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I just saw it last night and I can't help talking like him all day now.

I LIKE! SEXY TIME!

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(riding in the ice-cream tuck) "Let's go back to New York, there are no Jews there".


"Don't worry Pamela, I'm nervous too". (said while chasing her around Virgin music store with wedding sack)

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Ok, can we all make a pact.

As much as most of us will love this movie, can we promise not to start using all the obvious catchphrases. There are at least 10 new ones in there.

We do not need another
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I am the only one that thinks that Borat isn't that funny?

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harry Wrote:
I am the only one that thinks that Borat isn't that funny?


On Obner yes, but this guy agrees with you...

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here's a totally hilarious review of the movie from a teen christian website.

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Story:A few years ago, Sacha Baron Cohen burst onto the comedy scene with his HBO hit Da Ali G Show. On his show, Baron Cohen plays three different characters: Ali G (a hip DJ from London), Bruno (an Austrian fashion reporter), and Borat, the Kazakhstani journalist. Borat: Cultural Learnings of America for Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan follows Borat’s journey to the “US of A,” as he’s sent by his government to learn about what makes America so great. With a camera crew and his friend Azamat, Borat sets out to see the States, and bring some of our customs back to his native Kazakhstan.

Let me explain the whole ‘Borat’ thing, in case you’ve never heard of him. This film, like all of Baron Cohen’s ‘Borat’ sketches, is shot as a documentary. He never breaks character, using a comedy style similar to Andy Kaufman or Christopher Guest. The film takes itself seriously, and uses the awkward situations Borat puts real people in to generate comedy. Just like the show, most of the ‘Borat’ gimmick is that he interviews people for his ‘documentary’ and either makes them completely uncomfortable or gets them to say something inappropriate. All of this is done under the guise of misunderstanding American customs and norms, as he usually makes an obscene or gross comment in public.

Pro-Social Content: Hahaha... nope. It would be great if I could tell you that there’s some awesome lesson hidden in this film: unfortunately, there isn’t.

Objectionable Content: First off, there are so many gross sexual references in this movie it’s ridiculous. Literally every scene, every conversation, is punctuated by some off the wall disgusting comment. Borat goes to a preacher’s house for dinner, asks to use the bathroom, and returns with it in a plastic bag. Not funny, just gross. Also, there is a lot of nudity or almost-nudity that’s weird. About 5 minutes of the film is a fight scene between two totally naked men, with only a black bar to censor out certain areas. I could go into detail, but I’ll just say that it was seriously disturbing.

Towards the end of the movie, Borat goes to a Protestant church and gets “saved” by the pastor. To fake a conversion in front of a church and fake resting in the Spirit is totally offensive and callous. This probably won’t be something other reviewers would mention, but as a Catholic website, it’s important to point out. Whether at Catholic or a Protestant church, it’s not okay to mock something as personal as someone’s decision to follow Christ, especially when you’re duping a few hundred people that are honestly praying for you in the church.

Sacha Baron Cohen is Jewish, and uses his heritage as a defense for Borat’s anti-Semitism. I’m not Jewish, so I don’t know what is particularly offensive to their community, but the jokes against Jews were way over the top. Just because you’re part of a group doesn’t mean you can make fun of them as much as you want. At the end of the film, Borat proudly proclaims that Kazakhstan is now Christian, and they no longer stone Jews. The film then cuts to several “Kazakh” people poking a Jewish man with a pitchfork as he is tied to a cross. That is just flat out offensive and unacceptable, whether Baron Cohen is Jewish or not.

Summary: Borat takes what could have been a really funny movie and ruins it with way too much vulgar content. Putting people in awkward situations can be hilarious, but when it’s used to offend and upset people, it loses its humor. The film leaves you feeling grossed out more than it makes you laugh, and is ultimately just a weak film that tried to rely on “edgy” situational comedy. Skip Borat this weekend, and see something worth watching.

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What's wrong with you? How could you not find this movie funny?




"Don't worry, When I come back from America I will bring you new arm."


(brings back white rubber dildo fist for villager as a prosthesis)

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Also, the scene where you could see the bear head on a plate in Azamat's refrigerator.

