and return to age 13, would you:
A) Kill Yourself Preemptively
B) Rejoice at being young again
C) Demand to be sent back to the present
D) Bet on the '86 Mets to win it all
E) Bang your hottest teacher, knowing that this will be possible post-Mary Kay Leteourneau

1. tell myself to stop masturbating so much and just go ahead and have sex with the ugly girls. dont be picky at age 13. id also inform myself that jamming your pointer finger into a girl's vagina over and over won't really be that enjoyable for her.

2. tell myself to just give up sports and concentrate on school cuz I suck at sports

3. related to number 1: lock the bedroom door the day that SI swimsuit issue with Kathy Ireland on the cover arrived so that my sister cant interrupt what she shouldnt interrupt

4. buy stock in microsoft

13 was a shitty year for me.

What wouldn't I do? The mind boggles at the possibility.

Are we becoming 13 again or going back and visiting with our 13 year-old self? That differs.

Being thirteen again would probably suck.

If I were to hang out with my thirteen year-old self, I'd get him a hair cut, some better clothes, and try to set him up with the astonishingly hot black girl in his English class who I still sometimes think about.

i would make sure my neighbor Paul gave me that Cheap Trick shirt he promised me.

i would definitely fuck 17 year old Sonia again, but this time not in the bushes on the side of my house.

Yeah 13 sucked for me too. Life is too good now for me to kill myself, but I sure missed a prime opportunity to do so back then. Next time I get the chance, though, I'm offing myself at 13.

Yeah, I'm not sure I could make it through that again. I'd probably kill myself out of frustration with having to deal with all of that same shit again.

Being 16 again, on the other hand, would be interesting.

Nothing exciting happened when I was 13. I went to England with my grandma, Joe Day broke my heart into a million pieces and I listened to a LOT of Faith No More and Def Leppard.

Now, 14... that was a fucked up age.

Rejoice at being young again momentarily, then I would buckle down and study harder, learn more foreign languages, quit band and learn piano or guitar instead.
I also would probably buy a guitar instead of a skateboard, since I no longer skate and probably would still play guitar if I knew how.

I would absolutely not study harder.

Steal everything my parents own and buy lots of microsoft and tell myself to try to keep it together enough to remember being 13 this time around.

I think I'd fight back this time.

i'd probably rejoice in being young again for awhile until i remembered i was 13. i wasn't 13 in 1986, but i would've lost if i'd bet on anyone to win the world series that year anyway. and i didn't have a hot teacher until college.

honestly, changes i'd make about things i've done don't really start until 14. and i'm pretty content with how a few of those turned out through an odd series of events.

I would jump back to age 12

1. PICK UP A GUITAR & LEARN TO PLAY (I've regretted this for 16 years)
2. DON'T SMOKE THAT CIGARETTE
3. Quit huffing gas

Age 14
4. Break up with that bitch Christy Williams who eventually cheats on me a year later and leads me to chop down a pine tree in my parents backyard with anger.
5. Learn Spanish

Like Rodney said... buy stock in Microsoft.

And much, much more.

I'd tell myself to get a degree that made money and forget about rock n roll.

Marvel at having a flat stomach.

that memory is so hazy...

I'd also pass myself a list of lying ass bitches and their crimes against me, and tell myself to start being creative.

that decision in college to sign up for that credit card to get a free t-shirt turned out to be a bad idea.

true fucking that.

i'd like to amend my answer. id go back in time and sever poptodd and gregay's fingers so they couldn't post on the internet...once it was invented.

I'd wager on everything i already knew and would become ungodly rich.

I type with my middle finger, and it's pointed right at you douchenozzle. Go fuck yourself asshole.

so you didnt find that funny?