Whoever ends that sentence most to my satisfaction will be sent:


Modest Mouse: A Pretty Good Read (Paperback)
by Alan Goldsher

...which I just got for free. Must actually want the book.

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...I named my firstborn Everywhere.

I gave a presentation in my college religion class on the song "Bankrupt on Selling" in 1999.

!!!

... I played Good News in it's entirety to my sunday school class. I got the idea from seeing Float On on Kids Bop.

No one I work with cared and in fact were dancing along. Hooray early corruption!!!

.. that my heart has slowly dried up.

I listened to Modest Mouse once.

...when I married my wife (also a Modest Mouse fan) we both kept our MM discographies instead of selling the duplicates, so we could have one set in the home and one set in the car.

.. I ate a polar bear.

SO Mouse Modest love I.

... I would be willing to waste 6 hours of my life reading a book about them.

...that I learned how to read just so I could read their book.

...I have three Modest Mouse-related tattoos.


Not me, my best friend. But she would totally win.

In the words of rosie perez, sometimes when you win, you really lose.

i would listen to the crazy frogs two albums nonstop for three days so i could see them live.

Fuck this, i'm going to barnes and noble, ordering some black coffee, and reading it right there until I lose interest or buy it.

actually, I don't live Modest Mouse much at all.....but I do live in Issaquah, Washington where the band was formed

... that I told the bride (my boss at the time) at her wedding that she chose the worst day to get married because I was missing their concert (w/ Flaming Lips and Cake).

I know its not a god damn sentence-but I'm still pissed about it.

you're married?

anyway, i've chosen Bort as our winner. congratulations, Bort!

The contest is already over?? Damn.

I was going to say, OPA would give you a blow job if you gave the book to me (of course, he didn't know it, but you know how he is....).

I love Modest Mouse SO much, that I wish I were cheese, and that they would eat me up because you are what you eat, and then I'd be a part of Modest Mouse too!

i love modest mouse so much that i'm going to see them tomorrow night even though 1. i just got back from cmj, 2. tomorrow first day back at work after vacation and 3. i have a black eye (don't ask). too bad the contest is over though. boooo.

I love them so much I cant even create my own witty saying about them, I have to borrow someone elses.

the original version of Float On is so fucking badass