I'm totally buying one of these babies.


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two words, cotton: Horse Cock

My step-dad used to have a t-shirt which read EAT SHI-ITE and had a picture of a F14 launching rockets towards the desert. I wish I'd stolen it, like I did his money belt.

i think the most offensive shirt i have says 'whatever bitch, i'm einstein' and has a pic of him. either that or the 'my baby is black' shirt, or maybe the thunderbirds are now shirt with eddie murphy and tom selleck tonguing each other.

I made a shirt with those Cooper Black Iron-on letters once..."CUNT".

i saw one the other day that said "youlooked a lot better on myspace"

this is the funniest thing i've read all day.
thank you, mutty.

Semen Lukin? That is a name, right there.

I've still got my "Necrophiliacs of Canada (the deader the better)" shirt from '76.

Other than that, just the usual assortment of "fuck off", "fuck off and die", "eat shit and die", etc..

i wish that i'd bought this one.

Had a "Jesus Forgives You. But I Don't." t-shirt years back, but it got me into a fight with a dude once when I DJ'd at the VFW.

Had a cross with a middle finger for the midbeam on it.

Shirt's probably still in a box of clothes somewhere.

i've seen those girls before--aren't they in a white supremacy folk band band? they scare the shit out of me.

They'll flip when they turn eighteen.

Anyway, I think it's more offensive that they are Napoleon Dynamite obsessives (though they would obviously not vote for Pedro).

Since I was like 14, I have always talked about making a shirt that on the front would read:

I LOVE HOOKERS


and on the back it would read:

I'D RATHER BE FUCKING

I saw a shirt once that had the alphabet on it. Below it, it said, "It's a white thing. You wouldn't understand it".

Another one I saw was some cartoon that had a fat middleaged guy in a wife-beater sitting at a table eating cereal. His less than attractive wife in a robe at the sink doing dishes had a caption up above her that said, "Whatcha eatin'?". The box of cereal on the table positioned just so you could read the brand was labeled, "Nuttin', Bitch".

the second one isn't so much offensive as it just makes me laugh.

From the old, old days when they didn't suck.

That is funny, dammit.

I think someone I work with has a coffee mug with that on it.

Also, this is a pretty rad shirt, though not something I'd personally wear.

My brother had a postcard that featured a really, really fat kid, maybe 14 years old or so. He wore a shit-eating grin and a t-shirt that said, "I FUCK ON THE FIRST DATE."

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Ohhh. I didn't understand it before when he wrote "nuttin". That makes more sense.

anyone remember the article in chunklet with the fake t-shirts?

"joy division is not a genre, asshole"
"virginia is for snipers"
"lesbian, the other white meat"
"tourettes, the ultimate freedom of speech"

I got sent home from school once for wearing a Beastie Boys concert shirt that said on the back:

GET OFF MY DICK