correct answer.

I'm laughing my ass off, you are so funny. Keep up the good work unknown comic...

im actually pretty well known, feygay

Very punny. You bring major lols. What a comedic genius. Keep bringing the funny. You are quite a talent, man. Up there with Dane Cook.

punny! nice - i like how you did that.

but honestly, i gotta run home. i found a guy off craigslist to come jack me off later and I gotta get ready.

shower up real nice, you'll get fucked like a virgin. God knows many men wanna pound rparis74's ass. Spread those cheeks.

nohomo

Excellent retort. Wow, you are so articulate. PS- Bend over bitch, you are seriously gonna get fucked

oh my. my 16 year old eyes are scarred

i dont think my hmo covers the aids

Yeah, no shit. At age 14, I weighed 100 lbs. less that I do now.

This just caused a fine mist of boogers to land on my keyboard. Hilarious.

Hell yeah, age 14.

1. Listen to my mom because I've learned that she really did know what she was talking about.
2. Not throw a frozen pizza at my dad's head and then storm out of the house and "run away".
3. Stay far, FAR away from the following guys who thought that because I looked 18 at 14, I must ACT like an 18 year old, too. Dave S, Keith G, Tim W, Chris M, Matt W.

13? That was 1979. Geezuz, no.

Your HMO clearly doesn't cover stupidity either. Could you just quietly go die in a fire you reprehensible fuck? You will not be missed.

Studying hard would be a nice start.

Also not be such a pussy around girls.

i would let him walk me home from school, and meet me at the pool.

I'd get my ducks in a row so I could join that swingin' Congressional Page program.

i wouldn't wait another year to run away from home for the first time.

At age 13, my parents were healthy and alive. I'd love to see them like that again.

I also wore hot pants and men thought I was a lot older than I was. It was around that period of time, a guy I had never met offered me a ride to school as I was walking to catch the school bus. I didn't know about molesters back then, but stuck to my gut instinct and refused a ride.

I was in my All-Star Softball Team and had tons of trophies.

I was a high school freshman and thinking about becoming a lawyer. None of the boys in my classes were cute.

Punk rock was slowly entering my life, with The Bay City Rollers following shortly thereafter.

I'd tell 13 year old Kit to put down the goddamn joystick and pick up an instrument.

maybe friday i can get tickets for the dance... and i'll take you.

Tim Watley?

No little thing would have helped me enough at 13.

I'd go back to the years 84-89:

1. I'd not rebel horrendously against my mother
2. I'd stop worrying about what those bitches at school thought
3. I'd actually attend classes in high school instead of screwing around so much and I would have studied a LOT harder.
4. I'd grow a spine
5. I wouldn't have tried coke sophomore year, I would have never tried it at all(edited due to smartasses like Rodney )
6. I would have gotten a clue and stayed with the nice guy vs the assholes who didn't give a damn therefore saving my self-esteem from damage.

Ohh geez the list could go on.

Those five years are the five years in my life that if I did over, my 20's would have been sooo much better(though I did get Charlie out of em, which was the only good part and I wouldn't change that).