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PostPosted: Wed Oct 25, 2006 9:07 pm 
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Actual conversation I just overheard at Blockbuster while picking up "Art School Confidential".

Young man is his late teens early 20's "wanna get this too?" handing his girlfriend, a very attractive young lady in late teens early 20's a DVD while she's standing in line already with another movie in her hand.

Girlfriend replies, "I have this. Yeah I have this." By this time it's their turn & she hands BOTH movies to the cashier.

"If you're so sure you have it why are we renting it?" the boyfriend replies, like anyone on the face of the earth with an ounce of common sense would.

"I don't know" she replies as she starts to hug him. They pay & they leave & I'm standing there thinking WTF just happened? Am I on a hidden camera show? Was she really THAT stupid? Was he really that stupid to go along with it? Did he at least have the pleasure of literally fucking her brains out? Or was she born that stupid? Does he get more of a payoff than a hug for putting up with that? Is it as painful to be with someone that stupid as it looks? Can he somehow lessen it by tricking her into not talking in public?

Has anyone ever dated anyone really stupid because of how hot they were (male or female) & just got fed up with how dumb they were? Do you have any insight for me? I'm really confused. Honestly I knew that stupid people existed but this was a real eye opener. I mean I'm no genius but Good God that was bad.

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Did he at least have the pleasure of literally fucking her brains out?


Can't imagine that would be too pleasurable.


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Maybe the name of the movie was "Extremely Tight Holes."


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You know how I knew they had "the dumb"?

The one was even contemplating the rental of Art School Confidential. Stupid, insipid even, movie... I mean, film.


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Maybe the name of the movie was "Extremely Tight Holes."


I just spit out soda. That was funny as all get up.


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Awww. So cute. They have the "warm fuzzies" for each other.


In a few months when he's tired of boning her he'll dump her stupid ass. Guaranteed, tight hole or no tight hole.

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I believe she didn't really own the movie and just didn't want to see it, but then she started to cave. Rather than look bad or wrong, she played dumb and rented it. The hug, even though it is a rather tame public display of affection, was a sign that he was definitely getting some that night.

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The hug, even though it is a rather tame public display of affection, was a sign that he was definitely getting some that night.



And also that she was talking shit..Wasn't sure if she had the movie after she said she did ..And hugged her boyfriend to distract him from the fact that she is an idiot and was talking shit just to talk.


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The hug, even though it is a rather tame public display of affection, was a sign that he was definitely getting some that night.



And also that she was talking shit..Wasn't sure if she had the movie after she said she did ..And hugged her boyfriend to distract him from the fact that she is an idiot and was talking shit just to talk.


Cool avatar.

As to the encounter, who cares?

Maybe she was going to tell the clerk that she didn't want it, and was distracted by the fact that she wanted it.

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seriously, you guys all need to start having more sex.


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seriously, you guys all need to start having more sex.


its hard to have sex while living in your parent's basement spending all of your free time dreaming of new obner usernames to spring upon the world.

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seriously, you guys all need to start having more sex.


its hard to have sex while living in your parent's basement spending all of your free time dreaming of new obner usernames to spring upon the world.


The judges would have also accepted, "If I wanted to read something stupid, I would go check out the shoe thread".

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fick or treat Wrote:
seriously, you guys all need to start having more sex.


its hard to have sex while living in your parent's basement spending all of your free time dreaming of new obner usernames to spring upon the world.


Why, I resemble that remark!

That said, for all you boys talk of "outkicking your coverage", I have to say, I am not so exceedingly self-regarding to believe that I should be allowed to outkick my coverage. & whether you believe me, I have had the opportunity presented, several times. But I am a realist, & each time, I have demured.

But I would have done anything to make my evening with Shawna Westerdale last, forever. (For her, I would have outkicked my coverage, then would have had Martin Gramatica attempt the game-saving tackle.)


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seriously, you guys all need to start having more sex.


Durrrrrr.

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seriously, you guys all need to start having more sex.


its hard to have sex while living in your parent's basement spending all of your free time dreaming of new obner usernames to spring upon the world.


Never has truer words been spoken.

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rparis74 Wrote:
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seriously, you guys all need to start having more sex.


its hard to have sex while living in your parent's basement spending all of your free time dreaming of new obner usernames to spring upon the world.


Never has a better promo been cut.


But, as with many "promos", the support presented is weak timber, so while the premise remains true, the evidence is scant (if at all).


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rparis74 Wrote:
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seriously, you guys all need to start having more sex.


its hard to have sex while living in your parent's basement spending all of your free time dreaming of new obner usernames to spring upon the world.


Why, I resemble that remark!

That said, for all you boys talk of "outkicking your coverage", I have to say, I am not so exceedingly self-regarding to believe that I should be allowed to outkick my coverage. & whether you believe me, I have had the opportunity presented, several times. But I am a realist, & each time, I have demured.

