Rating the Obners (SFW)

MontyTheMongoose · **Posted:** Thu Nov 02, 2006 2:48 am

It appears, as with Lake Woebegone, that (almost) everyone on Obner is above-average. Kudos.

crutches of destruction Wrote:

1.0 Aural Fixation

0.9 catswilleatyou
0.9 gauchebag (is this still is user-name?)

0.8 KonstantinL
0.8 "The Obner" (Is he still 'Ross Gload'?)
0.8 Beachy lunchtime musings ("feeling belizy, hey")
0.8 St. Patrick

0.7 petecockroach
0.7 Jewlz Santana
0.7 FT
0.7 South Pacific
0.7 nick

0.6 Bitter Buffalo
0.6 Cap'n Squirrrgggle
0.6 Spontaneous Poet
0.6 ayah
0.6 Juice
0.6 Bag-headed Jason

0.5 Swiatecki
0.5 Prince of Darkness
0.5 pollysix
0.5 This guy has crack
0.5 red
0.5 Dreaded Marco
0.5 Chuck(e)d (but it really should be 'Eli Waxenstache')
0.5 HaqDiesel
0.5 Tentoze
0.5 DumpJack
0.5 posthumus
0.5 drinky

0.4 paper
0.4 Postmersh
0.4 Dridiculous
0.4 afreshstartforme
0.4 Mrs. Neuro
0.4 Harry
0.4 Charli
0.4 contradiction
0.4 RParis74
0.4 Sketch
0.4 DNorwood
0.4 NOTHINGFACE
0.4 Elephantstone
0.4 I got ish
0.4 Timis

0.3 Kyle Orton
0.3 Dalen
0.3 DHRJehrico
0.3 Frosted
0.3 Aimar
0.3 Sen. (insert adjectival expression) LooGAR
0.3 Neuroboy
0.3 Elvis Fu
0.3 Stop Breathin'
0.3 SPlates

0.2 backspace (would be higher if he posted more often)
0.2 TinyE
0.2 Andyfest
0.2 schadenfreude
0.2 OPA!
0.2 ChromeCW
0.2 Belial ("Shiv")
0.2 Old Kingfish Lee
0.2 discostu

0.1 Yail Bloor
0.1 cemeterypolka
0.1 Mutty
0.1 Huskerpunk
0.1 paladisiac
0.1 alongwaltz

0.0 PopTodd
0.0 Telescope
0.0 fuse
0.0 Psychlone (could well go up, as post-count builds...)

-0.1 Spade Kitty
-0.1 Fickerson
-0.1 Billzebub
-0.1 Finch Platte

-0.2 Promethium
-0.2 Chappy (formerly, "Hegel...")
-0.2 thisotherkingdom

-0.3 Melissa (Rating increases by at least 0.3 if breasts are bared.)
-0.3 Busty Rhodes

-0.4 Tom Arico

-0.5 crutches of destruction

-0.6 Mayor of Simpleton

-0.7 Dusty Chalk ('though, he doesn't post anymore)

-0.8 Bee OK

-0.9 nickisnotdead
-0.9 Verbal Intercourse

-1.0 4030

edits: Will be made as I remember or am reminded of names of additional boarders.

hey look · **Posted:** Thu Nov 02, 2006 2:51 am

fuck you

tentoze · **Posted:** Thu Nov 02, 2006 2:56 am

I have no idea of the basis for this list, but stand proud with my associates (like a jack on a ginny):

Quote:

0.5 Swiatecki
0.5 Prince of Darkness
0.5 This guy has crack
0.5 red
0.5 Dreaded Marco
0.5 Chuck(e)d (but it really should be 'Eli Waxenstache')
0.5 HaqDiesel
0.5 Tentoze
0.5 drinky

hey look · **Posted:** Thu Nov 02, 2006 2:59 am

how are these rated anyway

Prince of Darkness · **Joined:** Mon Oct 25, 2004 11:41 am **Posts:** 11048

Arbitrarily.

