All I have to say is:

Obner is Embarassing and Hipinion is a Disgusting Board

Add this to the list of awesome/entertaining threads to emerge in our little corner of cyberspace.

Tell her you've got too much time on your hands and then invite her to postnoodpxplzkthnx?

well, you could link her to this thread and she can feel weirded out at something that was intended to be a relatively harmless month long prank

or we can move on

it's up to you

So wait, who's Melissa?

All this time as a mod, and I just now figured out how to do an IP check. As a result, I too have unraveled the mystery of "Melissa"'s identity. It's not cats, and cats is right that "Melissa" is not the person in those photos.

Mods and Melissa aren't telling which is by far the most frustrating thing. Considering when she had about 5 posts it was already stated by mods and Mr. Haq himself that Melissa was not actually what she appeared to be.

Should we tell them, Frew?

I'll out myself if cats agrees not to send her a link.

As a courtesy, because the guilty party is a long-time Obner, I will give them an opportunity to confess before outing them later if they don't.

Do you need OPA to help?

you have to help me come up with what the fuck to explain to her then...

just don't respond, cats.

Agreed.

and yes, that is a confession.

I think Mod/IP data is the same as doctors and medical records.

We have a duty to keep it confidential.

wow. what a letdown.

yeah, that's what I would do.

but she seems like such a nice girl

i think im in love

Good job, Ayah. You called this a long time ago.

Um... i hate to tell you this but that's Sarah Jessica Parker.

Quick, someone pull that Conan gag with SJP and J. Dylan have a kid.

So this is what Joey Harrington embarassing the Bears does to you Windy City types?
Good gravy.

yes, kudos to those who believed I couldn't be a girl - I was pretty terrible at acting like one.

this all came about because I was fucking around one night registering an alternate name, which I changed to a girl's name as a sociology experiment. After 1 post, I received three pms (this is before posting any pics). I can't imagine what it's like for real girls.

Anyway, I decided to play a prank on obner which I fully intended on revealing after 100 posts. Unfortunately, I didn't cover my tracks well enough. The mods almost blew it in the first thread but after a few pms we were able to quell some suspicion, but not all.

Darrin, you must be kidding. If the person posts here and wants to joke, out them!

This'll be hilarious.

well thank you, tanner.
and matt, while i still think you're an idiot, you've helped to prove my theory that just a photograph and a notion will go a long way.

lovely photographs at that.