DJ Shadow - The Outsider
If there's one thing I wish I had the power to stop, it would be all those stupid rap skits and "interludes" that plague so many albums these days. They are annoying at best and consistently break up the flow of what might be a listenable experience. This shit is funny and clever TO NO ONE, DO YOU HEAR ME? Who the fuck started this? Ice-T? It needs to seriously end right now, I don't give a shit about your theme or whatever what artistic statement you're trying to make. Just sing/play/write SONGS, motherfucker. Anyways, this album starts out with an "intro": a grave British announcer voice proclaiming the end of the world that serves as a prelude of things to come.
"This Time" - I think this is my favorite track from this album. It sounds like something off of a 70's blacksploitation flick soundtrack. It rolls along nicely. I wonder how he did this? I mean, how he put this together...did he get a soul singer to sing over some old beats and rhythms he found?
"3 Freaks" - OK, the rap invasion has started now. I don't know what this hyphy shit is but if it's the new face of rap I'd prefer it be covered up like a facial burn victim at a crowded gathering.
"Droop-E-Drop" - Again, FUCK YOUR ANNOUNCEMENT TYPE INTROS. GAH!
"Turf Dancing" - This is pretty fierce. For those that don't know I'm not a big fan of the new rap/hip hop pimp and ho braggadocio stuff but every now and then I find something that I can appreciate.
"Keep 'em Close" - Dude. When the beats start, start rapping. Don't use the beginning part of the song to thank God, your crew, your momma, or whatever else that's currently on your mind like what you ate at Burger King this afternoon. No one is interested in that stuff. Anyways, this sucks a big dick. It's complete with the cliche police sirens, machine gun fire, and sounds of beatings being handed out.

Why is DJ Shadow doing all this rap stuff anyways?
"Seein' Things" feat Bruce Banner - Bruce Banner? Like in the Incredible Hulk? BWAHAHAHA. What a lame stage name. Maybe it's his real name though, I don't know but man you should to change that, maybe to Peter Parker. Actually, I like the backing beats to this but not the rap itself. I think he should've have released this as an instrumental. For the most part I think Shadow should stick to his old methods of turntablism and stop with the rap collaborations.
"Broken Levee Blues" - Oh Christ. More political statements as an intro. Fuck you in the ass for that. What's with the guitar piece, is Shadow trying to show how diversified he is in his music tastes? Eh.
"Artifact" - WTF? Nice double bass drums man, get it all out of your system.
"Backstage Girl" - (snore)
"Triplicate Something Happening That Day" - This is just sonic collage stuff, sort of ambient and free-floating with nice dramatic piano dirges. I think that out of everything here this is closest to what Shadow used to be doing. Go back man, go back.
"The Tiger" - You know, with every track it seems he's trying something different. This is probably the by product of working with so many different people for this album. I don't like this much though but I give you points for trying.
"Erase You" - Another sorta interesting experiment but certainly nothing I would ever need to hear again.
"You Made It" feat Christina C. Spoken word intro:
I speak from the heart. I fear beginning. I must go, broken and soaked. Yeah, you do. And let me do it to you.
"Enuff" feat Q-Tip and Lateef Truth Speaker - This can't be possibly right. Did someone switch the tags here? This sounds like Coldplay. I think I got that early version of this album that was sorta fucked up.
OK, anyways this album is all over the place and really hit or miss. Mostly miss though.
Rating: 6/10