But i'll take it.

tentoze · **Posted:** Thu Nov 02, 2006 3:04 am

contradiction Wrote:

how are these rated anyway

Frankly, just the fact that I got mentioned here at all makes me say I don't give a fuck.

Side note- Hellwood kicks ass.

greezy · **Posted:** Thu Nov 02, 2006 3:13 am

contradiction Wrote:

fuck you

The Mayor of Simpleton · **Posted:** Thu Nov 02, 2006 3:42 am

It's good that we have things like this to destroy harmony around here. It's like being in high school. No, scratch that. Junior high.

harry · **Posted:** Thu Nov 02, 2006 3:43 am

1. You should alphabetize the names within each category.

2. This is like the stanford experiment with faux prison guards who took their roles so seriously they were hurting people.

3. This is also like middle school.

4. I don't know who 2/3 of these names are.

harry · **Posted:** Thu Nov 02, 2006 3:44 am

The Mayor of Simpleton Wrote:

It's good that we have things like this to destroy harmony around here. It's like being in high school. No, scratch that. Junior high.

See my #3...

duckyboy · **Posted:** Thu Nov 02, 2006 4:02 am

wtf? are these splates' ratings?

shiv · **Posted:** Thu Nov 02, 2006 4:07 am

Some people have too much time on their hands.

tentoze · **Posted:** Thu Nov 02, 2006 4:09 am

Take a deep breath, folks.

hey look · **Posted:** Thu Nov 02, 2006 4:34 am

duckyboy Wrote:

wtf? are these splates' ratings?

i'd be top 3

thrillhouse · **Posted:** Thu Nov 02, 2006 4:59 am

thanks for nothing asshole

Chuck D · **Posted:** Thu Nov 02, 2006 5:00 am

tentoze Wrote:

I have no idea of the basis for this list, but stand proud with my associates (like a jack on a ginny):

Quote:

0.5 Swiatecki
0.5 Prince of Darkness
0.5 This guy has crack
0.5 red
0.5 Dreaded Marco
0.5 Chuck(e)d (but it really should be 'Eli Waxenstache')
0.5 HaqDiesel
0.5 Tentoze
0.5 drinky

Radcliffe · **Posted:** Thu Nov 02, 2006 5:02 am

crutches of destruction Wrote:

-0.3 Melissa (Rating increases by at least 0.3 if breasts are bared.)

And just as easy as that, the motivation for the creation of this thread is made clear.

Spade Kitty · **Joined:** Mon Oct 25, 2004 11:49 am **Posts:** 4401

what could I have possibly done to not be rated lower???

Aural Fixation · **Posted:** Thu Nov 02, 2006 5:23 am

Uhm...does this mean I have a 1.0" obner?

Not sure what it all means. I don't think I've ever bared my breasts for Obner.

Postmersh · **Posted:** Thu Nov 02, 2006 7:00 am

crutches of destruction Wrote:

0.4 paper
0.4 Postmersh
0.4 Dridiculous
0.4 afreshstartforme
0.4 Mrs. Neuro
0.4 Harry
0.4 contradiction
0.4 RParis74
0.4 DNorwood
0.4 NOTHINGFACE
0.4 Elephantstone
0.4 Timis

Guess I can live with that... whatever "that" is....

Evil Dr. K · **Joined:** Mon Oct 25, 2004 11:51 am **Posts:** 6327

It's official. I'm better than nearly everyone.

posthumus · **Joined:** Tue Oct 26, 2004 2:17 am **Posts:** 589

Hey, I do stuff!

Just the other day I was remarking to some homeless girl about how much stuff I do.

STUFF!!!!

splates · **Posted:** Thu Nov 02, 2006 9:01 am

the fuck is this

leave your basement

no guru · **Posted:** Thu Nov 02, 2006 9:24 am

A scale of negative to 1?

Heh.

Also, heh.

Sketch · **Posted:** Thu Nov 02, 2006 9:30 am

I'm off the scale, baby!!!!!

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