But I would have done anything to make my evening with Shawna Westerdale last, forever. (For her, I would have outkicked my coverage, then would have had Martin Gramatica attempt the game-saving tackle.)


The fact that he failed to square peg-round hole a nickisnotdead rant into that jumble of metaphors, allusions and innuendo suggests that our man montague is, in fact, slipping.

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you can always tell how dumb people are by the amount of hugs the give/ask for. It's pretty much a perfectly proportional relationship between intelligence and hugging.

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crutches of destruction Wrote:
rparis74 Wrote:
fick or treat Wrote:
seriously, you guys all need to start having more sex.


its hard to have sex while living in your parent's basement spending all of your free time dreaming of new obner usernames to spring upon the world.


Why, I resemble that remark!

That said, for all you boys talk of "outkicking your coverage", I have to say, I am not so exceedingly self-regarding to believe that I should be allowed to outkick my coverage. & whether you believe me, I have had the opportunity presented, several times. But I am a realist, & each time, I have demured.

But I would have done anything to make my evening with Shawna Westerdale last, forever. (For her, I would have outkicked my coverage, then would have had Martin Gramatica attempt the game-saving tackle.)


The fact that he failed to square peg-round hole a nickisnotdead rant into that jumble of metaphors, allusions and innuendo suggests that our man montague is, in fact, slipping.


Ah, yes -- yet another "low-self-esteem, marginally attractive" welp who outkicks his coverage, regularly, & gleefully.

There, you like that, wanker?

Piss the fuck off. Until you realize that my largest complaint -- really, possibly, my only complaint -- is the double standard (one for the people deemed hip & pretty & sometimes witty, one for the ugly (in all manner of that concept) people), then you'll shut the f up about "square pegging/corn holing".

As it is, let me just say: [completion deleted].

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Damen Wrote:
Has anyone ever dated anyone really stupid because of how hot they were (male or female) & just got fed up with how dumb they were?


First boyfriend, Mike. He was the hot guy around town when I was in high school. Older, very handsome, in great shape, dumb as a box of rocks. I used to do his college level math for him when I was still in high school. When he wrote letters to me, I'd correct them with a red pen and send them back. In his final "How could you do this to me?" letter, I counted 32 spelling/grammatical errors in a two page letter. Obviously, he's not book smart. Some people aren't. As for "street" smart or common sense, he really had none. When people would gently mock him for being dumb, he never really knew what was going on. And all he could ever talk about was Doctor Who. My mom even made fun of him.

But he was hot.

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Has anyone ever dated anyone really stupid because of how hot they were (male or female) & just got fed up with how dumb they were?


First boyfriend, Mike. He was the hot guy around town when I was in high school. Older, very handsome, in great shape, dumb as a box of rocks. I used to do his college level math for him when I was still in high school. When he wrote letters to me, I'd correct them with a red pen and send them back. In his final "How could you do this to me?" letter, I counted 32 spelling/grammatical errors in a two page letter. Obviously, he's not book smart. Some people aren't. As for "street" smart or common sense, he really had none. When people would gently mock him for being dumb, he never really knew what was going on


Does he post here?

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Has anyone ever dated anyone really stupid because of how hot they were (male or female) & just got fed up with how dumb they were?


First boyfriend, Mike. He was the hot guy around town when I was in high school. Older, very handsome, in great shape, dumb as a box of rocks. I used to do his college level math for him when I was still in high school. When he wrote letters to me, I'd correct them with a red pen and send them back. In his final "How could you do this to me?" letter, I counted 32 spelling/grammatical errors in a two page letter. Obviously, he's not book smart. Some people aren't. As for "street" smart or common sense, he really had none. When people would gently mock him for being dumb, he never really knew what was going on


Does he post here?


Doubt it. I haven't heard from him since the summer of '95. Haha... just reminded me of something.... he had a pen pal in England... found her in the back of some Doctor Who magazine.... anyway, they used to write back and forth (I'm assuming she was either very patient or very dumb herself) and he ended up moving there and marrying her.

I'm not good at keeping relationships going with smart people, even though that's all I'm attracted to. You could probably have a unicorn horn, but if you have an advanced degree, I'll date you.

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you can always tell how dumb people are by the amount of hugs the give/ask for. It's pretty much a perfectly proportional relationship between intelligence and hugging.

Only when assuming an incapacity to maintain platonic friendships with one's gender-of-sexual-preference.


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...You could probably have a unicorn horn, but if you have an advanced degree, I'll date you.


What's wrong with having a unicorn horn?

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You could probably have a unicorn horn, but if you have an advanced degree, I'll date you.


Even if it's an MBA or a JD? You know how those people are.


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