taped earlier this week. I have caught a few transcripts. This one was in the Post.

ANY lingering doubts that David Letterman detests Bill O'Reilly will be laid to rest tonight, when the gap-toothed funnyman has the conservative Fox News powerhouse on his CBS "Late Show" and machine-guns him with insults.

In a tape previewed by Page Six, things go downhill fast as O'Reilly sits down and jokingly presents the liberal-leaning host with a plastic sword to do battle and holds up a plastic shield to defend himself.

An irritated Letterman cracks, "Oh, that's nice, that's cute, you come out with toys . . . Am I right about one thing: You guys over there at Fox and guys like Rush Limbaugh, you guys know it's all just a goof, right? You're just horsing around. You're doing it 'cause you know it'll be entertaining?" Letterman adds he's never seen O'Reilly's show because, "I dial up Fox and it's always 'The Simpsons.' "

O'Reilly tries to lighten the mood by telling the audience he and Letterman are "on the same bowling league" and asks whether he'd appear on "Dancing With the Stars."

"Bonehead!" snaps Letterman, who then starts shaking his fist and waving his arms at O'Reilly as the subject turns to the war in Iraq. "Let me ask you a question - was there more heinous, more dangerous violence taking place [before America invaded] Iraq, or is there more heinous, dangerous violence taking place now in Iraq?"

"Oh, stop it," O'Reilly scolds the host. "Saddam Hussein slaughtered 300,000 to 400,000 people, all right, so knock it off . . . It isn't so black and white, Dave - it isn't, 'We're a bad country. Bush is an evil liar.' That's not true."

"I didn't say he was an evil liar," Letterman shoots back. "You're putting words in my mouth, just the way you put artificial facts in your head!"

Letterman admits he hasn't read O'Reilly's new book, "Culture War," because "I looked at it. I said, 'What is it, a book on sailing?' "

Checking his watch to signal an end to the insult-a-thon, Letterman sarcastically quips, "Oh, gosh, where has the time gone?" He adds: "I have no idea what I'm talking about - but I don't think you do, either."

is this a new one?
or was this the same one of when he was on months back?

tv.yahoo.com says it's new.

just cant see why the fuck he'd go back on after last time

shit i think it must be new since hes talking about that dumbass book he put out in september

have to check out youtube for this tommorrow for sure

I should watch this one then. Last time he was on was awesome.

One of my favorite Letterman quotes was something along the lines of "I'm not positive but I'm pretty certain about 80% of what you say is crap."

it's new. filmed earlier this week.

i can't seem to find this yet
except for one small 1 min clip put on youtube by cbs
but not the whole segment and pretty much nothing great on that little teaser

anyone find it?

another clip here

The bits I have seen on news shows it looks like Letterman is very, very nervous and doing the usual kind of crap that gets the crowd behind him - insubstantial "war is bad, people who kill people are bad" types of arguments, just like last time. I'm not an O'Reilly fan, but does Letterman really stand behind Cindy Sheehan when she says that the Iraqis and terrorists are "freedom fighters"? Come on. It's Letterman who should know better than to do this kind of crap and the fact that it's not on next week when sweeps start is a pretty good indication that they knew it was going to be a failure and embarassment from the start. (O'Reilly seems the type who will go anywhere people are willing to let him open his mouth, no matter what garbage spills out.) This is why I watch these guys only for their funny segments and not their interviews, and ESPECIALLY not their politics - because they're all morons when it comes to politics. Stick to funny, Letterman.

Why don't you watch the entire interview before eliciting your presumed judgements and irrelevant tangents from clips. Swayed by the bias of the news producer apparently. I thought Letterman did a good job of putting O'Reilly in his place without saying anything too belligerent. But I'm glad you spent all that time making extrapolations instead of just watching the fucking interview. Stick to the content, Fucko.

hes right about the last letterman interview anyway

hate oreilly and love letterman usually,

but sometimes he falls to sophistry

stick to funny?
...
more interviews like this belong on these retarded late shows

its decent entertainment
and put into a nice and simple context
that the simple people watching this bullshit can understand

i would like to point out
...
that letterman didn't ever claim to be sophisticated

in fact
he goes out of his way to point out
that he doesn't know what hes talking about

if you got a problem with him bringing bill o'fuckface on his show
because its not funny enough
(since when is letterman hysterical anyways?)
...
you can choke on my cock
and cindy sheehans

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god that was funny
maybe for the wrong reasons

"Rivaly" is not a word.

But it should be.

for the most part obner is the nicest friendliest board and then BAM . . . i fucked your mom and your brain is made of dildo cream.

well i dont know about KW
but
i was just sayin

except for that choke on my cock and cindy sheehans too
i was dead serious about that
its fightin season

Direct quote. I wasn't the one that misspelled it.

yeah. holy Pearl Harbor.

That's exactly the kind of stuff that I was talking about. Pointless insults that get his audience hooting and hollering but don't actually mean anything.

Is this on Youtube yet?

How doesn't that mean anything?

A one minute clip is on the front page. I would like to see this in it's entirety, but now that CBS is officially a partner w/ YT, I don't think that is possible any more.