Oh, man. To be a Cubs fan, today. In the last three years, the Red Sox, White Sox, & Cardinals have been World Series champions. If, by some miracle, Milwaukee were to win it next year, I think there'd be a mass North Side Suicide in the Big Shoulders.

As it is, somebody try to talk poptodd & robotboy off their ledges.

I was at a concert in downtown St. Louis last night. I got stuck in traffic for 2 hours, watching all those bastards running through the streets.