Hypothetical Situation #1

red · **Joined:** Fri Jun 17, 2005 5:34 am **Posts:** 5009

Number one, I'm with OPA on this one. Can't say that I'd masturbate, but I'd listen.

Number two, tell your friend to give the guy a knowing look when they run into each other in the hallway. Say something inappropriate like, "Can I have a go at her?" and they might be a little quieter.

Prince of Darkness · **Joined:** Mon Oct 25, 2004 11:41 am **Posts:** 11048

red Wrote:

Number one, I'm with OPA on this one. Can't say that I'd masturbate, but I'd listen.

Number two, tell your friend to give the guy a knowing look when they run into each other in the hallway. Say something inappropriate like, "Can I have a go at her?" and they might be a little quieter.

That will get your ass beat.

Give them a house warming gift of some ball gags.

catswilleatyou · **Posted:** Thu Oct 19, 2006 6:07 pm

i think the best option
is to fuck loudly back at them
or
if you can't find a partner
play porn with the volume high

Cap'n Squirrgle · **Posted:** Thu Oct 19, 2006 7:46 pm

catswilleatyou Wrote:

or if you can't find a partner, play Mr Bungle with the volume high

"Oh Mr Bungle - you smell so bad, but you fuck so good!"

Prince of Darkness · **Joined:** Mon Oct 25, 2004 11:41 am **Posts:** 11048

Cap'n Squirrgle Wrote:

catswilleatyou Wrote:

or if you can't find a partner, play Mr Bungle with the volume high

"Oh Mr Bungle - you smell so bad, but you fuck so good!"

Later baby, we'll talk business later... right now i want to make love to your beautiful, BEAUTIFUL body.

Cap'n Squirrgle · **Posted:** Thu Oct 19, 2006 7:59 pm

"oh I'm gonna get some, I got some, and there it is, it's right there in my hand..."

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