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Modem · **Posted:** Fri Oct 06, 2006 5:18 pm

"keep on loogin' "

red · **Joined:** Fri Jun 17, 2005 5:34 am **Posts:** 5009

Timis Wrote:

Man, what do you do when you've been out on a bunch of dates with this guy and he seems like "the one", you're thinking about introducing him to your grandma and then on that perfect night when you're going to seal the deal, he takes off his shirt and this is what you're faced with. Three decades of cheese rock. I also think Randy "Roads" is spelled wrong. Isn't it "Rhodes"? I mean, Whitesnake is awesome, but I don't want it tattooed on my guy's back. Or front.

edit: If those were all indie rock bands (Pavement, Yo La Tengo, Broken Social Scene, etc.), I would jump his shit in a heartbeat.

Timis · **Posted:** Fri Oct 06, 2006 5:24 pm

Red Wrote:

If those were all indie rock bands (Pavement, Yo La Tengo, Broken Social Scene, etc.), I would jump his shit in a heartbeat.

hahaha - funny

Cotton · **Joined:** Mon Oct 25, 2004 6:12 pm **Posts:** 17155

hey ladies, i'magine you meet a guy you really like, and you end up back at your place and things are getting hot and he pulls off his shirt to reveal THIS

red Wrote:

edit: If those were all indie rock bands (Pavement, Yo La Tengo, Broken Social Scene, etc.), I would jump his shit in a heartbeat.

I've got a couple of notebooks and rear windows from high school that I should introduce you to.

red · **Joined:** Fri Jun 17, 2005 5:34 am **Posts:** 5009

dear god, i'd probably start to giggle and run away. that's scary.

Aural Fixation · **Posted:** Fri Oct 06, 2006 5:43 pm

Egads!!

Stone red's dark sunshine · **Joined:** Mon Oct 25, 2004 2:17 pm **Posts:** 1096

Firehouse.

Heh heh.

Edit: what are the odds that those are real?

Promethium · **Posted:** Fri Oct 06, 2006 6:45 pm

Red Wrote:

If those were all indie rock bands (Pavement, Yo La Tengo, Broken Social Scene, etc.), I would jump his shit in a heartbeat.

What about those indie bands that sellout and are no longer cool to like, then you are sort of fucked. Plus, how indie is it to have tattoos of indie bands? Are you less indie because you are a walking advertisement or more indie because you'd have that permanently etched into your flesh.

south pacific · **Posted:** Fri Oct 06, 2006 6:50 pm

Each of those hair metal bands paid him $10 each for the advertising space, much like those corporate decals on race cars.

20 years later the dude still thinks it was worth it.

pollysix · **Joined:** Tue Oct 26, 2004 2:56 am **Posts:** 5174

the redworm Wrote:

hey ladies, i'magine you meet a guy you really like, and you end up back at your place and things are getting hot and he pulls off his shirt to reveal THIS

good lard.

red · **Joined:** Fri Jun 17, 2005 5:34 am **Posts:** 5009

Promethium Wrote:

Red Wrote:

If those were all indie rock bands (Pavement, Yo La Tengo, Broken Social Scene, etc.), I would jump his shit in a heartbeat.

What about those indie bands that sellout and are no longer cool to like, then you are sort of fucked. Plus, how indie is it to have tattoos of indie bands? Are you less indie because you are a walking advertisement or more indie because you'd have that permanently etched into your flesh.

Sshhh... you're ruining my indie wet dream. I want a back full of Win Butler and Stuart Murdoch and Stevie Jackson. Yesss.

Hegel · **Posted:** Fri Oct 06, 2006 7:03 pm

pollysix Wrote:

the redworm Wrote:

hey ladies, i'magine you meet a guy you really like, and you end up back at your place and things are getting hot and he pulls off his shirt to reveal THIS

good lard.

despite the horrific-ness that someone got that tattooed on themselves, it's really quite well done.

Mr. Mister · **Posted:** Fri Oct 06, 2006 7:09 pm

all that, and no slayer?

nick · **Posted:** Fri Oct 06, 2006 7:36 pm

dude, mr cool ice will fuck you up

Dalen · **Posted:** Fri Oct 06, 2006 7:39 pm

nick Wrote:

dude, mr cool ice will fuck you up

shiv · **Posted:** Fri Oct 06, 2006 8:31 pm

red Wrote:

I also think Randy "Roads" is spelled wrong. Isn't it "Rhodes"?

I think he's using the big R for both names.

[img][650:488]http://www.truemetal.org/metalwallpaper/images/tribute.jpg[/img]

ayah · **Joined:** Mon Oct 25, 2004 12:03 pm **Posts:** 6402

the redworm Wrote:

hey people, imagine you meet a girl you kinda like, and you end up back at her place and she pulls off his shirt to reveal....massive quantities of ink including tatooed autographs of john waters, mink stole and charles nelson reilly

Natural Mike · **Posted:** Fri Oct 06, 2006 8:46 pm

Dalen Wrote:

nick Wrote:

dude, mr cool ice will fuck you up

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

http://cruft.starblind.net/bad_tattoos/ ... oolice.mpg

Cotton · **Joined:** Mon Oct 25, 2004 6:12 pm **Posts:** 17155

is that sunglasses he got done on the back of his neck? or a bra? because either way it's fucking awesome.

alongwaltz. · **Posted:** Fri Oct 06, 2006 9:25 pm

I'm laughing so hard at Ice. Classic.

red · **Joined:** Fri Jun 17, 2005 5:34 am **Posts:** 5009

"Holy shit, I hope my tattoo is as cool as Ice's"

Elvis Fu · **Posted:** Fri Oct 06, 2006 10:43 pm

ayah Wrote:

the redworm Wrote:

hey people, imagine you meet a girl you kinda like, and you end up back at her place and she pulls off his shirt to reveal....massive quantities of ink including tatooed autographs of john waters, mink stole and charles nelson reilly

Elvis Fu · **Posted:** Fri Oct 06, 2006 10:45 pm

Hegel-Oh's Wrote:

pollysix Wrote:

the redworm Wrote:

hey ladies, i'magine you meet a guy you really like, and you end up back at your place and things are getting hot and he pulls off his shirt to reveal THIS

good lard.

despite the horrific-ness that someone got that tattooed on themselves, it's really quite well done.

I like how the nipples look like cold sores.

Postmersh · **Posted:** Fri Oct 06, 2006 10:57 pm

red Wrote:

Promethium Wrote:

Red Wrote:

If those were all indie rock bands (Pavement, Yo La Tengo, Broken Social Scene, etc.), I would jump his shit in a heartbeat.

What about those indie bands that sellout and are no longer cool to like, then you are sort of fucked. Plus, how indie is it to have tattoos of indie bands? Are you less indie because you are a walking advertisement or more indie because you'd have that permanently etched into your flesh.

Sshhh... you're ruining my indie wet dream. I want a back full of Win Butler and Stuart Murdoch and Stevie Jackson. Yesss.

Step 1: Henna
Step 2: Fly to Chitown
Step 3: Hope that it's not 30 below with the windchill
Step 4: Pull a Jimbo

"My shirt is chafing me. Do you mind if I take it off?"

Step 5: Cross fingers and hope for the best...

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