Or bugging Wilco's tour manager till he makes me the drum and/or bass tech.

Sure, i'd be a roadie. Wouldn't you?

Yeah but you'd have to shave your head and paint yourself blue.


Is fame really worth that???

Sheeeet. You fucking a' right it is. Or this one (NSFW, but not really nude.)

shaving my head is my preferred look.

I think i'm an inch too short to try out to be an actual blue man, but i can be a bassist in the pit.

and blue man's bassists are behind a dark sheet of glass, and they don't have to shave or paint.

This is true, but then you're stuck being the bassist.

it's better than being a teacher.

I would much rather see you play "Cabbage Roll" at the Jazz Cafe than not see you while watching Blue Man Group, but that's just me.

All those Smurfs.....Just one Smurfette.....

I'm sure their is alot of episodes that just didn't make it to TV......

Legendary thread bump of the day:

First instance of NSFW on The Obner.

I know where Tony Margherita lives. You want I should pay him a visit?

My friend Jason auditioned for BMG. He made it to the absolute final finals and lost to some douchebag in NYC. He's the best drummer I know, 6'2, thin, already f'ing bald for f's sake and he lost.

Is there a Jam equivalent down there? You might try bugging them for work. I know that Jam up here is always looking for PAs.

You should play Chapman Stick!\
But yeah, go for it.

Was his name Tobias Fünke?

<- just blue himself

and no one will be able to tell if you're choking.