vincent gallo is insane [so what else is new?]

nick · **Posted:** Wed Oct 25, 2006 2:07 pm

my boss just fwded me this. needs no further explanation:

"BROWN Bunny" director Vincent Gallo, 45, has a new friend - Los Angeles "It" Girl Cory Kennedy, 16. Kennedy, who blogs about her nightlife exploits and dalliances with celebrities despite being underage, has called Gallo a "keeper" on her blog and posts pictures of them together. Asked to comment, Gallo - who stressed there is no sexual relationship between the two - told Page Six: "With the psychotic, middle-aged Madonna out there on the loose buying up all the stolen Negro babies in Africa, I felt it my social and humanitarian duty to take in any young, beautiful and sexy orphaned Jew teens running wild in Beverly Hills. Cory's a great kid, and I'm proud to be her daddy."

Mr. Mister · **Posted:** Wed Oct 25, 2006 2:09 pm

ayah · **Joined:** Mon Oct 25, 2004 12:03 pm **Posts:** 6402

vincent gallo is number two on my list of people in the art world who must be destroyed.
i cannot comment any further because my head will explode.

nick · **Posted:** Wed Oct 25, 2006 2:13 pm

ayah Wrote:

vincent gallo is number two on my list of people in the art world who must be destroyed.
i cannot comment any further because my head will explode.

if he is #2 i must know who #1 is, and more importantly, why.

robotboy · **Posted:** Wed Oct 25, 2006 2:13 pm

someone get that cory kennedy a cheeseburger or some pancakes

ugh

partlycloudy · **Posted:** Wed Oct 25, 2006 2:19 pm

that was hilarious

Kingfish · **Posted:** Wed Oct 25, 2006 2:21 pm

he's a hack for sure but I think it's pretty funny.

red · **Joined:** Fri Jun 17, 2005 5:34 am **Posts:** 5009

she reminds me of elizabeth wurtzel for some reason.

edit: eh, maybe not.

Modem · **Posted:** Wed Oct 25, 2006 4:25 pm

Crispin Glover wants to know where his love is.

hey look · **Posted:** Wed Oct 25, 2006 4:34 pm

awesome

Flying Rabbit · **Posted:** Wed Oct 25, 2006 4:57 pm

See, I really like Gallo. He's fun, and as long as you take his comments with the grain of salt they were intended, you can appreciate where he's coming from. I'm not saying everything he does is golden, but I do enjoy his retorts.

pollysix · **Joined:** Tue Oct 26, 2004 2:56 am **Posts:** 5174

ayah Wrote:

vincent gallo is number two on my list of people in the art world who must be destroyed.
i cannot comment any further because my head will explode.

What? You're sure you don't want to buy some of his sperm online?

MontyTheMongoose · **Posted:** Wed Oct 25, 2006 9:31 pm

An Irish Jew?

Oy vey. Now I've seen everything.

Run on corn-beef, aisle three.

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