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 Post subject: Hypothetical on the Adam Carolla show
PostPosted: Thu Oct 05, 2006 1:31 pm 
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Sex with a freshly deceased (aneurysm) Scarlett Johansson or a 250 lb. chick with a heartbeat?

Answers were surprising


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I wish this show would fail, so he could go back to "LoveLine". The guy they have co-hosting that show now is a douche.


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I wish this show would fail, so he could go back to "LoveLine". The guy they have co-hosting that show now is a douche.


Who is there now? Haven't listened since he left.


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Define "freshly."

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 Post subject: Re: Hypothetical on the Adam Carolla show
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gregrey Wrote:
Sex with a freshly deceased (aneurysm) Scarlett Johansson or a 250 lb. chick with a heartbeat?



Both!!!


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..and at the same time!


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 Post subject: Re: Hypothetical on the Adam Carolla show
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gregrey Wrote:
Answers were surprising

how so? please explain.

scarlett johansson is gorgeous and all that, but the only way i'd fuck a dead person is if i were sharing duty with a defibrillator and it wasn't completely hopeless. (could you imagine seeing the white light in the tunnel, then springing back to life under those circumstances? ignore the obvious immorality of the situation for a second and think about it.)


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gregrey Wrote:
Diggity Dawg Wrote:
I wish this show would fail, so he could go back to "LoveLine". The guy they have co-hosting that show now is a douche.


Who is there now? Haven't listened since he left.


They went thru a ton of guest hosts for a few months, but the premanent gig seems to have gone to some goober named "Striker" :roll: who I take it used to be a KROQ DJ. He's a fucking dork, & not even a tenth as funny as the Aceman was.


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gregrey Wrote:
Answers were surprising

how so? please explain.

scarlett johansson is gorgeous and all that, but the only way i'd fuck a dead person is if i were sharing duty with a defibrillator and it wasn't completely hopeless. (could you imagine seeing the white light in the tunnel, then springing back to life under those circumstances? ignore the obvious immorality of the situation for a second and think about it.)



Let's just say if you were a fat chick, hearing that segment did nothing for your self esteem.


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gregrey Wrote:
Diggity Dawg Wrote:
I wish this show would fail, so he could go back to "LoveLine". The guy they have co-hosting that show now is a douche.


Who is there now? Haven't listened since he left.


They went thru a ton of guest hosts for a few months, but the premanent gig seems to have gone to some goober named "Striker" :roll: who I take it used to be a KROQ DJ. He's a fucking dork, & not even a tenth as funny as the Aceman was.


Yeah he used to fill in occasionally when Adam was in NY doing the Stern show. He would be last on my list to fill Adam's shoes. Too bad David Allen Greer (grier?) wasn't available.


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Grier is funny when he's on the show, but I dunno about him on a nightly basis. I think it might get old pretty fast.


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How about this one...

Either never ever have sex again (masturbation included)

Or have sex with everyone in this picture




















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