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gregrey

Post subject: My SO "sharted" his-self, how do I respond?

Posted: Thu Nov 16, 2006 4:06 pm

Bedroom Demos

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His fart went horribly wrong. Do I shame him with ridicule or do I mother him and send him to the showers? I'm simulatneously disgusted yet endeared. How to proceed.

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Old Kentucky

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Posted: Thu Nov 16, 2006 4:08 pm

"Weddings, Parties, Anything…"

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Dude, STFU.

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Elvis Fu

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Posted: Thu Nov 16, 2006 4:08 pm

frostingspoon

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Post pix.

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two guns holla

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Posted: Thu Nov 16, 2006 4:10 pm

Go Platinum

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SO? Senior officer?

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gregrey

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Posted: Thu Nov 16, 2006 4:10 pm

Bedroom Demos

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Old Kentucky Wrote:

Dude, STFU.

As an ex-pat of KY, my counsel to you would be... flee that fucked up state. KY is full of stupid rednecks. Get out while you still have a fighting chance. And change your name to something more respectable. Old KY screams inbred douche bag. Have some dignity.

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tentoze

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Posted: Thu Nov 16, 2006 4:13 pm

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gregrey Wrote:

Old Kentucky Wrote:

Dude, STFU.

... Have some dignity.

This from someone wanting to discuss his lover soiling himself. Am I the only one who senses a paucity of imagination at work here?

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jewels santana

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Posted: Thu Nov 16, 2006 4:14 pm

frostingspoon

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they thought they farted when they shited
cause puba's everything and everything is pu

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Radcliffe

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Posted: Thu Nov 16, 2006 4:14 pm

frostingspoon

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gregrey Wrote:

Have some dignity.

gregrey Wrote:

My SO "sharted" his-self, how do I respond?

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PopTodd

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Posted: Thu Nov 16, 2006 4:16 pm

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Have him watch his diet.

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robotboy

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Posted: Thu Nov 16, 2006 4:17 pm

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sigh

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gregrey

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Posted: Thu Nov 16, 2006 4:17 pm

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Radcliffe Wrote:

gregrey Wrote:

Have some dignity.

gregrey Wrote:

My SO "sharted" his-self, how do I respond?

How to shart while being dignified, that is the question.

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Old Kentucky

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Posted: Thu Nov 16, 2006 4:17 pm

"Weddings, Parties, Anything…"

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gregrey Wrote:

Old Kentucky Wrote:

Dude, STFU.

As an ex-pat of KY, my counsel to you would be... flee that fucked up state. KY is full of stupid rednecks. Get out while you still have a fighting chance. And change your name to something more respectable. Old KY screams inbred douche bag. Have some dignity.

I want no part of your San Francisco values.

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gregrey

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Posted: Thu Nov 16, 2006 4:25 pm

Bedroom Demos

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Old Kentucky Wrote:

gregrey Wrote:

Old Kentucky Wrote:

Dude, STFU.

As an ex-pat of KY, my counsel to you would be... flee that fucked up state. KY is full of stupid rednecks. Get out while you still have a fighting chance. And change your name to something more respectable. Old KY screams inbred douche bag. Have some dignity.

I want no part of your San Francisco values.

Fine, then stay in KY. I certainly don't envy your plight. Ugly people are stuck there. You will make a nice fit.

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Stone red's dark sunshine

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Posted: Thu Nov 16, 2006 4:41 pm

Self-Released 7-Inch

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Why don't you keep this kind of thing to yourself? I think most of us (and certainly me) would appreciate it if you did.

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Kingfish

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Posted: Thu Nov 16, 2006 4:51 pm

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Everyone knows that the inbreds in Kentucky are incapable of understanding the true beauty of a shart. Uncultured hicks.

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gregrey

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Posted: Thu Nov 16, 2006 4:51 pm

Bedroom Demos

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[quote="Stone"]Why don't you keep this kind of thing to yourself? I think most of us (and certainly me) would appreciate it if you did.[/quote

Well if you don't want to read this then shut the fuck up. Quit responding to these threads. Die in a fire you idiot. good Riddance, you fuck.

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Dick Meatwood

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Posted: Thu Nov 16, 2006 4:53 pm

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You have to be a gimmick.

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pollysix

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Posted: Thu Nov 16, 2006 4:54 pm

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gregrey

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Posted: Thu Nov 16, 2006 4:56 pm

Bedroom Demos

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Drinky Wrote:

You have to be a gimmick.

Yeah, I'm a gimmick who likes to fuck with you indie douche bags... nice

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Stone red's dark sunshine

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Posted: Thu Nov 16, 2006 4:56 pm

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gregrey Wrote:

Stone Wrote:

Why don't you keep this kind of thing to yourself? I think most of us (and certainly me) would appreciate it if you did.

Well if you don't want to read this then shut the fuck up. Quit responding to these threads. Die in a fire you idiot. good Riddance, you fuck.

Gee, that's so well thought out and reasoned, I don't know how to respond. Oh yeah, how about this:

Just keep your stupid-ass "sharting" and "look at me, I'm so gay" threads off the board, and you won't have to worry about me reading them or responding, genius.

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Dick Meatwood

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Posted: Thu Nov 16, 2006 4:58 pm

Gayford R. Tincture

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gregrey Wrote:

Drinky Wrote:

You have to be a gimmick.

Yeah, I'm a gimmick who likes to fuck with you indie douche bags... nice

I knew it!

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gregrey

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Posted: Thu Nov 16, 2006 5:00 pm

Bedroom Demos

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Drinky, of all people has me figured out

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gregrey

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Posted: Thu Nov 16, 2006 5:00 pm

Bedroom Demos

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Drinky, of all people has me figured out

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Radcliffe

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Posted: Thu Nov 16, 2006 5:08 pm

frostingspoon

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So is sharting a common problem among homosexuals? And is it caused by weakened sphincter muscles? Should your SO be wearing Depends or Kotex pads, maybe?

<--- never sharted

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andyfest

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Posted: Thu Nov 16, 2006 5:11 pm

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Location: Indie-anapolis

So "SO" is for significant other?

<----also never sharted

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