against sexually transmitted diseases". hahaha


That warning may not be too surprising.. consider that some people still believe they can't get Herpes if they wash immediately after having sex.


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...oh shit
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it was, but then i looked it up (because i'm a nerd) and realized i was wrong. so now it's +2


Ohmigod. You actually are fallible?

I don't know if I can recover from this. Next, I'm going to ring your alma mater and find out that the smartest man I ever knew, Jerry Federspiel (a/k/a retrovirus (his dj name)), never graduated.
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