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The whole scene with him and Azamat naked was hysterical.

Him outside masturbating to lingerie in the window of a dept. store.

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What's wrong with you? How could you not find this movie funny?

"Don't worry, When I come back from America I will bring you new arm."


(brings back white rubber dildo fist for villager as a prosthesis)

:lol:


Also, the scene where you could see the bear head on a plate in the refrigerator.


I am sure people will eventually say that thinking the wrestling scene is like choosing to use Liu Kang in Mortal Kombat, but that was one of the funniest scenes in a movie that I have seen in a long time. Horrifying, grotesque, and slightly below x-rated OPA! quality, but funny nonetheless.


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(yelling outside to consulate)

FUCK YOU UZBEKISTAN!

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(To Azamat in hotel room)


"Okay, but how about my back vagina, is it moist?"

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I didn't know this was the same actor who plays Ali G. Then again, I'm only familiar with Ali G from that Madonna music video.


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The Running of the Jew 2004

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The Running of the Jew 2004


jew egg haha

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THEY'VE SHIFTED THEIR SHAPES! LOOK,THERE'S TWO OF THEM! THEY'RE SHAPE SHIFTERS!

THEY'RE CRAWLING FROM UNDER THE DOOR! WHAT DO I DO?





(Azamat) THROW MONEY AT THEM!


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south pacific Wrote:
I just saw it last night and I can't help talking like him all day now.

I LIKE! SEXY TIME!

:lol:

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(riding in the ice-cream tuck) "Let's go back to New York, there are no Jews there".


"Don't worry Pamela, I'm nervous too". (said while chasing her around Virgin music store with wedding sack)


DUDE, COME THE FUCK ON...CAN WE NOT RUIN THIS?

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Death To Shoegaze666 Wrote:
south pacific Wrote:
I just saw it last night and I can't help talking like him all day now.

I LIKE! SEXY TIME!

:lol:

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(riding in the ice-cream tuck) "Let's go back to New York, there are no Jews there".


"Don't worry Pamela, I'm nervous too". (said while chasing her around Virgin music store with wedding sack)


DUDE, COME THE FUCK ON...CAN WE NOT RUIN THIS?


See thread title.

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shiv charles Wrote:
Death To Shoegaze666 Wrote:
south pacific Wrote:
I just saw it last night and I can't help talking like him all day now.

I LIKE! SEXY TIME!

:lol:

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(riding in the ice-cream tuck) "Let's go back to New York, there are no Jews there".


"Don't worry Pamela, I'm nervous too". (said while chasing her around Virgin music store with wedding sack)


DUDE, COME THE FUCK ON...CAN WE NOT RUIN THIS?


See thread title.


see "can't help talking like him all day now."

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Death To Shoegaze666 Wrote:
shiv charles Wrote:
Death To Shoegaze666 Wrote:
south pacific Wrote:
I just saw it last night and I can't help talking like him all day now.

I LIKE! SEXY TIME!

:lol:

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(riding in the ice-cream tuck) "Let's go back to New York, there are no Jews there".


"Don't worry Pamela, I'm nervous too". (said while chasing her around Virgin music store with wedding sack)


DUDE, COME THE FUCK ON...CAN WE NOT RUIN THIS?


See thread title.


see "can't help talking like him all day now."


Ah, I though you meant ruin it as you haven't seen it yet and didn't want to have all the funny bits posted. Then again, no one's really "talking" like him in this thread.

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He's making a Bruno movie next. That's awesome.


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Why did you call the police did the retard escape?

You mean the person that put plastic fist in my anus is homosexual?

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Her vagin hang like sleeve of wizard.

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i liked after he got the telegram that his wife was killed by a bear he gave the guy a high five.

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(To feminist group)


"But Russian scientists have proven that the brain of a woman. The same as squirrel."

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waawaaweewaa is always my favorite, but allow me to complain a little about something i wanted and didn't get.

may favorite borat trait is extreme physical ineptitude, best displayed by his inability to accept a wine glass from the mississippi gents. you know what i'm talking about? to me that's the funniest stuff and there was so little in the film.

also fun to watch his cricket lesson if you have never seen it.

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the cricket lesson was awesome

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