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woke up this morning with a pimple on the inside of my nostril, and it hurts like a motherfucker. Oh, and I have work today. Thanks for nothing, you genocidal douchebag.

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Maybe it's smallpox.

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well then someone better get me some goddamned firewater.

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 Post subject: Re: stupid Columbus
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woke up this morning with a pimple on the inside of my nostril, and it hurts like a motherfucker.


...:shock:... me TOO! If I even think about moving my nose it feels like I'm being stabbed in the face with an ice pick. What the hell?! Is this universal payback for something I did? Whatever it was I'm sorry. So, sooooo sorry.

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Maybe it's a herpetic lesion spread online.

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south pacific Wrote:
Maybe it's a herpetic lesion spread online.


say you're sorry for passing it on! tsk tsk.

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As a Chicago Bears fan I bleed orange and blue, thus I am immune to such petty diseases.

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Cap'n Squirrgle Wrote:
Whatever it was I'm sorry. So, sooooo sorry.


seriously. I keep wincing every couple minutes, and because it's invisble to anyone else, people in the in the office think I've developed a tic or something.

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I'm just concentrating on not moving my face much. I'm sure that looks tooootally normal.

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[quote="Bloor"]He's either done too much and should stay out of the economy, done too little because unemployment isn't 0%, is a dumb ingrate who wasn't ready for the job or a brilliant mastermind who has taken over all aspects of our lives and is transforming us into a Stalinist style penal economy where Christian Whites are fed into meat grinders. Very confusing[/quote]


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Cap'n Squirrgle Wrote:
I'm just concentrating on not moving my face much. I'm sure that looks tooootally normal.


just tell em you had botox, then try not to laugh at the looks of disbelief.

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Cap'n Squirrgle Wrote:
I'm just concentrating on not moving my face much. I'm sure that looks tooootally normal.


just tell em you had botox, then try not to laugh at the looks of disbelief.


I'd never pull it off. "Ha ha OUCH ha ha Dammit This Hurts ha ha ha"

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I know, mission impossible. But it was a funny thought. perhaps for a day when it didn't hurt to laugh, you can try that one out for fun.

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I don't eat it every morning, I do however, pull it out sometimes.


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what's going on here? i just woke up...

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shiv Wrote:
what's going on here? i just woke up...


Nasal Zits

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shiv Wrote:
what's going on here? i just woke up...


How come I work more than you "through rain through sleet through snow" motherfuckers, anyway?

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shiv Wrote:
what's going on here? i just woke up...


How come I work more than you "through rain through sleet through snow" motherfuckers, anyway?


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shiv Wrote:
what's going on here? i just woke up...


my god man.

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Nasal zits and zits inside the ear are some of the worse pains imaginable. Also on my list are the sores after you bite the inside of your cheek, as this is the time you will decide to eat the most spicy food for a week straight.

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I get those inner nose zits when I pluck the long nose hairs.


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worst topic ever. seriously. and that is saying a lot.

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worst topic ever. seriously. and that is saying a lot.


worst than parody threads? i think not.

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Thanks for nothing, you genocidal douchebag.


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Thanks for nothing, you genocidal douchebag.


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I don't think the Tainos had them long things those guys are holding.

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