So, my 10-year old daughter sends this out to everyone in my address book this morning. That includes several corporate executives, a number of professors and even a doctor in Australia. Thanks, Marina, you got your genes from your dad alright.


Please send 1 billon tones of blue cheese to the following address for
inspection:
FORFIT LAKE,CANADAN APPLES,AFRICA


Thank you for your coroperation.

Sincererly,

The NCIA(National Cheese Inspectors of

Africa)

haha. that is AWEsome.

National Cheese Inspectors of Africa should be a band.

Wow, so important

She apparently figured out "reply all" while I was walking the dog this morning.

No. More like old friends padding their resumes.

Pretty creative. Me likes.

That might be the awesomest thing I read all week.
Give your daughter a high-five on my behalf.

Beats calling japan or some such.

Surely he can afford to send some cheese overseas.

How do I get a cheese package?

That one could be problematic. He was a guy my wife helped, ghostwriting on a children's book. But he turned out to be very odd. Intelligent but a manipulator and mind game dude who sometimes inhabited a parallel universe. Severely bipolar, I think. She told him to take a flying leap after about four months and several rough drafts. He spent more time trying to make her prove she was worthy of being paid and delving into her personal life, trying to be "fatherly," than actually working on his epic Pilgrim's-Progress-by-way-of-a-penguin-on-Phillip-Island children's book. She thinks the story was autobiographical and was masked as a kid's parable. Still has a rough draft here, but doesn't know if he ever hired another ghost writer. I think she made about 5-thousand off him before finally telling him to fuck himself.

Anyway, I should have removed his email address as he now has a request for cheese.