Friday: Hand in my grant to my ex-future boss sometime tomorrow morning and pray to the science gods that it goes through. Go for groceries and liquor. Pick up some wings for dinner. Drink until my kidneys fail.

Sat/Sun: Cook up some back ribs for dinner and try and replicate whatever the hell I did last weekend that made them so damn good. And then do nothing the rest of the weekend. Goddamned Saskatoon.

jason, this is truly the worst part of it. i advise you to close your eyes or squint really hard.

please god let me never make babies---or at least be heavily sedated if I do.

This weekend?

hehehehe...

Today - working this afternoon, then do a bit of study

Saturday - heading in to the State Library to get some last minute research done. Then some washing etc

Sunday - bit of work in the morning, pack, fly to Adelaide for uni games, start drinking on the plane, do my best to give myself alcohol poisoning every night for a week while somehow managing to drag myself around a hockey field during the day...

I started my weekend last night. I had class, worked, had class, then I bought the cutest bike ever. It's a bright pink cruiser. It has a light, radio, horn.. it's adorable. The tires are black with white strips on the inside. I love it. It is fucking amazing and now I don't want to do anything but ride my bike.

So I rode my bike all of last night, encountered a dude named Clarence on the street who had been shot 16 times, showed me his scars, and freestyle rapped for me.
Then I ate too much pizza at a friends house, watched him play video games, and some guy I gave my number to last night (thinking he was relatively cool, turns out i'm wrong) invited me into a threesome. I stayed at my friends house.

Today I have class and then i'm working all day, then there are two parties i'm probably going to.. tomorrow night i'm going to spend with my brother who is moving to California next week.

Sunday I work. I thought something more exciting was going on. Not really.

These kinds of random scenarios you keep coming up with reminds me so much of one of my friends.

In a good way of course

Hey CP, haven't seen you around these parts much lately.

Did you move and go away to school? What ended up happening with the school thing?

<--out of the loop

my best friend's husband poked it when it was in a bowl after the birth. he said it felt like rubber.

and polly, i'm always accepting guests for pancakes, but i believe there's a bit of a distance problem between me and you & mr. six. come to chicago, i'll make pancakes. they'll be square and most likely burned, but they'll taste good.

please mail me 3 pancakes. a COD is on the way.

Today: doing some shit for work but most impostantly: reconnecting the toilet and moving stuff back into the bathroom I just retiled so my fiance doesnt leave me. (weve been reduced to our guest bathrom which necessitates walking across the house for middle of the night pisses); Tonight I'll probably go get a steak at her restaraunt then watch CSI and part 2 of the Warhol special I DVR'd last night...

Saturday: Leaving early in the morning to scoop up Uncle Brian and head up to Athens for Rick Derris Tailgate & UGA/Colarado. Head back after game...

Sunday: Clean house and do laundry while watching football and monitoring wagers.

Tonight: Grilling some steaks and watching a movie with my girl.

Tomorrow: Walking in the park and taking lots of fall photographs.

Sunday: No plans yet. Jackass 2 maybe?

Tonight: Very little
Tomorrow: Find a place in the UK that has the OSU/PSU game
Sunday: See tonight... unless I go out in the evening.

Tonight: Ben Kweller / Sam Roberts at the Avalon, then hopefully meet up with Dri and Stacey for post-show cocktails.

Saturday: Clean house, chill, Serena Maneesh at the Troubadour, and hopefully meet up again with Dri and Stacey.

Sunday: Sleep in, laundry, Massive Attack / TVOTR at the Hollywood Bowl where I'm meeting up with the tag team again.

Random shit happens to me all the time. It's weird. Last night a guy tried to pawn off a stolen bike on one of my friends. My friend took my brand new bike, told me he wasn't drunk, rode it around the block, and got stopped by a cop because he was a guy riding a pink bike down a sketchy alley. I went running over to the situation to make sure my bike was okay. He told the cop it belonged to a girl he's trying to date, which isn't true, but it belonged to me and i'm a girl so when I ran up it made the situation accurate in her eyes. So I got my bike and he didn't get in trouble over nothing.

This street is weird. There is this marine guy that hangs out with these people across the street from my friends house and he pulls shotguns on people a lot.
It's a weird street.

there's a show down the street tonight. i've been told the opener is quite good. i will probably go to that. and then i may go to a friend's dj night afterward. i may be in the beginning stages of a cold, though.

tomorrow's plan is to watch college football and possibly clean part of my kitchen. (i hate cleaning the kitchen even more than the bathroom.)

i don't know what's on the agenda for sunday.

let me guess, Grace st?

Pancakes in Chicago sounds good to me. I'd actually really love to visit Chicago again. I passed through there in 1993 on a family trip and wished I could have longer. I remember visiting a good record shop (can't remember the name).

(placenta in a bowl... not so much)

That sounds wicked.

maybe if you'd stop standing in the rain, whining about shit that happened a long time ago that just doesn't matter, you wouldn't be sick.

i'm just sayin'...


(the churro's still angry)

Today: Doing some work in the morning. Finishing up knocking out some walls in the basement (I love doing demo shit). Maybe start painting the stairs down to the basement, maybe. Plus Cap'N is coming over to practice for a beneift we're playing tomorrow.

Tomorrow: Playing said benefit at a park in the pouring rain. Missing every football game on. But whatever. Free food, good cause, playing with Cap for the first time since like, shit I don't know when. Stopping by a Octoberfest themed party for a little bit then going out for a fine steak dinner with my girl to celebrate her birthday. Mass booze/food will be consumed.

Sunday: Watching my girl open her birthday presents. Should be cool. Probably catching a flick. FOOTBALL.

I don't hang out on Grace. Marshall is where I am 99% of my life.

jasmine, quit yelling at todd.

i have no idea. i'm off work until tuesday so i'm sure it'll be something fun. i want to see jackass 2 sometime this weekend and hopefully i'll be drinking at some point.

i'm working all weekend and getting a new phone since my phone mic died. plus i'm in delaware. great f'n weekend.