So I am wasting my friday night drinking a bottle of Shiraz and watching Toledo play Kansas on ESPN2. They have to have the fattest head coaches in college football right now, Tom Amstutz and Mark Mangino.
Take a look at these svelte gentlemen.

maybe how much their teams suck matches their waist size. theres gotta be a reason for jim tressel being a toothpick. and charlie weis doesnt count.

That would be true if Al Golden of Temple and Ted Roof of Duke were very large men, but they aren't.

Ralph Friedgen was a great assistant coach.

My thing on Weiss is: Why the fuck does he pull up his pants so high?

yeah, i chuckle a little bit every time i see him. the guy looks 80 years old with those paints.

Halftime,
that last QB by Toledo was pretty good.

I really hate Mark May, I really wish dumbass Trev Alberts was still employed by ESPN, so he could lay him out.
He's so freaking smug calling for USC to score 50 on Nebraska. I can't wait to see his face when he sees 40,000 Husker fans taking up half the stadium.

i thought this thread was about pot

That dude looks insane.

Also, the preffered appelation is "Big Fat Fuck Bowl"

For the first year or two at KU, he had to manage practice via a golf cart. I think he almost had a heart attack once on the practice field.

I prefer the "How Does Dude Wipe Bowl".

You could also say, They haven't seen their own penis in ten years or more bowl.

the dude behind the fat fuck?

I believe we actually have some home movies of Mangino as a child...



Back then, he was known simply as "Mangene."