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PostPosted: Thu Jan 27, 2005 4:25 pm 
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[img][462:500]http://www.bmezine.com/tattoo/A41118/high/tattoo4.jpg[/img]
[img][650:408]http://www.inkwizard.com/martina1.jpg[/img]
[img][323:500]http://www.tattoosbygarrett.com/assets/images/decnew/jesusdementoslg.jpg[/img]
[img][333:500]http://www.takingsides.net/photos/ecbeard.jpg[/img]


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PostPosted: Thu Jan 27, 2005 4:27 pm 
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Or: any Chinese characters on a non-Chinese body.


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PostPosted: Thu Jan 27, 2005 4:29 pm 
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that monkey one is disturbing

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Or: any Maori designs on a non-Maori body.


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These are all on one body. The Biff Henderson one was put on live on the Late Show.


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rparis74 Wrote:
that monkey one is disturbing


More like fucking awesome. This one, however...

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[img][650:408]http://www.bmezine.com/tattoo/A40831/high/iam00055301.jpg[/img]

Holy Shit! God Swill! I saw them open for Thor at the State Fair in '89!

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That jesus mentos one is probably the BEST tattoo I've ever seen.

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contradiction Wrote:
That jesus mentos one is probably the BEST tattoo I've ever seen.


I agree.

Here's a nice guide to stupid chinese tattoos that probably don't mean anything like what they're supposed to:

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HaqDiesel Wrote:

Here's a nice guide to stupid chinese tattoos that probably don't mean anything like what they're supposed to:

I get a kick outta people who say shit like "that's my daughter's name in Chinese", because Chinese-to-English translations of names are mostly based on sound rather than meaning. So a name like, oh, Nugene, for example, would be translated by finding the Chinese characters that most closely resemble the corresponding tones "noo" and "gene" (and there's four tones for every character, with each tone having an entirely different definition). So, depending on the tone used when pronounced, the resulting characters could mean anything from "God of Thunder" to "Ass Gristle" (but it'll sorta sound like "Noo-gene").


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i haven an asian character tattoo that translates to "cliche"

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That jesus mentos one is probably the BEST tattoo I've ever seen.


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you can tell he's a geek by the pimples.
[img][299:500]http://www.everytattoo.com/starwars5.jpg[/img]

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This reminds me that I have an appointment this week to have OZZY 4 LIFE tattooed on my genitals.


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Or: any tattoo on anybody

Apologies to those who have 'em, but I HATE TATTOOS.

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Man, mario just looks like he's shitting a racoon.


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PostPosted: Thu Jan 27, 2005 7:18 pm 
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I don't think i've seen a good one yet on bmezine.com. I'd laugh at all of them if I were to see it in person


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I wish I could find a pic of it, but Joel Przybilla the NBA "player" has a tattoo of the "and 1" logo, with his face in place of the original face on the logo...it's a riot

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you can tell he's a geek by the pimples.
[img][299:500]http://www.everytattoo.com/starwars5.jpg[/img]

not work safe


That's the worst rendering of Winston Churchill I've ever seen.

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When I was in Thailand I kept on joking about getting "Thug 4 Life" Tattooed in huge letters across my abdomen.

I didn't.


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i don't know if these qualify as "worst" but they're frickin' out there. glow-in-the-dark. . .

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That jesus mentos one is probably the BEST tattoo I've ever seen.

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new 'worst tattoo ever': misspelled goo-goo dolls lyric, as if having a goo goo doll lyric wasn't awful enough

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