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 Post subject: Sex On A Plane (Fun and NSFW)
PostPosted: Tue Oct 10, 2006 12:33 am 
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Make your next flight a bit more interesting with this handy guide.

Airplane Sex Guide

For your own safety and comfort and that of your fellow passengers and crew, please observe the following regulations when engaging in in-flight sex.

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Hand Job
To initiate a hand job, unzip the fly of the passenger seated immediately next to you, freeing his penis. Grasping the shaft firmly, use a brisk up-and-down motion until climax is achieved. Flight attendants may provide moist towelettes for cleanup. Hot towels are available to our first-class passengers

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Blow Job
To initiate a blow job, unzip the fly of the passenger seated immediately next to you, freeing his penis. Rotate your torso 90 degrees and flex at the waist until your mouth contacts the recipient’s hard on. Move head up and down as indicated. Passengers who are unable or prefer not to swallow may use the paper receptacle bags located in the forward seat pocket. After use, give the bag to a flight attendant for disposal.

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Cunnilingus
To avoid being overwhelmed by a foul odor, be sure that the commode lid is shut before your female partner is seated. If the commode is closed and you are still overwhelmed by a foul odor during cunnilingus, we suggest your partner review basic hygiene procedures. Unfortunately, due to space considerations, an in-flight bidet is not available.

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Intercourse - Doggy-Style Against Sink
Save time by using this position to wash your hands or fix your makeup while having sex. (PS - I've tried and tested this one, and yeah, it works great! - Dalen)

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Intercourse – Sitting on Commode
To maintain the aircraft's equilibrium, we ask that passengers refrain from riding the baloney pony too vigorously during flight.

More here: http://www.sextutor.com/plane/

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PostPosted: Tue Oct 10, 2006 12:46 am 
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Take this shit somewhere else.

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Finch Platte Wrote:
Take this shit somewhere else.


:lol:

nice avatar. that was fast.


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 Post subject: Re: Sex On A Plane (Fun and NSFW)
PostPosted: Tue Oct 10, 2006 1:30 am 
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Dalen Wrote:
(PS - I've tried and tested this one, and yeah, it works great! - Dalen)


Why does this not surprise me that this comment was in there?

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The only time I'll be on a plane this year is to Florida with my parents. Damn.

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The only time I'll be on a plane this year is to Florida with my parents. Damn.


kinky.

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sick, dude.

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sick, dude.


that was dalen hacking into my computer.

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For so many plane rides this year I really missed out on the plane "rides", dammit.

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So that's what they mean when they ask you to be in an upright position.


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 Post subject: Sex On A Plane (Fun and NSFW)
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Still he's leting her play with his snake on a plane.


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I had to move to Denver to join the Mile-high club.


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