i've never met the obner posters in this dream, so they were just like mannequins of what i've seen on flickr in the dream. their mouths didn't even move when they spoke. it was a little odd. anyway...

yail and i were in a car going through a car wash and we parked in a lot where the senator was sitting on a lawnchair. he started yelling at yail about the type of wax on the car. and yail said that what he used was really good. and then i got out of the car and went to a black mercedes that had a microphone in the trunk. and some guy came over and started singing into the microphone while yail and the senator looked on in disbelief. and then i talked with someone about their taxes. the end.

He heh. They really would argue about car wax, too. Something would get thrown.

Yeah and things like "Only a complete fucking idiot would use that fucking wax, bitch" and "The next time you wax a car will be the first time, you lazy fuck" would be tossed about in LOUD voices for HOURS>

Phil, I dreamed that I was at a Liquid Soul show with my parents. "Cabbage Roll" was being played over and over again and no one but me seemed to notice. You had a mullet and were swinging your bass around like Victor Wooten. Bumpus was in the background playing triangles. I think the venue might've been the Aragon.

And I opened this thread thinking, someone else didn't dream about me last night. And then you dreamt of me!

Thanks.

My Obner Dream Cherry has been popped. I guess the mention of a wiffle ball game got me so excited I dreamt that I took a train to New York and was super pissed because it got delayed and I missed the wiffle ball game that I wasn't invited to. I had this idea that everyone would be surprised and excited that I showed up.

What a lame dream.

If this ever starts happening to me, I'm in trouble...

I think it's rather cool.

I had a weird dream last night... I was having phone sex with Yail Bloor, on Skype, during a Hip-D podcast. But it was like Stephen Hawking phone sex (think "Family Guy" when Brian went back to college) and we had weird robot voices. And FT was in the background coaching us. And Z was waiting in my living room with his bike helmet and a pair of biking shorts on... no shirt, no shoes, just biking shorts and a helmet.

I guess it's not so weird, though...
- I talked about phone sex on the board yesterday
- I did talk to Bloor on Skype last night
- Z was in my living room at one point, wearing a bike helmet, but he was appropriately clothed otherwise

Since this was bumped, I have never dreamt of any Obnerians, but I would really like to take a picture in front of Bloor's gigantic american flag, or whoever owns it amongst the Georgian/former Georgian folks.

For some reason, the term "underqualified" immediately comes to mind. (haha)

I recently had an Obner dream.

I can't even remember who was in in though. I think it might have been you, FT.

I had an obner dream last night... I met Z and red. I'm not sure where I was at, but I knew it was them, but Z looked differently than his obner photo... like, REMARKABLY different... like 12 year old boy with a bowl haircut different... but it was him, I swear!

I had a fucking bizarre obner dream for the 3 hours I slept last night. A hurricane or something hit Selma, and everyone used my house as a staging point to come down and help.
At some point there was a stereo argument between OPA!, FT, and Drinky, and Radcliffe smashed the stereo with a hockey stick, produced some acetate of a Stones show with The Faces as the opener and basically stood in front of it and enforced the law that this was what was gonna be played.
The only other thing I remember is somehow it ended up as a HUGE party, and me and neuroboy (who had a fine new wave haircut for some reason) spent most of the time locked in my office (which looked exactly like Bloor's office at Redlands) discussing politics (he wanted to run for Congress) and snorting blow....

um, how is this different from real life for you, Dave?

It wasn't a dream, Dave.

i had a dream that i was in a room with tania, dri, stacey and opa and we were searching through craigslist looking for gaymandates.

wow. it's always funny when your dreams don't match up names and faces, but you're like, "i KNOW it was them." and this may even be when you've never met the person.

ALSO, i had a dream that katie (a princess) was a jack bauer-like person. and my apartment had a bomb in it. the bomb squad bailed and it was just me and her in the apartment. she was trying to defuse it and i was trying to grab anything valuable. we had 5 minutes to get out, but she told me she'd defuse it and i wouldn't have to worry about losing my apartment. for some reason, that sounded totally acceptable and i put the things down and sat on the couch. then she got something to drink, called some people, invited them over, etc. and i'm standing there like, "WHAT THE FUCK?! WE HAVE FIVE MINUTES BEFORE MY APARTMENT EXPLODES! DO NOT ORGANIZE A PARTY!" i was not too happy, especially when people showed up.

you were in one of my dreams last night, and it totally weirded me out. and that's all i'm going to say.

Wow.

This must be the week for obner dreams.

I had one two nights ago.

Josh had taken the baby to michigan for the weekend(???) and Robotboy came over to my place to take me to a party at some woods where a bunch of other obners would be.

So we walked there and there were people in this baseball field hanging out and there was a scoreboard up, but for what I don't know. Derek showed up with his wife, but it wasn't his actual wife though it was supposed to be her.

Then at some point Tania tried strangling FT after a particularly heated fight. Then Ryan(robotboy) kept trying to get me to drink beer telling me it was ok since the baby was gone for a few days it was ok for me to drink finally. That I deserved some beer.

Then I woke up.

How is your little one?

Crabby at the moment and wondering wht the weird things in mom's hair are(I have rollers in).

i do love getting people drunk, especially new mothers

Wow. What the fuck are you people eating before bed?

And Promethium: I'm not sure where the flag is, but I do know we folded it back up and put it in the box that former President Bill Clinton sent it in when my buddy Hassler's dad passed...

Maybe at SXSW we'll set up another flag and I'll reopen my American Flag series.