I wrote two jokes today.

alongwaltz. · **Posted:** Sat Sep 23, 2006 1:30 am

1) What's a person in need of a prescription's favorite kind of farm?

ayah · **Joined:** Mon Oct 25, 2004 12:03 pm **Posts:** 6402

are you out of albums to rate?

alongwaltz. · **Posted:** Sat Sep 23, 2006 2:20 am

ayah Wrote:

are you out of albums to rate?

Took a break from the album list pile to focus on some piles of albums I needed to listen to and select tracks from for mixtapes for friends.

cherry chapstick · **Posted:** Sat Sep 23, 2006 6:22 am

alongwaltz Wrote:

1) What's a person in need of a prescription's favorite kind of farm?

farm AC?

Finch Platte · **Posted:** Sat Sep 23, 2006 10:18 am

alongwaltz Wrote:

1) What's a person in need of a prescription's favorite kind of farm?

A 'farm'-acy.

Took me all night to figure that one out. 8)

Edit: I didn't see cherry's post, I swear!

cherry chapstick · **Posted:** Sat Sep 23, 2006 10:26 am

What's the second joke? Quick! While I'm waiting for iTunes to re-install...

Dalen · **Posted:** Sat Sep 23, 2006 10:36 am

feelin' lonely eh?

cherry chapstick · **Posted:** Sat Sep 23, 2006 10:40 am

Dalen Wrote:

feelin' lonely eh?

Yes, Apple has stood me up. I'm feeling pretty sorry for myself

alongwaltz. · **Posted:** Sat Sep 23, 2006 12:51 pm

Finch Platte Wrote:

alongwaltz Wrote:

1) What's a person in need of a prescription's favorite kind of farm?

A 'farm'-acy.

Took me all night to figure that one out. 8)

Seriously? I thought I phrased the question so that it was blatantly obvious.

alongwaltz. · **Posted:** Sat Sep 23, 2006 12:51 pm

2) What's the worst crime a human being can inflict on humanity?

ptrck · **Joined:** Wed Oct 27, 2004 10:55 pm **Posts:** 5568

alongwaltz Wrote:

2) What's the worst crime a human being can inflict on humanity?

timmyjoe42 · **Posted:** Sat Sep 23, 2006 1:08 pm

ding ding

jewels santana · **Joined:** Thu Nov 04, 2004 2:36 pm **Posts:** 10198

alongwaltz Wrote:

2) What's the worst crime a human being can inflict on humanity?

alongwaltz. · **Posted:** Sat Sep 23, 2006 3:37 pm

That's more snarky than funny.

south pacific · **Posted:** Sat Sep 23, 2006 6:48 pm

You're all wrong. The correct answer is:

ptrck · **Joined:** Wed Oct 27, 2004 10:55 pm **Posts:** 5568

Actually, I think weve managed a three way tie for first. the 'real' answer becomes moot at this point.

south pacific · **Posted:** Sat Sep 23, 2006 7:13 pm

I hear you. Blueberry Boat is a good contender and a worthy pick.

I also nominate this stinking pile of shit.

rogneeb · **Joined:** Mon Oct 25, 2004 1:07 pm **Posts:** 12618

if you bought an album with that cover you have no one but yourself to blame.

Dalen · **Posted:** Sat Sep 23, 2006 7:24 pm

south pacific and saint patrick saved this failing thread.

DumpJack · **Posted:** Sat Sep 23, 2006 7:29 pm

Of Montreal - The Gay Parade

A crime so horrible it was featured on Law and Order: Special Victims Unit

Elvis Fu · **Posted:** Sat Sep 23, 2006 7:41 pm

Dickie Waivers 74 Wrote:

if you bought an album with that cover you have no one but yourself to blame.